How A Man Withdraws Cash From
The ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

How A Woman Withdraws Cash
From The ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for sheet with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Count it
14) Count it again!
15) Re-count it again oo
16) Go to car
17) Check makeup
18) Start car
19) Stop car
20) Run back 2 the ATM
21) Take ATM card
22) Back 2 car
23) Check makeup
24) Start car
25) Check makeup
26) Drive for a mile
27) Release HAND BRAKE.

Kindly Add Anyone I Left Out...

"drive for a mile, release hand brake" hw did it drive for a mile wit d handbrake engaged?? btween, its a joke anyway.

consultancy:
"drive for a mile, release hand brake" hw did it drive for a mile wit d handbrake engaged?? btween, its a joke anyway.

Thats ladies Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я you, plus apart from thee joke itcould βε true anyway

gottoboy:
How A Man Withdraws Cash From
The ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

How A Woman Withdraws Cash
From The ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for sheet with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Count it
14) Count it again!
15) Re-count it again oo
16) Go to car
17) Check makeup
18) Start car
19) Stop car
20) Run back 2 the ATM
21) Take ATM card
22) Back 2 car
23) Check makeup
24) Start car
25) Check makeup
26) Drive for a mile
27) Release HAND BRAKE.

Kindly Add Anyone I Left Out...

(28) Sees anoda woman friend overtakin her on d drive way
(29) Yells out but ofcoz she wasn't heard
(30) Becomes confused where to press for a "honk"
(32) Pulls over
(33) Checks for d car instruction manual
(34) Reads "how to honk"
(35) Drops d booklet n continues in hot pursuit, drivin roughly like Agent Smith
(36) Gets close to d vehicle of d chase n.....







...Presses "Volume Up"

datjohn:




(28) Sees anoda woman friend overtakin her on d drive way
(29) Yells out but ofcoz she wasn't heard
(30) Becomes confused where to press for a "honk"
(32) Pulls over
(33) Checks for d car instruction manual
(34) Reads "how to honk"
(35) Drops d booklet n continues in hot pursuit, drivin roughly like Agent Smith
(36) Gets close to d vehicle of d chase n.....







...Presses "Volume Up"

Correct guy