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What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:24pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a notorious multidrug resistant organism called GEJ. It manifested as endermic disease in Nigeria, its main symptoms include; poverty, theft, indiscipline, bribery, corruption, insecurity, unemployment, poor education, electricity, roads, health care among others. The current drugs found to be effective against d organism include; Aticucyline, Buharimycin, Kwankwasylline, Amechicillin, Tinubustan and probably Ribadol nuhubazol, though Ribadol has inhibitory effect, its not dat potent as d source is not strong enough, all these are available in APC pharmacy nationwide. Some pple believe that high dose of protesting can also eradicate it but with potential side effects. Whatever, our main prayer is God Almighty helps to get rid of d disease by 2015. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Nobody: 8:26pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Stop supporting terrorists |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by DickDastardly(m): 8:28pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Op your Papa left nyansh there |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:31pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
I should rather tell you that!!!! all those blood that you people are charing in the north, Godu will judge you all!! |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by adekoonlay(m): 8:33pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
JONATHANISM is the act of schooling in France |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by spartoo: 8:40pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
op u forgot rochasol |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:41pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Nobody: 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
OP is a follower of boko-haramism |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
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Re: What Is Jonathanism? by teeowo: 8:44pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Alphaoscar: When you use someone else's work, always do well to cite them or better reference them in it |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by adekoonlay(m): 8:46pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Alphaoscar:warn ur self ooo, how dare u change my precious uniparis to uniport |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by EdCure: 8:52pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
It is a political consciousness and action centered on the promotion of cluelessness, impunity, insensitivity, moral decadence, and a predilection for chaos and corruption It is led by the worst amongst us who should either be in jail, in the elementary school, or in extreme cases, the psychiatric hospital. All addicted to ogogoro. It is cheered by the hypnotised herd of gullible and useful idio.ts who act based on instincts due to their lack of basic ideas of how things work. That is my definition of Jonathanism. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 9:08pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
teeowo: Maybe you should include your name in your properties next time because the person that actually shared this with me will not appreciate her name in the public. You have done a good job if you are the brain behind this but having a pen name won't be a bad idea. |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 6:55am On Dec 01, 2014 |
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by teeowo: 4:52pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Alphaoscar: I didn't write it but if you read opinions and articles well over the internet you would know who wrote it , it's cool tho , am only saying coz in a better world it is called plagiarism |
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