Amongst so many young folks aspiring to get married/ find their "better half" sooner or soonest, I've discovered 19 classes they one way or another fall into.


(I'm using real names for purpose of clarity. Don't be offended if yours is misappropriately used, abeg)

( Like Mandela, na from the "Prison of NL Ban", na him I take compose this piece)


1. Irresponsible Udeme

The guy who is busy bleeping around with young girls and still expecting to find a responsible lady. Taa!
Everyday for the thief...
Na Single Father dey wait you!


2. The Promiscuous Patty

The Lady who has a married man taking care of all her needs with sex in return whenever he is in town.
What is such a one called in Igbo dialect again?


3. The Tomboy Tara.

The lady who is naturally drawn to activities associated with men. She gyms, jogs, drinks, plays football, even walk like a man, lol! Which man wan marry another man?


4. The Unkempt Uzezi.

You can't really lay a finger on her marital status because of her looks: ancient and backward. She looks married, but people around are saying she is single and she is. Hmmm!


5. Indecisive Cassandra

The girl who frequently goes in and out of relationships as hand does in glove in a theatre.
You stand talking with her and her eyes are roaming about the street looking at some other guys and flirting... Such a one, run for your heart!

Can such a one settle down?


6. The Happy-looking Hilda.

She is always cheerful and happy. Seeing her alone bring smiled on the faces of the so- called "bad guys". But they can't approach her because (being really decent, born again and principled) she is way outa their league!


7. The Emotional Eliana

So nice and tenderhearted to a fault. This has been to her wits end even as many guys has played on her magnanimous personality. She cries her out one minute after a breakup and the next she is another one!


8. The Loose Lilian

By the way she walks on the street, you can tell she is loose. How? Walking with no bra or even pant! Gush!
There are the type of neighbors you have that when they want to wash, haha, your eyes must see things! Save Us, Lord!


9. The Macho Michael

This young lives and breathes the Gym. Morning and Evening, he is there!
The ladies in your street are telling me to ask you, "We like you but what do you really do for a living?"
Na wa 0!


10. The Daddy's Boy Daniel

At 30, he is still in his father's house bringing in different ladies (big or small). Him mama don lose count of them gan!

#We see that a lot here in PH#


11. The Fashion-Freak Fiona.

All the latest ladies' clothes, jewelries, bags, shoes knows her by name.
Walk with her and be ready to stop by in almost every boutique.

#Please, No enter inside with her if you carry cash#


12. The Daddy's Girl Daniella

She is pretty and around 25 so you think she must have a long list of suitor. Nah!

As dad's girl, she schooled around home, served around home, she doesn't do outing, she even works for daddy!

She is 27 now and feeling agitated/ frustrated so she gets alive in social networks to buy some experience! Wow!


13. Saint Shola

This guy possesses a strong religious background. He even detest jewelries and bum shorts. He has gone to Uni now, all he sees is hot pants and all. Inwardly, he likes it. Outwardly, he castigates it.

To whom will he get married to?


14. Commander Cyprian

He is a bookworm. He reads a lot. He has recently dumped a comely lady because she is not a good a reader as he is.
He is forceful and aggressive!

He is 33 now, still hoping for a "reading" wife.

What's your advice to him?

So which one do u recommend?

15. The "Domestically Incompetent" Dora

This one na suya babe. Eateries are her favorite.
You visit her and she tells you pretentiously, "I didn't cook today, what should I ger for you?"
You dey cook before?
Minus the madly scattered room oo...Some girls dirty sha!
Give them surprise visits before you propose oo!


16. The Cash-Minded Chinedu

Cash Money!
Every Friday night,
Him and his guys are out there in the bar with over a crate of beer to waste!

He believes with his money, ANYTIME he can get the best wife.

He is 35 now and he still wants to make more money before settling down.


17. The Nerd Nicholas.

This young, slim and cute guy is intelligent but not with girls. He can't coordinate a convo with the opposite sex.

Too Introvertish!

His sister is pretty so her friends are all head over heels in love with him, but my guy is too blind to see.

He is now telling his sister to help her toast her friends for him...
Ogbeni! Who does that?

18. Jovial Jonathan

He is your colleague at work and every Lady likes him because he is jovial with laughing eyes.
The problem with him is he doesn't know when a lady is sending the GREEN LIGHT! He is too Sanguine and playful.
He isn't interested in a long term relationship, he just wants the fun, Now!

19. Girl-Chasing Ganiu.

Haha! This young man derive pleasure in chasing girls. He masterfully follow a girl up for months (not only her o). This type will foolishly spend on a girl only to start complaining of being dumped or friendzoned!
He doesn't speak English so well so girls flaunt their "paralyzed" English on him and he be like- that girl is good! Lol

Girls sorta like him because he gives them attention...no matter the kind.


Where do you fall?

You can add yours...

LaurelP:
So which one do u recommend?

Recommend for you??

lolzzzz....I just laughed.

@op,nice one.I tink am no 6

Nice one.... I didn't find mine

kika23:
Nice one.... I didn't find mine

If you can't find yours, Add yours

dechandel:
Haba na
My own class isn't here.
Tho its close to number 6
I'm unique like that

If you can't find yours, Add yours

prettyjo:
lolzzzz....I just laughed.

@op,nice one.I tink am no 6

Girls claiming No.6...hmmm

emusmith:


If you can't find yours, Add yours

I'd be back! Lemmi go think about it...

kika23:


I'd be back! Lemmi go think about it...

Haha Kika!

20. The stay at home Kika

This one is always at home pressing her phone. She's too lazy to go out to fun places where she can meet people. How tf is she gonna get a man?

Excuse my French...

Lols which one you be op

kika23:
20. The stay at home Kika

This one is always at home pressing her phone. She's too lazy to go out to fun places where she can meet people. How tf is she gonna get a man?

Excuse my French...

All I see is ...Daddy's Girl Daniella needs a Girl-Chasing Ganiu...

emusmith:


All I see is ...Daddy's Girl Daniella needs a Girl-Chasing Ganiu...

Modified*

She is just too la'y.... No online experience purchasing.... She has lived far from home all her life .... How do we explain that?

Nice list. I dont belong to any tho

kika23:


Modified*

She is just too la'y.... No online experience purchasing.... She has lived far from home all her life .... How do we explain that?

hmm...

Mprex:
Nice list. I dont belong to any tho

Can you add yours?

samflexxy:
Lols which one you be op

Sammy, I wish I know

emusmith:


hmm...

I thought as much

kika23:


I thought as much

Thought what as much?

emusmith:


Thought what as much?

You didn't say nothing ....

kika23:


You didn't say nothing ....

Lol! I believe you but speechless as to why you don't have any to show you around or make great "passes"... Maybe, you're so in love with staying alone and bored...

emusmith:


Lol! I believe you but speechless as to why you don't have any to show you around or make great "passes"... Maybe, you're so in love with staying alone and bored...

That's a bad thing you know... Being alone and bored... Really bad stuff. Well I wouldn't say ion have any, I'd just say I'm....errrm.... Ionno

emusmith:


Can you add yours?

The Introverted Mprex: stays @ home all day and buries her nose in a book. Going out is a no no for her. Lol

Mprex:

The Introverted Mprex: stays @ home all day and buries her nose in a book. Going out is a no no for her. Lol

Is she glued to her phone too? Reading books with girls is an uncommon trait...

Nice piece my OP

kika23:


That's a bad thing you know... Being alone and bored... Really bad stuff. Well I wouldn't say ion have any, I'd just say I'm....errrm.... Ionno

I honestly get your point... Sometimes, single hood can be so boring... but then, NL could suffice a lil help...you find people here who are just real and understanding to a fault... that they make you forget you were ever alone... Everyone needs that...#cheerup#

tosyne2much:
Nice piece my OP

Tosyn, my man! Thanks bro!

emusmith:


I honestly get your point... Sometimes, single hood can be so boring... but then, NL could suffice a lil help...you find people here who are just real and understanding to a fault... that they make you forget you were ever alone... Everyone needs that...#cheerup#

Lol!! Thanks bro, I ain't sad though

kika23:


Lol!! Thanks bro, I ain't sad though

Yea...your dp says so...