freecocoa:
Chai .

So you couldn't even help her? You just drove her out? That's cold man .

How did she feel when junior took an unexpected fall and you saying you didn't feel it no more?

ipleddge:
Me I no send them,I go still tab them,so u happy as dey ban me

Lmao as in I laugh die, e sweet my belle, so funny to see you get banned

2buff:


That's her problem.
I fail to believe that a girl can't know she smells that bad.
From my reaction, it would have been obvious to her.

To make matter worse, she used my bathroom (only urinate) and I could smell that thing in there through out the day.
How me go take help am. Make she go see gyno.

coogar:


can you imagine?
that's some serious okafor's law in play. an ex is an ex for a reason. if she's not over him, why break up in the first place?

Natasha2:


Lmao as in I laugh die, e sweet my belle, so funny to see you get banned

freecocoa:
She may not have known na, I mean it's just like some people who have mouth odor without knowing.

You coulda sat her down and tried to be a gentleman by telling her in the most polite way possible about the offensive smell, then whatever she decides to do afterwards is her business.

2buff:


I agree, but I was far too annoyed to care at the time.
Besides, I had no long-term plans for her.

freecocoa:
Lol, you see your life? You sure say no be olosho you carry go house so?

Anyways, that's not a reason to cheat still, sleep don come, make we continue later.

2buff:


Cheat on who?

freecocoa:
Cheat on the girl with a smelly puchy na, is that not what this thread's about? If a kitty stinks, then the man would cheat, no?

2buff sleep dey worry me abeg, see you lerra, kiss kiss .

freecocoa:
I missed you more sweets, I'm born-again now o, no more wahala, I'm very gently now, ya know .
No mind 2buff jor, the girl he wants to do no gree am, him come dey tell himself say her kinikon dey smell as consolation, that's why he opened this thread.
Ehen what of that ya backyard brother, what's that his name again?

born again? Like sincerely? Impossible
Hahaha u don dey find trouble again oh 2buff retaliate oh


Haha chi chi? haven't heard from him for a long time.

coogar:


don't underestimate nkechi's law.
some exes know the exact button to press to get you interested. they will tell you it's just one last lay & you would be convinced.

haven't you heard of the horrible trend in naija - babes sleeping with their ex one last time shortly before their marriage? how do you think they are pulling it off if not by the power of nkechi's law?

ipleddge:
I tried sending u pm,but I can't

lol e good for you

LordReed:

I was given that excuse but the bait didn't catch.

Natasha2:


lol e good for you

coogar:


perhaps the physical conditions of nkechi's law was not kept constant. nkechi's law has no exception of the conditions are satisfied.

provided you guys shägged vigorously and the quality is of the highest level, you cannot escape nkechi's law - because of the nature of men, nkechi's law is actually more potent than okafor's law.

ipleddge:
You be bad freind

loool I gree

LordReed:


Oh I assure you the conditions were perfect, I for chop clean mouth well well.

Natasha2:


loool I gree

coogar:


so what held you back?
she insisted on no condoms?

ipleddge:
U no go sleep,abi u no go school tomorrow...your Aunty tell me say u late ystd

I no dey go dem no get holiday for your country?

Natasha2:



I no dey go dem no get holiday for your country?

2buff:


I promise you that no matter how bad men blocos gets, it will never CHANGE THE ATMOSPHERE of a 12 square feet room when they get naked.
The issue is worse with females and must be duly recognized as such.

As long as you are not sucking it, you might not even smell anything.

veave:
If her hygiene is poor you tell her. If she refuses to change, leave her. But make sure you tell her the reason you are leaving her.

I have a fault, i'm blunt to a fault and don't know how to paint the story colorful to make it sweet. I would also appreciate someone who can kindly point out my faults. Instead of gossiping or having resentment.

Thank you.

Truckpusher:
And you think that doing this on a public forum is the best idea?
You must pay for this embarrassment.

donnypool:


the last time i politely told a girl about her condition, you know what happened?

she saw a doctor, treated herself and that vajayjay area, and bluntly went and start sexing my friend instead of me.

is that fair?

veave:




No. But you did well.

donnypool:


for wetin the girl come hate me join? i nor do any well for myself. talk say i know, i for nor talk sef

veave:



Honestly, you did well...
She was too embarrassed i tell you. Some people do not handle shame well

donnypool:


Abegi na so una be, talk say na you, you for do the same thing. same happened to a friend that suggested deodorant to a girl, the last thing she said was "thanks but you are so rude, don't tell a female that, i treated my self and i have found a well respectful man".

My advice to guys is, don't tell a female she stink, just don't smash and let her figure out why by herself.

donnypool:


Abegi na so una be, talk say na you, you for do the same thing. same happened to a friend that suggested deodorant to a girl, the last thing she said was "thanks but you are so rude, don't tell a female that, i treated my self and i have found a well respectful man".

My advice to guys is, don't tell a female she stink, just don't smash and let her figure out why by herself.