1 :- Drunkards: They are mainly friends of the groom/bride's brother. They be like, "guy hope enough drinks go dey for men to brew?....no dull us o".
Young men, it isn't a beer parlour but a wedding ceremony. Don't drink to get drunk...be your brother's keeper (na your hommie account you wan rundown so oo)

2:- Food-mongers: When you see them eating, you would think they just came outta a (Nigerian) prison or broke a 1mth fast. Try to eat before going for a wedding ceremony, it helps you to package well- trust me.

3:- Predators: You find them amongst the grooms men, their target is that asoebi/bridal train lady, who came all the way from Benin for a wedding in Umuahia. When the wedding ceremony ends late, she wouldn't sleep in the park na. This brother would volunteer to accommodate her for the night.

4:- Association Of Ex. BFs: The higher the number of the bride's Ex, the higher their turn-up. For the hommiez, this is when your Ex breaks up and sends you a wedding invitation 1month later, she gives you that lame line..."If you don't come, I take it that you don't wish me well". If you go, you're automatically a member of this Association. The good ones come outta love/maturity, the bad ones are just there to see if the lady married her ancestor or the groom has big head.

5:- Friend-Zoned Guy: He isn't an ex, maybe he was aspiring to date the bride, but she FZ him till she got married. He is very familiar with all her family...lol. He is like a brother to her.

6:- Photographers: These ones would just be snapping pictures with all the fine/well dressed ladies in the wedding. They are not really interested in the proceedings, you find them taking so much selfies and full pictures. They would even snap pass the couple.

7:- Prospective Husband: His wedding is in the pipeline. He can't hide the smile on his face, all through the wedding you find him grinning from ear to ear, imagining his own day.

8:- Pressurized Prospective Husband: He is the opposite of the aforementioned group. He doesn't have plans of settling down soon, so his girlfriend would keep dragging him to various weddings. Maybe, he would see how magical the moment is and pop the big question.

9:- The Sentinel: For the ladies, just when you're happy that your embittered Ex isn't present in your wedding ceremony. Trust me; sitted somewhere is that person you don't know- that knows you. He is the SENTINEL: a friend of your Ex, probably your Ex has travelled out of the country and sends him to confirm if it's real.

10:- Mr-Hyperactive: This is that friend/relative of the bride/groom, that would carry the matter on his head. He holds the key to the cooling van, he gives the orders...if you wanna get to the groom-you have to go through him.

11:- The Dancer: Lolz...I love to watch this set, he is just waiting for dance time, to display his shoki/skelewu/break-dance skills. ahnahn...guy this isn't 40:40 oo...
If you dance small, you rest kwanu.

englishmart:
if you Don't have enough money to brew every interested drinker to stupor, then Don't wed.

Person no dey wed twice. Do am once and for all na.

CalabarBoi:
My category no follow for your list.

teewai3:
my type is not on the list

Please tell me your type?

Lero15:
How on earth did u forget the Gatecrashers??!

hahahahaha
*mogbo moya*? I get am?

Them still dey do kind thing?

naijaboiy:
You just had to copy this font

Well my type is not on the list

I fall among the sprayers ...we are the big men that come with different hard currencies ranging from Dollars,,pounds,,Euro,,Yen e.t.c

We paint the party red with our money and spray the couple silly when they are dancing.

After the ceremony we leave the couple with little gifts like cars ranging from Porsche,,range rover,,hummer,,ford e.t.c

We may also be generous enough to give them one of our mansions in banana island,,lekki,,maitama or gwarimpa

hahaha. I warned you na .
Yesso.
Those Sprayers in Aba, na only N20 dem dey spray o...and they would be throwing it up- just dey suffer the people picking money.

I used the font to compress the work joor, it's all yours still.

Kachisbarbie:


What category is dat? U sleep all through weddings? Or what?

Kachisbarbie:

hahaha. I warned you na .
Yesso.
Those Sprayers in Aba, na only N20 dem dey spray o...and they would be throwing it up- just dey suffer the people picking money.
I used the font to compress the work joor, it's all yours still.

Hehe...we don't allow such men into our league

When your sister wants to marry just call us and we'll paint the party red for you

TrishaP:
That first pic tho. Skelewu dancer indeed

naijaboiy:
You just had to copy this font

Well my type is not on the list

I fall among the sprayers ...we are the big men that come with different hard currencies ranging from Dollars,,pounds,,Euro,,Yen e.t.c

We paint the party red with our money and spray the couple silly when they are dancing.

After the ceremony we leave the couple with little gifts like cars ranging from Porsche,,range rover,,hummer,,ford e.t.c

We may also be generous enough to give them one of our mansions in banana island,,lekki,,maitama or gwarimpa

CalabarBoi:
so you are in our clique

NationWide president.

I have the politicians,,senators and businessmen in our group.

Such as DavidMark,,atiku,,dangote,,ameachi,,
Ayiri e.t.c

They usually think we are ritualists

Cos we spend fire

CalabarBoi:
actually, its not skelewu but shoki ma'am

naijaboiy:

NationWide president.

I have the politicians,,senators and businessmen in our group.

Such as DavidMark,,atiku,,dangote,,ameachi,,
Ayiri e.t.c

They usually think we are ritualists

Cos we spend fire

naijaboiy:

NationWide president.

I have the politicians,,senators and businessmen in our group.

Such as DavidMark,,atiku,,dangote,,ameachi,,
Ayiri e.t.c

They usually think we are ritualists

Cos we spend fire

TrishaP:

I mean to say shoki

CalabarBoi:
yea, otedola was on the phone just yesterday asking for my presence in the commisioning of the businesses of his other billionaire friend.

I'm even in talks with him for the hand of his hot daughter DJ Cuppy


thats how it is, they are not used to this kind of spending

Oh really ...

How come you didn't attend the house warming ceremony of adenuga at paris?

It was really crazy mahn...some Arabian princes were present and we painted the place red spraying some dirham currencies

Please don't miss Jim ovia's birthday party next week...it's gonna be mad

Jennimma:

I need your type in my wedding jare. Me needs moneys....hehehehe

Hehehe...sure thing.

Just call us and we'll be there right away