I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?

Wetin dey for here wey everybody just dey like self?


abeg oh stop like me oh...my like bank don full...I need dislike this period.. so that I can do my xmas alone..

"They hardly
know that it is part of their own suya they are
eating"

Lol

Let's not forget those wey no get money to buy suya,
They just go there to smell the Aroma and to do "Looku looku"

orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?

1st to comment....its lyk u new here.

saintopus:

4. People Who come to Smell the Suya.
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

Just smell the suya and when the are satisfy then the will leave

Smartixy:


Just smell the suya and when the are satisfy then the will leave

In fact this class of people and "Test and I no buy again " belong to one group. They dont usually have any money!!

ChubbyT:

1st to comment....its lyk u new here.

Oboy I senior you for here oh..

In fact another minor class among " Test and e ' no sweet " with " smell and go away " class is yet another one which come to smell the suya, save the smell in their throat, use the smell later for garri drinking

Smartixy:


Just smell the suya and when the are satisfy then the will leave

Instead of them to say Àböki "I no get money " please help, give me small suya "make I use drink garri "

orobs93:






Oboy I senior you for here oh..

oh! y u kon ask dat kynd question

Heading towards front page. Seems like!!!

ChubbyT:

oh! y u kon ask dat kynd question

Just wanted to put some smiles on the faces of people, but excuse me miss nor verse how many people baka u carry dat tin is so damn big abeg send me ur contact oh biko lemme appreciate god,s work in ur life

Hahahahah...I am soooo category number 2!

put more cabbage and pepper

orobs93:



Just wanted to put some smiles on the faces of people, but excuse me miss nor verse how many people baka u carry dat tin is so damn big abeg send me ur contact oh biko lemme appreciate god,s work in ur life

lol....na only 1 pesin own o.

I don't know what OP is saying o because the mai suya must always add jara and extra onions anytime i buy suya.

ChubbyT:

lol....na only 1 pesin own o.

God bless ya mother...
Lemme do d nidful...which of my contact should I send?email I'd,hotmail,or yahoo,wattsup,bb pin,2go or phonenumber or p.o box...which wan u want I 4 give u my contact 4 heaven but I neva collect am.

Dry list. I know why

orobs93:


God bless ya mother...
Lemme do d nidful...which of my contact should I send?email I'd,hotmail,or yahoo,wattsup,bb pin,2go or phonenumber or p.o box...which wan u want I 4 give u my contact 4 heaven but I neva collect am.

Lol....heaven own 4 brain pass,whatsapp s ok.

ChubbyT:

Lol....heaven own 4 brain pass,whatsapp s ok.

p urs 4 me I will be expecting ur invite or ur number....cheers

nawa for all this list of this and that oo

Djicemob:
Dry list. I know why

Why

Yeske2:
I don't know what OP is saying o because the mai suya must always add jara and extra onions anytime i buy suya.

More jara and more onions is another group. So you see?

prettyjo:
put more cabbage and pepper

More cabbage and pepper is no.6

Lol!

Oh, for the love of suya! Definitely guilty of nos. 1, 2, & 3.

Lol
Funny list

I did that as a kid

orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?

It has been long since I ate Suya.

Those that buy suya for their girlfriends and eat the onions.

Dem go still give una vulture chop :-|

j