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The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by harthonder(m): 1:14pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
TEACHER: Who is an Hausa Fulani? STUDENT: Anyone who comes from the North or a Southerner who works for APC. Examples include Domkat Bali, Yakubu Gowon, Tunde Idiagbon, Sunday Awoniyi, Theophilus Danjuma.....or from the South like, Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Ajimobi, Ngige, Okorocha, Amaechi, Oshiomole and co. TEACHER: Who taught you this nonsense? STUDENT: People that are more learned than you, Sir. You are a 'graduate' of Teachers Training College, I am talking of B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, etc holders, that is how they define it. For further details, call Dr. Abati. TEACHER: They are teaching you nonsense. Okay, what is the difference between a Christian and a Muslim? STUDENT: Very simple. A Christian is a member of the PDP e.g, Asari Dokubo, Shekarau, Bamanga Tukur, Musiliu Obanikoro, amongst others. A muslim is a man or woman who is a card carrying member of the APC, e.g Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha, Sam Nda-Isaiah, Akeredolu, George Akume and others. TEACHER: What??!!!So who is Boko Haram? STUDENT: Very simple. Tinubu, Buhari, Atiku, Ngige, Kwakwanso etc. TEACHER: You must be very stupid! STUDENT: No sir, they must be very stupid! TEACHER: Who are the 'they'? STUDENT: Those that are teaching me 'those things'. TEACHER: No they are not just very stupid, they are saTANic! Never listen to them again! From DANBUZU Multi-Purpose Medium 3 Likes |
Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:20pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
harthonder:I pity you and your joke |
Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by SirHouloo(m): 1:33pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Misconception still remains one of naija's biggest issues. 1 Like |
Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by ucheokpara100(m): 1:50pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
op u nail am. Nigerians are bunch of brainwashed, we cant even differenciate d truth 4rm lie and deceit any more. CHAI! 1 Like |
Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by studded(m): 1:56pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
harthonder: Lol...nice humor. e don tey wey I laff like this for here.... Abeg, help me ask the "student" who a Nigerian Politician be? 1 Like |
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