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Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 12:00pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
2 kings 2:23-24From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. Morale: Insult the prophet and the Lord shall make thy plight bearable. 5 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 12:09pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
GEN 38.8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to tyour brother’s wife and uperform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. 10 And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also Kids, your God does not like condoms. 4 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 4:33pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
And your point is? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by mekzyjoe(m): 4:57pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:dis clown again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 5:09pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Lev. 26:27 “‘If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. KIDS, God will make your parents cannibals if they do not listen to him. 5 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 5:09pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
mekzyjoe:And you are? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 5:10pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Ishilove:Madam, please do not comment on my threads. 1 Like |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by NnaNna4(m): 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
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Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 7:41pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:Otherwise what? What will you do? Cast a spell on me? Nigga puhleeze! Mscheeew. I am a nairalander, just like you. Once a thread is opened on this forum, it becomes public property, so that means I, as a bonafide member of Nairaland, am free to comment on ANY thread that interests me, and there is nothing you can do about it. Get that into your Luciferian head. So as I was asking, what the Bleep is your point with your posts? Doesn't make much sense. 6 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 7:43pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
NnaNna4:Befuddling, innit? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by chibwike(m): 7:47pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Ishilove:Just ban him please..we dont need him here |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 7:53pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
chibwike:He hasn't broken any rule...yet. He actually isn't a troublemaker. He just worships the devil, which is his own cup of lipton as long as he doesn't break any rule. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by chibwike(m): 8:13pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Ishilove:Lol...aunt ishi..u re funny oh....well u ve said it all sha |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 4:23am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Stay off my threads. Your ignorance rankles. 3 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 4:24am On Dec 01, 2014 |
chibwike:Chrestard, who are you to suggest that? Are you vooks? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by vooks: 4:29am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Son of perdition, repent or perish with your god sonOfLucifer: |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by timmy2409(m): 6:00am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Leave it to Christians to turn a blind eye to the point being made. God killed 42 teenagers for calling a prophet bald (which he was, presumably) God killed a guy for not impregnating his brother's wife God promises to make people eat the flesh of their own children God allows a man to sacrifice his child as a burnt offering to him God promises to smash babies' heads against rocks God perpetually punishes multiple people for the perceived sins of a single person God sanctions the killing of millions (possibly billions) throughout the entire bible for no justifiable reason today God promises to mete out eternal torment on you for not believing the stories of his son But he loves you! And these are the stories you all gladly tell your children ![]() 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by 2cato: 7:48am On Dec 01, 2014 |
I have always said it atheist and satanist are one and thesam with BH and ISIS 2 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ranchhoddas: 7:55am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Ishilove:Everybody see am say na you first find trouble now. 2 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 8:10am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Numbers 3112 And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the children of Israel, unto the camp at kthe plains of Moab, which are by Jordan near Jericho. 13 And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth to meet them lwithout the camp. 14 And Moses was wroth with the mofficers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the †battle. 15 And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved nall the women alive? 16 Behold, othese caused the children of Israel, through the pcounsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of qPeor, and there was ra plague among the congregation of the Lord. 17 Now therefore skill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with †him. 18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Children, it is good to be a virgin. That way, you will be saved for the enemies in times of war. 2 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 8:10am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Ranchhoddas:Let the troll be. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 8:27am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Ranchhoddas:How I take find trouble? I asked a simple question and he responded rudely. What rubbish is that? SonofLucifer, better get used to me commenting on your threads. This is a public forum and you can't stop me. Nonsense. 1 Like |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by justi4jesu(f): 8:30am On Dec 01, 2014 |
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Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 8:30am On Dec 01, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:Kiss my rear end. Your whole persona rankles. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 8:31am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ranchhoddas: 8:38am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Ishilove:No dey make noise before dem go turn you to chicken.You know say christmas don dey reach. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by henrydan(m): 8:39am On Dec 01, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer: 1 Like
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Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Ishilove: 8:40am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Ranchhoddas:Lmao! Make dem try na. I serve the God of Elijah ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by franklyn009(m): 9:03am On Dec 01, 2014 |
I understand where u r driving to.....but dat was d dispensation of law when men receive instant judgement for der sins. D difference now is d death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ which brought forth d dispensation of Grace. Which is an 'unmerited favour' offered to mankind. ,for there is no name in heaven or on earth or under d earth by which we can b saved other dan d name of Jesus. There r ppl like u who think dy knew d rit way, but have now gone beyond d point of no return n wished dy had made d rit choice n begging for an opportunity to return even if it is to warn others. 1 Like |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 9:39am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Ishilove:That is your boyfriend's job. 8 Likes 1 Share |
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