I hate suya!

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Cluelessness has taken over nairaland. What a senseless thread

I don't eat suya,I just like the aroma.

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

...so u r angry coz u buy SUya at Junction??....don't u people hav resturant in that Nigeria?

..serrrriously...am goin bakto bed (no oofense)

It's being long have had suya and kilishi


Missed those delicacy of meat.

I need to visit the abo-ki this night.

...and isn't Suya suppose to be pooor people food?...U people don't Hav McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Kebab or fish n Chip restaurant?...serrrriously!

Wisegeek01:
"They hardly
know that it is part of their own suya they are
eating"

Lol

Out smarting tinz

What is northerner ? Abeg na Abokiiiii or mai suya.... Stop using big english for those boko boiz.

Northerner abi a.b.o.k.i , *thinking* so seun mean say every Northerner na abokiiii.

It's been long i ate suya last

Some go wan buy 20naira suya but go taste 50naira own

my name is holatin
Am here to read comment

Now I feel like eating hot suya accompanied by ijebu garri

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

@bolded.,like seriously?

Guy i am an embodiment of all the 5. i exhibit everytin whenever i feel like eating suya bt u did not add

Aboki, u no get assorted, i mean orishishi,

put shaki, liver, intestine, cow prick (the sweetest part), and fukun

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

Y not jus call em Ah boki,
Which one be northerners
Hahaha
Mods abo ki means my friend no b swear

saintopus:
5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

aboki will always package their suya in fancy nylons.
you wey buy 100 naira own, he go just put am inside black waterproof. >:

sauceny:
I hate suya!

story for the gods >

charcoal:


Y not jus call em Ah boki,
Which one be northerners
Hahaha
Mods abo ki means my friend no b swear

guy i tire for ds mod o!

dre11:
It's being long have had suya and kilishi


Missed those delicacy of meat.

I need to visit the abo-ki this night.

don't forget my own share

I know say na ABOKKI u use not NORTHERNER..

Poster you should have use "aboki" in place of northerner, your post for sweet wella

missojugo:
Now I feel like eating hot suya accompanied by ijebu garri

correct girl! I feel like eating suya with a very chilled snapp

aboki.

hmm. so Mods have censored d word ''ab0ki''?

It just means ''friend''.

just everyday colloquialism like we say ''ogbeni'' in d SW or ''Nna'' in d SE.

SMFH!

ireneony:
don't forget my own share

You self sabi eat am...

No worry the abo'ki will DHL am come your side

Aboki.

Mallam

is Aboki northerner

MrCork:
...and isn't Suya suppose to be pooor people food?...U people don't Hav McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Kebab or fish n Chip restaurant?...serrrriously!

lol at mcdonalds not being poor people food looool. Chie

No 2 pple ar mostly half vegetarians, sumtymz u go wonda weda na onions wey dem chop or d suya itself..

>

dre11:



You self sabi eat am...

No worry the abo'ki will DHL am co >me your side

I sabi eat suya wella....
those aboki wey de ORE road I missed their suya.