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What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:24pm On Nov 30, 2014
JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a notorious
multidrug resistant organism called GEJ. It manifested as endermic
disease in Nigeria, its main symptoms include; poverty, theft,
indiscipline, bribery, corruption, insecurity, unemployment, poor
education, electricity, roads, health care among others. The current
drugs found to be effective against d organism include; Aticucyline,
Buharimycin, Kwankwasylline, Amechicillin, Tinubustan and probably
Ribadol nuhubazol, though Ribadol has inhibitory effect, its not dat
potent as d source is not strong enough, all these are available in APC
pharmacy nationwide. Some pple believe that high dose of protesting
can also eradicate it but with potential side effects. Whatever, our
main prayer is God Almighty helps to get rid of d disease by 2015.

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Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Nobody: 8:26pm On Nov 30, 2014
Stop supporting terrorists
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by DickDastardly(m): 8:28pm On Nov 30, 2014
Op your Papa left nyansh there cool
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:31pm On Nov 30, 2014
I should rather tell you that!!!! all those blood that you people are charing in the north, Godu will judge you all!!
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by adekoonlay(m): 8:33pm On Nov 30, 2014
JONATHANISM is the act of schooling in France
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by spartoo: 8:40pm On Nov 30, 2014
op u forgot rochasol
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:41pm On Nov 30, 2014
adekoonlay:
JONATHANISM is the act of schooling in uniport


chai, chai, kontinue
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Nobody: 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2014
OP is a follower of boko-haramism
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2014
DickDastardly:
Op your Papa left nyansh there cool




same with your mother!!!

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Re: What Is Jonathanism? by teeowo: 8:44pm On Nov 30, 2014
Alphaoscar:
JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a notorious
multidrug resistant organism called GEJ. It manifested as endermic
disease in Nigeria, its main symptoms include; poverty, theft,
indiscipline, bribery, corruption, insecurity, unemployment, poor
education, electricity, roads, health care among others. The current
drugs found to be effective against d organism include; Aticucyline,
Buharimycin, Kwankwasylline, Amechicillin, Tinubustan and probably
Ribadol nuhubazol, though Ribadol has inhibitory effect, its not dat
potent as d source is not strong enough, all these are available in APC
pharmacy nationwide. Some pple believe that high dose of protesting
can also eradicate it but with potential side effects. Whatever, our
main prayer is God Almighty helps to get rid of d disease by 2015.

When you use someone else's work, always do well to cite them or better reference them in it
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by adekoonlay(m): 8:46pm On Nov 30, 2014
Alphaoscar:



chai, chai, kontinue
warn ur self ooo, how dare u change my precious uniparis to uniport
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by EdCure: 8:52pm On Nov 30, 2014
It is a political consciousness and action centered on the promotion of cluelessness, impunity, insensitivity, moral decadence, and a predilection for chaos and corruption

It is led by the worst amongst us who should either be in jail, in the elementary school, or in extreme cases, the psychiatric hospital. All addicted to ogogoro.

It is cheered by the hypnotised herd of gullible and useful idio.ts who act based on instincts due to their lack of basic ideas of how things work.

That is my definition of Jonathanism.

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Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 9:08pm On Nov 30, 2014
teeowo:


When you use someone else's work, always do well to cite them or better reference them in it



Maybe you should include your name in your properties next time because the person that actually shared this with me will not appreciate her name in the public.

You have done a good job if you are the brain behind this but having a pen name won't be a bad idea.
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by Alphaoscar: 6:55am On Dec 01, 2014
adekoonlay:

warn ur self ooo, how dare u change my precious uniparis to uniport


abeg sir.
Re: What Is Jonathanism? by teeowo: 4:52pm On Dec 01, 2014
Alphaoscar:



Maybe you should include your name in your properties next time because the person that actually shared this with me will not appreciate her name in the public.

You have done a good job if you are the brain behind this but having a pen name won't be a bad idea.

I didn't write it but if you read opinions and articles well over the internet you would know who wrote it , it's cool tho , am only saying coz in a better world it is called plagiarism

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