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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Bibol(f): 11:17pm On Dec 02, 2014
The ones that keep eating and drinking everything that they are served even when they don't know what it is, and afterwards, they start to pollute the air. My direct boss once drank tomato juice on a six hour flight with me seated beside him. He farted from that point till we landed at our destination, I could even hear it! He said he needed to spend all his money on that flight. Guess who had to keep a straight face all through the flight and endure the terrible smell oozing out periodically?
It wasn't funny at all and I couldn't change seats. Very annoying experience I don't like to remember angry
And to think I was supposed to enjoy that flight but I became too conscious of his next move.

Left to me, I love to stick to No 7 because I like my space but I'm usually stuck with some really good talkatives asking me all kinds of questions like I'm their research work so I just smile and answer politely then I go back to my face-situation.

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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:17pm On Dec 02, 2014
RealAlfranco:
so 4nny!! Hahaha. Mine was from Ajangbadi to festac,da babe was just cruel

Hahaha na wa for you oo grin grin

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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:18pm On Dec 02, 2014
stevecrun:
Amefrica,your father!!!LoL..Nos 4 and 7 got me rolling on the floor..

Which one you be haha? grin cheesy
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:20pm On Dec 02, 2014
MsNas:
Lmao. I am the sleeper. I can sleep for Africa. Even ordinary Houston to Little Rock, One hour flight, I will still sleep. Sleeping helps me overcome the fear of crashing grin grin If I don't sleep, I do the number 7; Face situation. Why I go dey talk to stranger who I probably will never see again? Lol

Hahaha na you oo grin grin
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:22pm On Dec 02, 2014
Bibol:
The ones that keep eating and drinking everything that they are served even when they don't know what it is, and afterwards, they start to pollute the air. My direct boss once drank tomato juice on a six hour flight with me seated beside him. He farted from that point till we landed at our destination, I could even hear it! He said he needed to spend all his money on that flight. Guess who had to keep a straight face all through the flight amd endure the terrible smell oozing out periodically?
It wasn't funny at all and I couldn't change seats. Very annoying experience I don't like to remember angry

Bwahahahahaha I can feel the pain.. grin
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Beennkumar(m): 11:24pm On Dec 02, 2014
I really don't know where I belong. grin

I'm pretty sure I'm not a windbreaker or sleeper though.

Maybe I fall in 1 and 7.
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:31pm On Dec 02, 2014
Amefrica:
Based on personal experiences, I'm forced to compile this list of 5 type of people you will meet in an airplane.

2. The wind-breaker

This set of people, only heaven knows what they eat before boarding, maybe beans and egg. You'll think they're trynna adjust their sitting position but they're just finding a way of letting the shii flows, before one layover they'll will break the wind more than 20 times. Like dude(ette) you need to sun dry your stomach.
I THINK I DON MESS MY PANT............. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:33pm On Dec 02, 2014
Beennkumar:
I really don't know where I belong. grin

I'm pretty sure I'm not a windbreaker or sleeper though.

Maybe I fall in 1 and 7.

Lool good job. cheesy
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:34pm On Dec 02, 2014
xcelsia:
Lol it's funny now but I almost died, I sat next to one on a full flight from Frankfurt to Houston. No option to switch seats so I had to force myself to sleep through the entire flight with my pillow on my face and constantly turning for fresh air. That lady was just evil smh
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BROS BIKO NEXT TIME IF UNA DON COME DOWN FROM THE PLANE ......... JUST THANK HER NICELY FOR FORCING YOU INTO HIBERNATION AND CHOKING MODE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:39pm On Dec 02, 2014
Amefrica:


Which one you be haha? grin cheesy
Lol..I represent number 7..
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:44pm On Dec 02, 2014
stevecrun:
Lol..I represent number 7..

Na you oo grin
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by buoye1(m): 1:24am On Dec 03, 2014
He's dat village called....."IKUNBOMORIN".....Awon smello
blemon44:
i have not seen aeroplane before
please does it exist?
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by CDon(m): 1:43am On Dec 03, 2014
realbee:
what about d shitty ones? those wey go enta d toilet 40 times on a 45 mins flight u go dey wonder whether na 3 days old beans dem chop come.
grin grin grin grin
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by holyboss: 7:05am On Dec 03, 2014
blemon44:
i have not seen aeroplane before
please does it exist?
bro it dos no exist undecided Airplane is a myth grin #SMH
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by MistadeRegal(m): 8:00am On Dec 03, 2014
blemon44:
i have not seen aeroplane before
please does it exist?

Na magician broom dey your village? No problem, aeroplane resemble bird wey carry load for wing. (I hope he understood)
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by fridayj(m): 8:22am On Dec 03, 2014
Som day i wil experience it.....

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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 8:29am On Dec 03, 2014
I have never met people on a plane i school in France grin
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Onemansquad(m): 10:18am On Dec 03, 2014
blemon44:
i have not seen aeroplane before
please does it exist?
i tot all d stone age generation are all dead by nw

what are you stil doin on dis earth
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by charzyh2: 10:26am On Dec 03, 2014
Onemansquad:

i tot all d stone age generation are all dead by nw

what are you stil doin on dis earth
best response
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by charzyh2: 10:27am On Dec 03, 2014
Amefrica which one be your own?
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 10:37am On Dec 03, 2014
Mondisweets:
I have never met people on a plane i school in France grin
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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 10:38am On Dec 03, 2014
charzyh2:
Amefrica which one be your own?

Mixture of 5 and 7 hahaha
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by blemon44(m): 10:39am On Dec 03, 2014
Onemansquad:

i tot all d stone age generation are all dead by nw

what are you stil doin on dis earth

I




Waiting for you to die first
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by tosyne2much(m): 10:49am On Dec 03, 2014
Amefrica:


Same with mine haha from Rome to Toronto. The guy nearly suffocated me with mesa hahaha grin

Amefrica, why u no let d list reach 10 na ? grin

**thumbs up anyway **

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Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 10:54am On Dec 03, 2014
tosyne2much:


Amefrica, why u no let d list reach 10 na ? grin

**thumbs up anyway **

Hahaha na there spirit talk say make I stop.. grin Thanks sha
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Nobody: 11:49am On Dec 03, 2014
my 1st time on a place,didn't have issue with the seat belt

pls what about the 1s that sits in front of you and recline their chair into your face?for a 6 hour flight? aNNOying
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by charzyh2: 11:55am On Dec 03, 2014
Amefrica:


Mixture of 5 and 7 hahaha
lol...that's odd. I believe you belong to '2'
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by honeyad(m): 12:30pm On Dec 03, 2014
Amefrica... You forgot those who will always request for more after they are been served... I sometimes fall into that category if it involves white whine grin embarassed but na 7 nd 1 sure pass grin
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by UTEWUOJO: 12:34pm On Dec 03, 2014
There is a saying in my language dat "a lantern can never look its under", my friend, which group do u belong?
Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by Solomon198sss: 12:35pm On Dec 03, 2014
The poster is jobless ooo plz kindly get job

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