100Cents:


Buy him a plastic hole. I mean toy. Yes toy ! since you can't perform.

Oponu !

TDstarr:
cheap watch, get a neat oyster rolex, 10 to15k it doesnt use battery , he would wear it for years and rememberu

nickz:
2 rolls of egyptian c0ndom........make sure he uses the first one on you

shows you is tha #main chick

CuteEmma:


condoms? I'm a christian, don't do such immoral things

CuteEmma:
A good day/night as in how?

CuteEmma:
Thank you.. I think I would buy him that 3in1 singlet, and a wrist watch, a replica of the one I bought last year, then maybe we could catch a movie later tonight. And thanks again, II really appreciate. Lemme switch off my phone and off to the market. My birthday is on the 20th of this month, last year, he bought me a phone, this year, I hope it's something more romantic.

CuteEmma:
My Boyfriend's
birthday is
tomorrow,
December 1st, and I
don't know what I
should give to him as
a gift, 'cause I just
finished my exams
and I'm a lil' bit broke.
So I don't know what
I can afford. I really
want to get
something special for
him, but ran out of
ideas of special things
my purse could
afford. Please what
should I get him?

Prixus:

u r not only smart. u r a gud business woman. phone for some wristwatch that didn't last? n now again dis year, that N1000 3 in 1 singlet n u r hoping for something more 'romantic' than a phone? I'm sure if he gets u panties cos he's broke u'd b disappointed cos that won't b romantic enuf...anyway enjoy d so-called relationship while it lasts cos una eye go soon clear.

Prixus:

u r not only smart. u r a gud business woman. phone for some wristwatch that didn't last? n now again dis year, that N1000 3 in 1 singlet n u r hoping for something more 'romantic' than a phone? I'm sure if he gets u panties cos he's broke u'd b disappointed cos that won't b romantic enuf...anyway enjoy d so-called relationship while it lasts cos una eye go soon clear.

CuteEmma:
My Boyfriend's
birthday is
tomorrow,
December 1st, and I
don't know what I
should give to him as
a gift, 'cause I just
finished my exams
and I'm a lil' bit broke.
So I don't know what
I can afford. I really
want to get
something special for
him, but ran out of
ideas of special things
my purse could
afford. Please what
should I get him?

miztola:
Bag of weed

Alexpissu:


Is this a poem ? not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
You should be dancing your dance,acting like everybody, makes you everybody.
Lastly, censor that word "broke" ........Be simple and real. Add a life to his years.

CuteEmma:
Please write in English. Or do I have to use Google Translate?

Alexpissu:


Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!

If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

CuteEmma:
Alguém deveria por
favor me ajudar a
traduzir e explicar
a besteira esse
idiota está
digitando, Td.

nickz:
oh okay then...........get him a big bible and 12 packets of white prayer candle and 2 jars of annointing oil

Remain Blessed

Prixus:

simple...bleep him. forget the /. do it both day n night.

CuteEmma:
Don't corrupt me o. Last time I checked, I was still yet to grow pubic hair.

Prixus:

lol...ok...then face up studies dear n forget anything serious with any guy..

CuteEmma:
Madam Prixus, but why?

nickz:
oh okay then...........get him a big bible and 12 packets of white prayer candle and 2 jars of annointing oil

Remain Blessed

CuteEmma:
Alguém deveria por
favor me ajudar a
traduzir e explicar
a besteira esse
idiota está
digitando, Td.

Eugenedimgba:
from wanting a birthday gift for your bae to insulting someone..... way to go

Prixus:

but I'm a guy nah

CuteEmma:
Sister Prixus, how? When did you became a guy? From a market woman to a guy, na wa o.

Prixus:

shorty u got me mixed up with someone else..