Stats: 3,184,499 members, 7,923,771 topics. Date: Saturday, 17 August 2024 at 02:13 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). (3967 Views)
Seven Classes Of Bachelors In Nigeria / 5 Classes Of People That Get The Most Beautiful Wives / 10 Classes Of Boyfriends (2) (3) (4)
19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 7:56am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Amongst so many young folks aspiring to get married/ find their "better half" sooner or soonest, I've discovered 19 classes they one way or another fall into. (I'm using real names for purpose of clarity. Don't be offended if yours is misappropriately used, abeg) ( Like Mandela, na from the "Prison of NL Ban", na him I take compose this piece) 1. Irresponsible Udeme The guy who is busy bleeping around with young girls and still expecting to find a responsible lady. Taa! Everyday for the thief... Na Single Father dey wait you! 2. The Promiscuous Patty The Lady who has a married man taking care of all her needs with sex in return whenever he is in town. What is such a one called in Igbo dialect again? 3. The Tomboy Tara. The lady who is naturally drawn to activities associated with men. She gyms, jogs, drinks, plays football, even walk like a man, lol! Which man wan marry another man? 4. The Unkempt Uzezi. You can't really lay a finger on her marital status because of her looks: ancient and backward. She looks married, but people around are saying she is single and she is. Hmmm! 5. Indecisive Cassandra The girl who frequently goes in and out of relationships as hand does in glove in a theatre. You stand talking with her and her eyes are roaming about the street looking at some other guys and flirting... Such a one, run for your heart! Can such a one settle down? 6. The Happy-looking Hilda. She is always cheerful and happy. Seeing her alone bring smiled on the faces of the so- called "bad guys". But they can't approach her because (being really decent, born again and principled) she is way outa their league! 7. The Emotional Eliana So nice and tenderhearted to a fault. This has been to her wits end even as many guys has played on her magnanimous personality. She cries her out one minute after a breakup and the next she is another one! 8. The Loose Lilian By the way she walks on the street, you can tell she is loose. How? Walking with no bra or even pant! Gush! There are the type of neighbors you have that when they want to wash, haha, your eyes must see things! Save Us, Lord! 9. The Macho Michael This young lives and breathes the Gym. Morning and Evening, he is there! The ladies in your street are telling me to ask you, "We like you but what do you really do for a living?" Na wa 0! 10. The Daddy's Boy Daniel At 30, he is still in his father's house bringing in different ladies (big or small). Him mama don lose count of them gan! #We see that a lot here in PH# 11. The Fashion-Freak Fiona. All the latest ladies' clothes, jewelries, bags, shoes knows her by name. Walk with her and be ready to stop by in almost every boutique. #Please, No enter inside with her if you carry cash# 12. The Daddy's Girl Daniella She is pretty and around 25 so you think she must have a long list of suitor. Nah! As dad's girl, she schooled around home, served around home, she doesn't do outing, she even works for daddy! She is 27 now and feeling agitated/ frustrated so she gets alive in social networks to buy some experience! Wow! 13. Saint Shola This guy possesses a strong religious background. He even detest jewelries and bum shorts. He has gone to Uni now, all he sees is hot pants and all. Inwardly, he likes it. Outwardly, he castigates it. To whom will he get married to? 14. Commander Cyprian He is a bookworm. He reads a lot. He has recently dumped a comely lady because she is not a good a reader as he is. He is forceful and aggressive! He is 33 now, still hoping for a "reading" wife. What's your advice to him? |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by LaurelP(m): 8:11am On Dec 12, 2014 |
So which one do u recommend? |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 8:11am On Dec 12, 2014 |
15. The "Domestically Incompetent" Dora This one na suya babe. Eateries are her favorite. You visit her and she tells you pretentiously, "I didn't cook today, what should I ger for you?" You dey cook before? Minus the madly scattered room oo...Some girls dirty sha! Give them surprise visits before you propose oo! 16. The Cash-Minded Chinedu Cash Money! Every Friday night, Him and his guys are out there in the bar with over a crate of beer to waste! He believes with his money, ANYTIME he can get the best wife. He is 35 now and he still wants to make more money before settling down. 17. The Nerd Nicholas. This young, slim and cute guy is intelligent but not with girls. He can't coordinate a convo with the opposite sex. Too Introvertish! His sister is pretty so her friends are all head over heels in love with him, but my guy is too blind to see. He is now telling his sister to help her toast her friends for him... Ogbeni! Who does that? 18. Jovial Jonathan He is your colleague at work and every Lady likes him because he is jovial with laughing eyes. The problem with him is he doesn't know when a lady is sending the GREEN LIGHT! He is too Sanguine and playful. He isn't interested in a long term relationship, he just wants the fun, Now! 19. Girl-Chasing Ganiu. Haha! This young man derive pleasure in chasing girls. He masterfully follow a girl up for months (not only her o). This type will foolishly spend on a girl only to start complaining of being dumped or friendzoned! He doesn't speak English so well so girls flaunt their "paralyzed" English on him and he be like- that girl is good! Lol Girls sorta like him because he gives them attention...no matter the kind. Where do you fall? You can add yours... |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 8:12am On Dec 12, 2014 |
LaurelP: Recommend for you?? |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by prettyjo(f): 8:29am On Dec 12, 2014 |
lolzzzz....I just laughed. @op,nice one.I tink am no 6 |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by dechandel(f): 8:36am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Haba na My own class isn't here. Tho its close to number 6 ![]() I'm unique like that ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 8:49am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Nice one.... I didn't find mine ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 8:55am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 8:56am On Dec 12, 2014 |
dechandel: If you can't find yours, Add yours ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 8:57am On Dec 12, 2014 |
prettyjo: Girls claiming No.6...hmmm |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 9:03am On Dec 12, 2014 |
emusmith: I'd be back! Lemmi go think about it... |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 9:09am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: Haha Kika! |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 9:12am On Dec 12, 2014 |
20. The stay at home Kika This one is always at home pressing her phone. She's too lazy to go out to fun places where she can meet people. How tf is she gonna get a man? ![]() Excuse my French... ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 9:18am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Lols which one you be op |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 9:19am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: All I see is ...Daddy's Girl Daniella needs a Girl-Chasing Ganiu... 1 Like |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 9:20am On Dec 12, 2014 |
emusmith: Modified* She is just too la'y.... No online experience purchasing.... She has lived far from home all her life .... How do we explain that? |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Mprex(f): 9:25am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Nice list. I dont belong to any tho |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 11:27am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: hmm... |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 11:27am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Mprex: Can you add yours? |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 11:28am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 11:31am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 11:33am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: Thought what as much? |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 11:39am On Dec 12, 2014 |
emusmith: You didn't say nothing .... |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 11:45am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: Lol! I believe you but speechless as to why you don't have any to show you around or make great "passes"... Maybe, you're so in love with staying alone and bored... ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 11:56am On Dec 12, 2014 |
emusmith: That's a bad thing you know... Being alone and bored... Really bad stuff. Well I wouldn't say ion have any, I'd just say I'm....errrm.... Ionno |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Mprex(f): 11:58am On Dec 12, 2014 |
emusmith:The Introverted Mprex: stays @ home all day and buries her nose in a book. Going out is a no no for her. Lol |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 12:02pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Mprex: Is she glued to her phone too? Reading books with girls is an uncommon trait... |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by tosyne2much(m): 12:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Nice piece my OP ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 12:09pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: I honestly get your point... Sometimes, single hood can be so boring... but then, NL could suffice a lil help...you find people here who are just real and understanding to a fault... that they make you forget you were ever alone... Everyone needs that...#cheerup# |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 12:11pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
tosyne2much: Tosyn, my man! Thanks bro! |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kika23(f): 12:17pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
emusmith: Lol!! Thanks bro, I ain't sad though ![]() |
Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by Nobody: 12:19pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: Yea...your dp says so... |
How To Have A Good Relationship With An Unromantic Man / Cambodia Community Where Girls Are Encouraged To Sleep With...... / How Nigerians Behave During First Date (meme Story)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 41 |