Right now I am sitting on a bench holding my phone and typing this experience just to share with my fellow mates here. Im high too anyway.

So im sitting facing my phone... The screens fluorescent shedding white light over my face like the ray of light coming from an angel as displayed in the movies.
I also have in between my legs this milky sweet... Cant look at the name right now. The milk sweet has just one task to do and thats too freshen up my breath off the baddest Sabina im "downing" into my stomach. Very hot stuff. Really feeling fly right now.

So some minutes ago I got a call from these folks who want me so badly for a particular job. I know I cant work with them but sometimes out of boredom I send out applications just to re-evaluate my CV writing skills and my application letter writing prowess. So I got the call from them and we discussed for long.

Oops I just received another text message for an interview. God knows I so badly want to attend that. Ofcourse I still need a better job.

So back to the call I got this conversation ensued. "Is ensued correct?"

Me: Hello.
Caller: Hello am I unto bla bla bla.

Me: Yes this is bla bla and may I know who I am speaking with please? They often feel relaxed when I use this line.
Caller: Okay this is bla bla from bla bla.
You remember you applied for bla bla.

Me: Yes I did. Thanks for getting back to me.
Caller: Okay we looked through your profile and we were impressed.

Then they started telling me what the job entails. The kind of person they need and bla bla bla.

Me: You can be rest assured that I will deliver. I have so so so experience... Certain skills and bla bla bla.
Caller: Perfect. Can you come in for an interview bla bla bla.

Me: Ofcoure. What time?
Caller: So so time tomorrow.

Me wey they plan on how to meet one damsel and how I cant wait to plant my lips on hers tomorrow. Just a plan though.

Me: That is okay by me. However sir, may I know if I would be re-imbursed for the expenses with regards to transportation.

Then some silence as if its angelus. Few seconds passed.

Caller: Im sorry we do not have that policy.
Me: That will be a bit difficult sir.

Caller: Okay I will get back to you shortly. Thank you so much for your time. In the mean time, we will also send you the details of the interview requirments.

Right now im back to sight seeing at this Abokii shop wey I dey dey take my Sabina. If they will call me back next year na him remain. Abi dem go call back?

This is a boring TGIF for me, how are you spending yours folks?

#Lol
another crack head on the lose.
Truly, many are mad but few are roaming...

francleanflexy:
#Lol
another crack head on the lose.
Truly, many are mad but few are roaming...

LMAO.
Im just bored here but the account happened sha.
Its insane right?
I can be weird.

ATOB:


LMAO.
Im just bored here but the account happened sha.
Its insane right?
I can be weird.

of course it is.
But y didn't u want the job ?

francleanflexy:

of course it is.
But y didn't u want the job ?

The job is not even an experience or a skill I have so to speak.
Its just a hobby that I have.
So im not focusing on making money out of that hobby for now.
Just one of those applications I send just to re-evaluate if my CV catches attention.

Lol. I like the confidence, the boldness. If I were the HR, I will really want to meet you. Its unlike what other typical graduates would do. We can really be very desperate and worse still, show it in this country.

francleanflexy:
#Lol
another crack head on the lose.
Truly, many are mad but few are roaming...

Good quote

@OP I salute your courage. thats really brave. I'd ve loved to know d kind of opening if Its sth that fits me. kindlypm me

Lol. OP, you do well jare. The coy too should pay na. Afterall they'll be investing in their future. Lol. Thanks for sharing. ATOB. Lwtmb.

Pretty impressive

truly remarkable

but don't try it when you truly need the job

am impressed

francleanflexy:
#Lol
another crack head on the lose.
Truly, many are mad but few are roaming...

francleanflexy:
#Lol
another crack head on the lose.
Truly, many are mad but few are roaming...

wicked

teaj007:
;Dwicked

So you support and agree with the dude abi?

DWJOBScom:
truly remarkable

but don't try it when you truly need the job

am impressed

Ah ah haba. Why would I do that?
I dont even want to need job. I pray this doesnt happen to me. So help me God.

funny enough I know someone who did it nd the firm agreed to send the tfare even before he comes for the interview despite that it was a massive recruitment, he was the only one who got tfare, nd he got the job too, it's called knowing ur worth...
anyway don't do that kinda experiment wen u need the job badly

This sound as a sort of joke to me.

Emmysteve:
This sound as a sort of joke to me.

Is the write-up funny? Really.
Looks fake?

cc150615:
funny enough I know someone who did it nd the firm agreed to send the tfare even before he comes for the interview despite that it was a massive recruitment, he was the only one who got tfare, nd he got the job too, it's called knowing ur worth...
anyway don't do that kinda experiment wen u need the job badly

Oops.

teaj007:
;Dwicked

SMH.