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Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by Trailblazer1(m): 5:24pm On Dec 11, 2014
**clears throat**

Dear Atiku,
You have really tried your best to be the president of this great nation. You have sacrificed more than the other candidates:
* you stopped smoking, drinking and womanizing.
* you left your heart in kano while your body was in Lagos.
*you reconciled with your worst enemy (Obj) and both of you agreed on how to save Nigeria.
* you decamped from PDP to APC
* your still dollarized the Apc convention. $2000 X 954 votes.+ those that collected your money and still voted Buhari.

*clears throat again*
My advice:
Just pick up yourself and continue from where you stopped before your presidential ambition.

In Atiku's voice **where did I drop those girls numbers** life continues

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Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by temitemi1(m): 5:30pm On Dec 11, 2014
Eyaa!! Oloun afi ofo ra emi ooooo. GEJ till 2019!!!
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by bigtt76(f): 5:31pm On Dec 11, 2014
Dear Atiku,

Accept my condolences on your recent loss. May Allah grant you the strength to understand that sometimes in Nigerian Politics ...money talks and at other times ...it just mutes undecided.

We all pray that you learn your lesson on the party-trotting (3 parties in 16 years ....na only you wan become president?).

Meanwhile you could do better following Aliko Dangote's footsteps ....Mind Your BUSSINESS and leave POWER to the power drunken ones and attempt to liberate your people from the strong holds of poverty first instead of trying to rule the whole 150 million mad people called Nigerians grin

See you again 2019 ...may then a new party PPC (ask Obj the meaning) would have been formed even though you said you've stopped ...we will believe you and still give you the ticket.

Yowaaaaaaaa! Ar hask cam maigida ....sai so se! grin

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Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by Trailblazer1(m): 5:41pm On Dec 11, 2014
bigtt76:
Dear Atiku,

Accept my condolences on your recent loss. May Allah grant you the strength to understand that sometimes in Nigerian Politics ...money talks and at other times ...it just mutes undecided.

We all pray that you learn your lesson on the party-trotting (3 parties in 16 years ....na only you wan become president?).

Meanwhile you could do better following Aliko Dangote's footsteps ....Mind Your BUSSINESS and leave POWER to the power drunken ones and attempt to liberate your people from the strong holds of poverty first instead of trying to rule the whole 150 million mad people called Nigerians grin

See you again 2019 ...may then a new party PPC (ask Obj the meaning) would have been formed even though you said you've stopped ...we will believe you and still give you the ticket.

Yowaaaaaaaa! Ar hask cam maigida ....sai so se! grin
This your condolence is rib cracking grin grin grin
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by Nobody: 5:41pm On Dec 11, 2014
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy wink
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by tobex23(m): 5:41pm On Dec 11, 2014
cheesy

God bless atiku1
Though he lost, congratulations to him for participating in such transparent election
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by holatin(m): 6:15pm On Dec 11, 2014
Mr atiku until you put the well being of this country ahead of your selfish desire will we considers you as an aspirant, till then Ve a nice day
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by Trailblazer1(m): 6:31pm On Dec 11, 2014
tobex23:
cheesy

God bless atiku1
Though he lost, congratulations to him for participating in such transparent election
Whats the prayer for?
Did you collect your own share of $2000 ?
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by ProfessorPeter(m): 6:46pm On Dec 11, 2014
In Patience Jonathan's na only you waka come? Na only you go waka go
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by Trailblazer1(m): 10:30pm On Dec 11, 2014
Out of 7600 delegates only 954 accepted Atiku the rest rejected him.
Dear Atiku,
Unbehalf of all Nigerians, you are hereby rejected to contest no more.
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by DonaldGenes(m): 10:34pm On Dec 11, 2014
ROtflmao!
Re: Kindly Drop Your Condolence Or Advice For Atiku Abubakar- Here! (Hilarious)!!! by Trailblazer1(m): 9:33am On Dec 12, 2014
DonaldGenes:
ROtflmao!
Don't laugh alone. Please drop your condolence.

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