It is Laughable because this "scheme" isn't New to some of us and it seems they are not upgrading.

Mind You: This isn't always true for everyone!

Remember: I used the word "Laughable" not "Bad"!


1: Snubbing You:

I taught this was mainly practised by teens but adults are guilty also.
I still don't understand why this scheme is necessary.
You see she is "head over heels" in love with you yet she will be waiting for you to ALWAYS say hi!

To at least greet is a problem!

How does love connote snubbing?

I believe, if you like a guy for very good and reasonable reasons, you should insinuate it to him somehow, the reasonable ones will not take you for granted!


2. "Over Respecting" You

The lady that you see yelling and ranting at her dad starts replying you, YES SIR!

My brother, tread softly!

Some begins to advice you to keep forging ahead in your career (with a serious voice o)- wife in practice, lol!

Some cook for you and bring it well covered...I don't eat sha!

Tread softly, man!


3. Being Rude at you.

This sounds weird and absurd but I see that with some ladies (maybe immature), I wouldn't know.
I guess, she is naturally rude!

But, some that were not rude but starts acting rude all of a sudden?

Is that a "Test"?


4. Talks Flippantly/ Carelessly At Your Presence


What I can say to these set is, No man likes a flippant lady. Sure, because real men don't do much talking, they aspire a wife who can make the home lively, joke, talk, tell midnight silly stories and all... but not a talkative with no gears!


5. Laugh Ere You Said A Word

This is one major to really know a lady who is into you. You are her best comedian!
It is laughable because you can see her expressing love BUT when you don't want to reciprocate nko? It's funny!

6. They Dial Your Number And When You Pick, They Just Keep Mute.


It amazes me when this happen. I know it is always with those ones whom you're ignoring that this often happen.

Don't you get it? She is obsessed with you...

Most of them are Young Hearts (Teens or Under 20s), It is not an opportunity to mess them up! Ignore them and try to friend zone. When they really grow up, they'll leave you.
#I'm currently having an ish with one#

Get ready for 10 to 19 missed calls...


7. They Publicize You To Their Friends.

You walk by and a group of her friends stops talking and starts staring.
Probably, they know your name and have your contact.

They watch over you for their friend! lol!

After I walk past such a group, I smile within...#wide grin#


I know there are a lot of other "funny" ways, ladies express love and attraction to the ones they love.

You may contribute...

*modified*
FTC! good,
I can testify to all.

I hate number 1 with passion!!!
They full my chat list,they will never say Hi but when they see you in real life,they start smiling and giving you signs,this evening I put them to test,like out of 4,, only one was able to reply me with a very lovely compliment, others just kept quiet,killing demselves inside...naa only dem undastand demselves o jare


#Rapsodee

African ladies I think..cos here in pakistan wher I skul,tinz re quite different

fattbabakay:
African ladies I think..cos here in pakistan wher I skul,tinz re quite different

Lol...Pakistan bawo?
if u skul in Pakistan ,that means i too skul in Pakistan

Rapsodee:
I hate number 1 with passion!!!
They full my chat list,they will never say Hi but when they see you in real life,they start smiling and giving you signs,this evening I put them to test,like out of 4,, only one was able to reply me with a very lovely compliment, others just kept quiet,killing demselves inside...naa only dem undastand demselves o jare


#Rapsodee

Haha...

fattbabakay:
African ladies I think..cos here in pakistan wher I skul,tinz re quite different

una don comot for France,na pakistan be the next destination abii

Bia Emusmith,what's with you and the ''ladies''






Biko free us oooo

Ghostlady:
una don comot for France,na pakistan be the next destination abii

iv been schoolin in Pakistan even b4 dey showed US wia Osama was hiding...

Ezibless:
Bia Emusmith,what's with you and the ''ladies''






Biko free us oooo:p

Haha... na so e dey be when man don reach to marry.. nor blame me, biko!

Rapsodee:
Lol...Pakistan bawo?
if u skul in Pakistan ,that means i too skul in Pakistan

den we must be coursemates in Pakistania bombing academy??

emusmith:


Haha... na so e dey be when man don reach to marry.. nor blame me, biko!

You for kuku talk say you dey find wife na,simple!

I go help.
Tell me the kinda profile you need

fattbabakay:
den we must be coursemates in Pakistania bombing academy??

sure nah!.. .don't 4get to resume after Christmas o,so them go enrol us to d boko boys in dat African country called Nigeria

Ezibless:


You for kuku talk say you dey find wife na,simple!

I go help.
Tell me the kinda profile you need

For NL? haba Ezi...! You nor like me at ' l oo

Lol...we ve now got a new minister of women affairs

emusmith:


For NL? haba Ezi...! You nor like me at ' l oo

Lolzzz


Wetin happen to all our beloved NL babes na? #NotSmilingAtAll



Ok choose among those your ladies that ''love in d laughable ways'' na,some of them could really love genuinely o

Ezibless:


Lolzzz


Wetin happen to all our beloved NL babes na? #NotSmilingAtAll



Ok choose among those your ladies that ''love in d laughable ways'' na,some of them could really love genuinely o

Are they not smiling?

Rapsodee:
exactly so!.. .don't 4get to resume after Christmas o,so them go enrol us to d boko boys in dat African country called Nigeria

sure...I hope u'll pass d entrance exam sha...

chibwike:
Lol...we ve now got a new minister of women affairs

Hahaha.. Chibwike...Ladies' affairs lol

In france, girls show there love thru one way. By saying. Boy la bang

By saying prayers for you through chats,text or calls.

By making sure you don't skip any meal.

By calling and checking up on your siblings/friends.......Lol, who send am.

remsonik:
By saying prayers for you through chats,text or calls.

By making sure you don't skip any meal.

By calling and checking up on your siblings/friends.......Lol, who send am.

Lollest...

Abi? But, I don't blame her...women are naturally caring and tender...

If they don't, who will?

Have you listened to "When a woman loves" by R.Kelly ?

fattbabakay:
sure...I hope u'll pass d entrance exam sha...

dat one is sure nah...

Why are topics from the Romance section just hitting frontpage?

We need more topics from the politics section please.

Chai there is God o

tired of this fvuckin list everytime.. its becoming stupid now