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Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 8:08am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Hm. I don't want to do this, its a pure misadventure. I will try not to lie myself, but I am not looking for wife or friend, I've always been a recluse at one point and peoples person at other point. I love teaching adults whenever situations permit it. Not only that, I'm very immune to insult: I fought in the Nazi war, named operation Barbarossa, that a clue for you. Now, you can guess my age. Since the end of the big war, I've been an impossible guy. Thank God I'm handsome, and the only thing I have going for me is my pink lips. At least, that was what my babe told me time and again. Love it or hate it, it is the way I look and I owe no one no apology. (Okay sorry, I'm not angry with you, play with my beard baby. ![]() ![]() I believe my good look is misleading people in my world to believe maybe I'm into women....that's what I think o, and don't expect me to tell you I'm not good looking. The last call I received just now, from where the last paragraph last believe I'm the most cute guy on the green planet. She's not alone. "Ladi", says my pastor few months ago. "when are you working her through the aisles?" I was lost of words. What can I say, I am a recluse? Not really, I have through attachment to mundane things whirl away good time and opportunities to settle down to marital bliss. Ajoke baby, I miss you; Yinka, you are the best, Endy, you said I am a heart-breaker. Joy, what separated us? Sola, goodbye. Part of it, "an earth shattering quest". Forget about it, marriage is as important as any other important things that is central to your dream. That I have learn from Bolatito. If it is the daughter of the rich that you want to augment your income and net worth, you find them if you look for them. If you are tired go to social mediia, you will find someone to love, you can't always wait, time is counting, ahgg. Respect bola. Take it or live it, I have nothing to loose. I don't believe settling down count for a thing until certain age and material needs are met. Oh, how wrong. That's what my friend is telling me this days. I am becoming changed as a result, and I will love to push the same ideal to a neighbour next door, and much more a relatively young fella on board. The ideal age of marriage, my friend, should be between the age 25 to 35. Behind this time-frame, we are on our own. The body chemistry is blind to the pursuits paramount to your dream. It keep growing and the power of conception is on the brink with the modern lifestyle. So to whom shall the blame be when after late marriage, there is issue of delayed conception? Just have to factor in this sort of unforeseen contingencies. I know a blissful couple on the age side with issue of conception, But thanks for something more mature than the kiddies' love. That hope kept the home till the miracle came the family way. You don't want to know how long they waited.I would, just as I had encouraged other except myself, say take your marital quest as important as any other important quest dear to your soul. Believe me or not at your own risk. The lie that babes tell guys are: you know I love you? That is phantom love. Another one like it is, "you will meet my parent when the time comes": that, na shakara. I've tried, I don't speak for immorality. Though I am humorous. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by FruityLass: 8:12am On Dec 12, 2014 |
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Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by braine(m): 8:28am On Dec 12, 2014 |
The way people bother themselves about irrelevant things these days eh. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 8:29am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Wtf are you saying? 2 Likes |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 8:30am On Dec 12, 2014 |
braine: Honestly, I feel like giving the op a e-slap |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 8:39am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Love does not exist except in fairy tales. The earlier you find a place for this one in your imaginations, the better. But then there is something more rapturous than your crush~fever and heartache tagged love: the fulfilment that comes with having a dream family, where love is not one sided and traumatic. Only at this stage can you cherish the bliss of soul tie. But strange enough, it is not those professing love on the streets that usually come this far. Okay, we love whom we love, we marry whom we marry. Happy married life to my crush/love. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 8:43am On Dec 12, 2014 |
brito:nairaland really needs that feature |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 8:45am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 8:47am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 8:52am On Dec 12, 2014 |
What the heck is 2prexios yapping about? ![]() |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Skillfullulu(m): 8:54am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Topic and text no match. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 8:54am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Zeemor, did I make sense with the post? To lie is human, but to tell the truth is divine. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Maamin(m): 8:57am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Imagine! he wrote that twice and I still cant make any sense out of it.. ![]() That shit you smoke is really good tho! ![]() |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Mprex(f): 9:12am On Dec 12, 2014 |
What is this one saying? ![]() |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Sanguine(f): 9:23am On Dec 12, 2014 |
This is just nothing but pure BullCrapSh!t!! |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 9:38am On Dec 12, 2014 |
2prexios:No, you didn't Maybe you should go back to bed |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by parrotibaba(m): 10:04am On Dec 12, 2014 |
2prexios:Silencio por favor!!!! ![]() |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by RealAlfranco: 10:10am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Believe me fam, I read dis over and over and over... But I still don't understand a word he was trying to say. I need help here! |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Tonydeeb(m): 10:58am On Dec 12, 2014 |
@op, abeg tell yr papa mak he go collect yr tuition from yr principal, rector and/or VC, coz seriously this all is total balderdash... |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Maamin(m): 11:02am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Maamin(m): 11:10am On Dec 12, 2014 |
This Op is the type that answer nigerian problems with Portuguese solutions ![]() |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by saddabm(m): 11:20am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Space |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 11:30am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 11:42am On Dec 12, 2014 |
why did you all descended on my handsome thread and kill it? Is it because I confess my handsomeness? God will judge you all. you people have been jealousying me since 1890 ![]() If I make mistake, count you correct me? |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 11:45am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Maamin: ![]() Gog will judge you o mummy. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 11:47am On Dec 12, 2014 |
RealAlfranco: because of you only I will retrype the posting |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 11:49am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Zeemoor: Gosh, dead on arrival, I will retry. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 11:50am On Dec 12, 2014 |
2prexios:you wicked ![]() |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 12:38pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
lilmaxfidel: You are my only pearl.............. .......................................... ........................................... ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ........................................... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Go and read the latest, na gbege. |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by Nobody: 12:39pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
2prexios: ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by 2prexios: 1:31pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
brito:YOU DONT KNEW WHO I BE DAZ Y. |
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