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My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by liveyourlife: 9:32pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
This happened during my university days but I thought it’s best to share it this post-examination period of universities in Nigeria. One of my randy lecturers was always giving me ‘the look’ each time he came to class. When I noticed that, I avoided every situation that might make him request any form of private meeting with me. One afternoon, I went out of the school premises to get lunch at a newly opened restaurant. As I proceeded to pay at the counter, the waitress told me someone had already taken care of my bills. I turned to acknowledge my good samaritan and lo and behold, it was my lecturer. I put aside my inhibitions and went to thank him. A short conversation ensued between us. He offered to give me a lift but I politely turned him down. I instantly knew sooner or later, I’ll have to pay for the rice and snacks. Three weeks after, the lecturer called one evening and requested I come to his office. I quickly soaked myself with anointing oil before obliging his request. When I got into the office, he walked up to hug me despite my holy body. “But Sir…” “Shhh…don’t call me Sir, call me by my first name. I want us to be best friends” “But Sir….how is that possible” I was mesmerised. He released me from his grip and began admiring my body. “You seem very flexible, I want you to dance for me”. Dbanj’s ‘fall in love’ was playing on his office stereo. The lecturer was about 6 feet in height and he had this irritating voice of chipmunk. Whenever he raised his voice, he sounded like Kim Kardashian. See me see wahala oh! “No offence Sir, but you are old enough to be my father.” I spoke in a nonchalant way. My statement had angered him. “If you are a child then why are you in the University? Get out of my office. Foolish girl.” I scurried to the door immediately. I didn’t need a soothsayer to tell me I was in deep shit. The following week was our examination week. Three days before his paper, he sms’d me on three topics I should strictly focus my study on. ![]() His sms had me looking at my phone like, awww…. this man is truly a best friend. D-day finally came and I couldn’t wait to scatter his paper. When we were issued his questions, one look at the tough questions had me concluding> ![]() He had tricked me. Twenty strange questions to answer all. All questions had children and grandchildren. ![]() I adjusted my neck in examination mode but that didn’t help either. It occurred to me that all our papers were different types. The lecturer must have done that deliberately to mess me up. I busted into an uncontrollable laughter. A laughter of failure… The shit of paper I used in revising were in my pockets. The urge to cheat was too strong. I didn’t know when I pulled it out. That was when I heard, “Give it to me!” The no-nonsense supervisor in charge suddenly appeared by my table. I threw the paper into my mouth and began chewing. ![]() She patiently waited for me… When I couldn’t swallow the bitter paper, I vomited it into her palms and busted into tears. ![]() My tears angered her more… My blank answer sheets were forcefully taken from me and I was walked out of the hall. On my way back to the hostel, I bumped into the lecturer and explained everything to him. He consoled me with, “Get a hotel for us so we could go there to discuss how you are going to pass my course.” Upon hearing that, my tears soaked up to my shoes”. Three days after, I took a bottle of wine and entered into his office like this. ![]() “For the sake of my baby, help me Sir.” I pleaded “My friend, how did you get pregnant in 3 days? Are you the Virgin Mary? You think I have time for games here?” He admonished me. My class representative even pleaded I am a witch but his mind was made up on me. He was bent on taking me to his bed at all costs just because I mistakenly ate his meatpie and rice. That was when I went spiritual. I went into a sober mood and began praying. God in his infinite mercies answered my prayers. Within a few days, peace had been restored to my life. When school had reopened, the lecturer was laid off with 6 other lecturers. I also had a C in his course. This was a course I submitted a blank sheet. That incident remains one of the biggest miracle of my life. Source: http://hotels.ng/travel/naijasinglegirl-my-affair-with-mr-lecturer/ Join your fellow classmates, who are Organising, Sharing, Communicating and Collaborating Online around Group-work, New lecture materials & Learning. Be awesome at school. School is S'cool. Visit http:// 58 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by holatin(m): 9:44pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
good girl But you stingy oooo, d thing no dey read meter now are u a virgin ? 12 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by liveyourlife: 10:08pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
holatin: lol 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Extom(m): 5:05am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Ok. Signed: Extom Virtual Secretary Nairaland 2 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Nobody: 5:12am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Hilarious.. 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by ednut1(m): 5:26am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Op never went to university. See mumu story 14 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by barackodam: 5:37am On Dec 05, 2014 |
If this ever happened, I salute the lady's courage to do what she did. Many can't do it. The lord is truly with his people 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by holatin(m): 6:42am On Dec 05, 2014 |
liveyourlife: ![]() |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by davdandam(m): 6:55am On Dec 05, 2014 |
And that was how you risked an extra year while your bf chows it for free ![]() ![]() ![]() 74 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by EbuGeneral(m): 6:55am On Dec 05, 2014 |
real fiction.. OP you sure say no be you the beg your lecturer to collect Nyash? 5 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by unibenstudent1(m): 6:55am On Dec 05, 2014 |
This is a novel 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by reaky(m): 6:55am On Dec 05, 2014 |
So ![]() |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by AJOT99(m): 6:55am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Hmmmm |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by shadelek(m): 6:55am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by coolhamid(m): 6:56am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Not all ladies can stand their grounds when it comes to such situation but I must commend you for such bravery act.... 2 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Ucheosefoh(m): 6:56am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Lol nice picture illustration funny story 12 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Nobody: 6:56am On Dec 05, 2014 |
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Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by ammyluv2002(f): 6:56am On Dec 05, 2014 |
barackodam:Sure! He's truly with His people 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Emmalot121(m): 6:57am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Hilarious!!! ![]() |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Brymo: 6:57am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Hot lie!!! Just joking. 3 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by lonelydora: 6:57am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Your prayers worked for you. If I believe this story make I na.ked bath for bathroom 3 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by adonbilivit: 6:58am On Dec 05, 2014 |
proud of you. keep it up holatin:but hiv is real na |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by DaGC(m): 6:58am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Feels like fiction to me. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by admiral007: 6:58am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Story for the...! 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by jacabi(m): 6:58am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Chai! |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by doninno(m): 6:58am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Am I d first here, I didnt read jst want to book space b4 go read |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Isiterere(m): 6:59am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Eleyi gidigan Hillarious, rib cracking. Btw, work and pray, but how come you get C with blank answer sheet ? ALL IZZ WELL 4 Likes |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by Nobody: 7:00am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Summary pls |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by RealAlfranco: 7:00am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Some Lecturers are heartless sha... Some peoples wickedness can make lucifer to demand explanations from God... The lecturer wan chop by fire by force... Lady, Don't stop thanking God o. Anytym things get tough remember dis things and remember how blessed u are... Morning Fam |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by femimike1(m): 7:01am On Dec 05, 2014 |
lol |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by felixchip(m): 7:01am On Dec 05, 2014 |
There's god. |
Re: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by DutchesSsS(f): 7:02am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Goshhhh!!! I faced similar experience too...God saved me. 1 Like |
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