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Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by MizMyColi(f): 8:39am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Tallesty1: 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Nobody: 8:42am On Dec 05, 2014 |
naijaboiy:if lipstick deh na something na. Powder weh i wrap for paper, and newspaper weh deh inside, N30 change weh keke give me, The only thing weh pain me for that bag na the fried yam weh i buy that night and my spare battery. As the guy snatch the thing, i was shocked at 1st o, but when i remember say nothing deh inside, na so start to deh laugh. I'm sure that dude cried bitterly when he opened the bag. What a pity. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by jejemanito: 8:43am On Dec 05, 2014 |
naijaboiy:arrange police men codedly but it's more like an 'if wishes were horses' thing. The phone wasn't even the most painful thing it was the tons of pdf files that went with it. so painful |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by jejemanito: 8:52am On Dec 05, 2014 |
marieolae:Those robbers must be from chad or niger republic. They are definitely nt nigerians! 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by naijaboiy: 8:52am On Dec 05, 2014 |
missberrypop5: hahahahahahaha.....i cant stop laughing Na fried yam com pain you |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by spanzed(m): 8:53am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Thankful to God have never been a victim of armed robbery......@Naijaboiy so u dey fear what gave you the assurance that its a gun...it can also ba a caps gun u fukUp ooo u really disappoint ur friend |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by naijaboiy: 8:57am On Dec 05, 2014 |
unibenstudent1:See this Man Omo for quarters na ajebos full there o |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by naijaboiy: 8:59am On Dec 05, 2014 |
spanzed:See this man My friend wey dey outside see gun maintain,,then na me wey dey inside go come comot Oga I hail o 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by marieolae(f): 9:00am On Dec 05, 2014 |
seun and Lalasticlala please we need this on the front paage. Thank you. |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by unibenstudent1(m): 9:01am On Dec 05, 2014 |
naijaboiy:well just kidding,the reason for robbery in quarters is that so man cultists live there ,and not only are they cultists they are high ranking cultists,so u have to maintain a low key in that quarters. |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by unibenstudent1(m): 9:01am On Dec 05, 2014 |
marieolae:seconded |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by naijaboiy: 9:11am On Dec 05, 2014 |
unibenstudent1:Yea..you're 100% right 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Nobody: 9:13am On Dec 05, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Only if you knew my plans towards that yam and i'm sure that guy ate it it is well sha 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Tallesty1(m): 9:13am On Dec 05, 2014 |
MizMyColi:Huh? |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Tallesty1(m): 9:15am On Dec 05, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Yes bro, I know Taichi, Taekwando, Kungfu, Shaolin, Budha Palm, Budha Finger, PalmFrond From Heaven, 17 Katas and so many other dangerous words 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by MizMyColi(f): 9:17am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Nobody: 9:17am On Dec 05, 2014 |
I have never been robbed and I don't play to encounter such or see them with my two eyes. But, my aunt was robbed of her 'car battery' when she parked it outside the house(in an estate). It was the only day she forgot to drive the car inside the compound. The robbers opened the bonnet and stole battery. Thiefs! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Tallesty1(m): 9:18am On Dec 05, 2014 |
marieolae:Who is talking of blood? I would've told you how I was robbed and we will laugh and laugh and laugh until you forget your own because mine was damn funny. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Nobody: 9:22am On Dec 05, 2014 |
marieolae:Ehya sorry. Next time always close the door,no matter who the person is,u'll tell them to wait and u closed the door. Seems the robbers know you guys very well. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Tallesty1(m): 9:23am On Dec 05, 2014 |
MizMyColi:haba, with that face? E remain small make I mistake you for another person I don share my own experience finish oo, you don see am?? |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by naijaboiy: 9:27am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Tallesty1:LoL Cant stop laughing |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by naijaboiy: 9:31am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Tallesty1:Hahahahahaha... ROTFLOL Them for ask you make pull everything na |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Tallesty1(m): 9:35am On Dec 05, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Hahahahahah Nah to enter MFM go pray for a miraculous trousers be that. |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Nobody: 9:51am On Dec 05, 2014 |
It happen in 2011 election crisis in kano,i didn't know what i'll call my own self,maybe is war or robb or warrobb. After declaring jonathan as winner,we are at home,we did'nt know that their have started killing people in our area. A guy just rush in and said ina still dey here ina no hear wetin dey happen,before we say jack,their are already in the next compound,about to get to our own compound. We all locked ourself up in the bathroom,including my neigbour that has a baby of two month,thank God throughout the event the baby was just sleeping. We leave the door open,otherwise their will burn the house. Lo and behold their came in,more than 100 of them,their check everywere,except the bathroom,all of us were just shaking like fish,me i'm already urinating on my body. When their coundn't found anybody,their have no option than to steal. Their stole money.phone,laptop,tv,dvd,decorder,standing fan and ceiling fan,went to the kitchen and stole provisions,food stuff,their ate the rice and stew my mum cook,including the meat she fry for the week.Infact their stole anything stoleable that day. The bed and sitting room chair is too big for them to carry,their used knife and cutlass to destroy it and the remaining properties. How we survive is story for another day. People please help me to thank God, that kept me alive to share these. 54 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Dahjhi: 10:18am On Dec 05, 2014 |
marieolae: Chaii, Even food ? @ broad day light.... do u mention the police? damn d police .... never been rob o.... There is rumor that our landlord did sumfin to our house in which I grew up DAT thieves will see only bushes on the spot..... and like its working, cus when other houses are been robbed, on getting to ours its either they are disturbed by the police or the night watch..... And in school, I always catches thieves within who steals ma things 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Nobody: 10:21am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Never been robbed.i pray not to encounter such. I smell fp 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Dahjhi: 10:52am On Dec 05, 2014 |
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Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by snakie86: 11:20am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Bunsky: Their just make use of the opportunity to steal 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by snakie86: 11:27am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Tallesty1: If yours was funny then mine was like a film........ This happened while I was serving in Kano. I boarded a night bus from Ido during one of my trip back to Kano. Everything was going on smoothly until we got to Kaduna around 6am in the morning. We rested a bit at kaduna park after which we continued our journey around 6:30. We never knew some robbers had joined us in the bus. moreover the motor boys as they call them wanted to do shua-shua to make some money from kaduna to kano.....After a while, we realized the bus was not moving fast and 4 guys stood up.....one each at the entrance and back door and two in the middle of the bus....................The one in the middle said Robber: (quoting some words) Good morning ladies and gentlemen........hope we are enjoying the trip so far "we all thought maybe he wanted to make an announcement and people didn't concentrate" Robber: You see, its been a wonderful journey so far and I guess some of us are tired already. in other not to bother you much with my story, I will be passing a bag around now and all I just require from you is your phone, wrist watch, money and your wallet. "Everybody was like whats this one saying" Before we raised up our head, the two guys at the entrance of the door brought out their guns.....confirmed AK47. then we all realized we are in for something. Robber: Please, I will be coming to you one after the other. We are not here to hurt anyone, all we need is your maximum cooperation. Then they brought out a big Ghana must go, went to the front and back, started collecting offering from people. The most interesting part of it is, anytime they get to your sit. They will say Robber: Good Morning Sir, can you pls stand on your feet sir, Your phone sir, wrist watch....can I see your pocket pls? bring out your wallet,lemme have all the money there...Pls drop them in the bag sir.......(he will then search all over the persons body to see if the person is hiding anytyn.).....Thank You so much for your patronage sir. One started from the front while the other started from behind. We were all scared at the initial stage but it got to a stage that since we knew the protocol, u just stand up when it your turn and started dropping everytyn you have for them. It got to my turn too and after dropping the 5k in my wallet, he asked if that's all I have and I told him am a corps member. He returned 1k back to me and he did same to some corps members in the bus. After they collected all the money and their Ghana must go filled up...they brought out a bundle of N200 note and started distributing it to every one of us. Robber: We thank you so much for your cooperation and we are so sorry for any delay or inconveniences we might have caused you. Pls accept our sympathy and apology. We believe the N200 should help you get to a nearest ATM once you come down from the bus. If you feel you have any complain or feedback, you can contact us on 080.......... They opened the door and jump down...we never knew their car was following us all this while. the car moved beside our bus and they entered, then zoomed off..................The robbery was like a film as most of us was wondering if we were actually dreaming or in a movie. Robbery with excellent customer service delivery 108 Likes 59 Shares |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Tallesty1(m): 11:31am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by Nobody: 11:56am On Dec 05, 2014 |
my own robbery incident was funny shaaaa.. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by snakie86: 12:18pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Yes 1 Like |
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