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Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
ferdimako: ferdimako: LOOL! ... wait, this is sarcasm, right? |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by jaybiz007(m): 8:52pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
MissMeiya:ok |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
MY essay! [size=18pt]How to perfect yahoo yahoo in an imperfect world [/size] Yahooism is a word that has come to stay and unfortunately the perpetrators are novices who are not versed in the technical know how of OBT (obtaining by trick) A master at yahooism must be gifted and equal to the task ,in order words ,he or she must know how to outsmart the mugu without being magar-ed. There are different ventures one can undertake and diversification is the operational word. You spread your tentacles like the biblical casting your bread upon the waters,you never know which one will bring in the desired result. Methods 1. Send out letters which must be written by professional writers and edited to check for spelling errors and geographical truths in the claimed location. 2. Sender's name must make sense,names like Nnamdi Abdullahi or Gloria Smith make no sense and appear fake and must be avoided.Do not,I repeat,do not send pictures of yourself in stupid positions to your intended mugu,you will become an object of ridicule in the www. here comes the most interesting part 3. As the letters go out into the inboxes,a proper businessman doesn't fold his hands awaiting the returns ,he ventures into other things and the easiest I would describe here.Open a church.yes a " spirit filled church".Find a catchy name like " Church in the Now" or " His abiding presence" or " Open heavens" Something really trendy and totally posh. Then as the GO you must fit the part and it starts with the right looks.Find a stylist and revamp your wardrobe immediately. Lose any tinge of native accent in your tongue and throw in a wanna here and a gonna there and speak americanaish. To learn this watch JIm Iyke movies for 10 straight days,you will get it . Before you launch the inaugural service,find at least 15 beautiful light skinned girls with impeccable smiles,a male worship leader that could pass for a GQ model ,a master guitarist,a skilled drummer and a fine keyboardist,a set of good microphones and top quality musical instruments with the right percussion ,the Church is born. In less than 6 months you will have more tithes and offerings than you can count. 2 Likes |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 8:53pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Anyone who participates in this shiit is a broke ass #Nigga.. ?? What is #95k ?? Babymama, You disgust me. 3 Likes |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 8:54pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
MissMelya, Is there any consideration for people that deactivated at a certain period and people that were affected by the nairaland tsunami |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
keppyy: That's a very good question. Let me get back to you. I will update the third post with that info. |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by sunnshyn(f): 8:58pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
MissMeiya: Cash total in dollars is supposed to be $550...not $500, abi I need to wear my glasses?...or I'm I missing something here? 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 8:59pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
sunnshyn: Whoops! Spreadsheet things. Thanks! |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by veave(f): 9:01pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Chai! And i have finished writing the story of my life . Mismeya na wa for you fa. . How do you expect me to start writting the history of Nigeria now |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by sonnie10: 9:03pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Erection: Undergraduates write college essays for $500 (less than #95k) scholarship in the US. Fact. 5 Likes |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:04pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Erection: Imagine someone sending his certificates and personal info to a stranger, so he/she can win 95k. Babymama why don't you inbox me your cert for double or triple that. 2 Likes |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by gratieao: 9:05pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
berem:So you are stingy like this? Where can I make my own donation... |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:06pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
veave: Try again dear You can do it |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by starlite101(f): 9:07pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
If you have no desire to write an essay/enter the competition, no problem. But some of these whining posts are ignorant......stop whining and leave the thread. 5 Likes |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:08pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
MissMeiya:No, I meant all. 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:08pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Babymama1:Between 1-2 years before 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:09pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
phoinix:...only if u need the cash. 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 9:09pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
sonnie10:In what state ?? |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:11pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:12pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
CFCfan: Thanks By undergrads and grads do you mean only universities or do polytechnics and colleges of education also qualify |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by sonnie10: 9:13pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Erection: The 50 States. Some scholarships are for $250 |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
veave: Eeeyah sorry dear. You have 10 more days though! Just write about what you know. |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Babymama1: Anyone! I don't think that part is too important. It's the content that matters. If it were up to me, even nonstudents could enter. #JustSaying. |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:15pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Babymama1:C- essay 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Babymama1:Grads and/or undergrads from any tertiary institution are eligible. 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 9:20pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
sonnie10:Not in Pennsylvania where i reside. 3 Likes |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by sonnie10: 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
phoinix: People should be careful of what they write in a public forum. Your statement is a commitment. If she sends the certificate, do you know that you are committed to paying her the money? There have been several cases like that in the past. 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
starlite101: I have since acknowledged that some people here are simply eediots Let them Some people read their posts and raise up their hands in praise and thanks to the almighty for the gift of common sense 4 Likes |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:23pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
starlite101: Hey you, don't you see anything wrong in giving out personal information to a potential yahoo-yahoo woman? Awkward! 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by sonnie10: 9:23pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Erection: Check with your college again. 1 Like |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Babyosisi, MissMelya, CfCfan....still waiting for a reply to my question. |
Re: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
sonnie10: No p, if she sends her certificate I will pay her. 1 Like |
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