oboy, as I dey my rm diz evening, i heard a huge knock on my door only to open it&behold dis sexy damsel dat came wit one small gal of abt 12yrs to preach to me &invite me to dere Church for a weekend program.Ever since I set my eyes on dis damsel,my brain don reconfigure infact as she ws preaching, I was nodding my head lyk agama lizard, thinking of how to do d needful.
I been wan go d program bt my fear be say holy ghost fit use me as a case study to teach others bt dat gal don occupy my brain.
abeg u guys should advice me

fück!! nothing do you joor!! no fücking fear; waka go

You are on your own.. OYO lowa

fuckshit:
fück!! nothing do you joor!! no fücking fear; waka go

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I think u get point

ofiafuluego:
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I think u get point

no fücking dulling; if she fücking worth am; fücking go for her

Your fears might just be a warning from the Almighty.

op no waka no stay ooo just sidon dey look till you go receive prompt

If you have no intentions of wifeing ha,pls don't do any needful o
If u try anyfin,it iz at ur own risk

motherlode:
op no waka no stay ooo just sidon dey look till you go receive prompt

mbanu,I must get dat gal even if it entails answerin altar cal.Nwata ana ekwu bu ifem na eli

Hmm whatever rocks your boat

Dont go if u dnt av gud intentions.

kristina1:
Dont go if u dnt av gud intentions.

my intentions are more dan gud in fact na sweet intentions

Even if holy ghost use U as a case study, u'll still tell dem that sister Nkiru preached to U and invited U for d program. It's most likely they'll assign her to help u as u build ur holy ghost study life, from there everything fit fall into space.

I hope am not narrating any nollywood movie.

ofiafuluego:


mbanu,I must get dat gal even if it entails answerin altar cal.Nwata ana ekwu bu ifem na eli

translate to ENGLISH or .............

motherlode:

translate to ENGLISH or .............

she carry my food for her body.u wan make I go hungry?

ofiafuluego:

she carry my food for her body.u wan make I go hungry?

Yes , you must fast for 70 days and 70 nights don't think about that food

op u be senator yerima pikin cuz na only him bin take 11yr old 2 bed. my pple wetin 12yr old get wer reasonable person go lust over? jxt askin.

lurex2rhyme:
op u be senator yerima pikin cuz na only him bin take 11yr old 2 bed. my pple wetin 12yr old get wer reasonable person go lust over? jxt askin.

you read d post upside down?

@OP

If you never ready to born again na big risk to go o. You fit go dia now na so God go arrest you like Saul All your future runs don fuk'up be dat o..

kokoA:
you read d post upside down?

@OP

If you never ready to born again na big risk to go o. You fit go dia now na so God go arrest you like Saul All your future runs don fuk'up be dat o..

apologizing 2 d op den.