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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Tallesty1(m): 7:00am On Dec 22, 2014
temitemi1:
U can take light to their darkness...
The OP himself is in darkness.

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Lexusgs430: 7:01am On Dec 22, 2014
You don't think mystically, your future father-in-law would not know you had created this thread about his profession?
Do you want ogunlakaye osimole to curse you ?
Enjoy the ride, not unless you have an alternative job or contracts for your father -in-law !!!!
NB: He was a baba alawo before she meet you, he brought her up, with the proceeds of his job.
If you cannot feel the heat, get out of the kitchen !!!
Hopefully, the man has not laced his daughter with MAGUN, or else you enter one chance !!!

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by happyzed0(f): 7:02am On Dec 22, 2014
Is she. A christian,do u luv her if yes my dear go on wif her u ar datin her nt her fada
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Wizdray: 7:03am On Dec 22, 2014
Why everybody shouting run??
Where is he running to

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Dahjhi: 7:04am On Dec 22, 2014
MizMyColi:


Lolz
Yeah sure!
guys these days be like 'we are dating but I can't marry her.
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by itstpia100: 7:04am On Dec 22, 2014
Deiok:
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
_______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Its monday, cut the crap.

You people need real jobs.

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by zeke100(m): 7:04am On Dec 22, 2014
oboi RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by lomprico(m): 7:05am On Dec 22, 2014
U are talking of unequally yoked as if u r a ghen ghen christian, mainwhile u are planning to fvck! I tire for so called christians of nowadays.

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Nobody: 7:07am On Dec 22, 2014
Chaleeee:


A wise man once said..."What shall it profit a man to slap Usain Bolt and run away..."

Jazz is not a respecter of distance o

Nna dis ya post just cracked me up dis early momo. I like ya humour. cheesy

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Funjosh(m): 7:07am On Dec 22, 2014
Quoting Bible and you dont want to miss sex with a native doc daughter

My advice dont try it cos JESU KRISTI mite just ignore you when the baba start to dey fire you grin

rasojie:
I've been following up this gal for sometime. Came back home for the xmas holidays, and things started getting real. We did hang out yesterday and she has agreed to visit me @ home anytime this week. Now the problem is , she told me her Dad is a native doctor.

According to her, she does not like what her father is in to and she is not a part of it. But deep inside me, I'm afraid. I come from a strong christian family and my mind is telling me this is the unequal yoke talked about in the Bible.

She's fun and adventurous and sex might happen. I don't want to miss that tho. Any advice or experiences?
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by clemz85(m): 7:09am On Dec 22, 2014
temitemi1:
U can take light to their darkness...

you are so optimistic,

Op can you take the bait?

I challenge thee
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by illicit(m): 7:10am On Dec 22, 2014
What an hypocrite, she is a daughter of a juju man and u r suppose to be from a 'strong xtian family' yet u said sex myt happen. What are u against? That her father is a sinner? Or dat u involve in premarital sex? So u think u av a chance to make heaven b4 him despite ur sex life because he isnt a xtian, hes just a jujuman

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Telvinsahpa: 7:11am On Dec 22, 2014
Talk to her if she change and accept christ preach to her , and go ahead . But wait a second, u are from a strong christian home n u want to have pre marital sex? Hmmmmmmm be kiaful , any well am not judging though
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Funjosh(m): 7:11am On Dec 22, 2014
Serious thick darkness

Tallesty1:
The OP himself is in darkness.
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by clemz85(m): 7:12am On Dec 22, 2014
Funjosh:
Quoting Bible and you dont want to miss sex with a native doc daughter

My advice dont try it cos JESU KRISTI mite just ignore you when the baba start to dey fire you grin


Op did you hear this one?
chill and just think about it
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by agarawu23(m): 7:12am On Dec 22, 2014
Marc9:


You come from a strong christian family, and sex might happen when she comes over to your place, right? So is that what your strong christian family taught you? They thought you to indulge in pre-marital sex right?!
exactly! I dnt see d christianity in him, if nt why will he b thinking of avin sex bfore marriage as a good xtain sad

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Olasum(f): 7:12am On Dec 22, 2014
Does her father's believe affects your relationship?

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by SupaC(m): 7:13am On Dec 22, 2014
Ogbeni i no dy dat syd::*whistle,wjistle,whistle*
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by ogawisdom(m): 7:15am On Dec 22, 2014
grin na one chance things ooooo

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by DesChyko: 7:15am On Dec 22, 2014
You can't have your cake and eat it too.

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by okiezman(m): 7:15am On Dec 22, 2014
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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Slimmos(m): 7:15am On Dec 22, 2014
Last week Monday 6am.. Na witches and wizards thread we wake up see... Dis week Monday same time.. Na another herbalist thread we wake up see.. Holyghost fire
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Nobody: 7:16am On Dec 22, 2014
OP, stop deceiving yourself. What is unequally yoked when you are already planning sex in your heart? Is that not hypocrisy? Two parallel lines never meet.

Dude wake up, you are equally yoked, you probably just sin differently from her dad.

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Dosoq(f): 7:17am On Dec 22, 2014
O boy,if ur intention is 2 eat from her honey pot,I'll advise u free her n let go,moreover,whr did u guys meet? cos I'm so curious 2 know dt we still av herbalists,e jst dey sound lik "yourba film titled- Omo babalawo"......... lols
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Beennkumar(m): 7:17am On Dec 22, 2014
Smh.
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Deiok(m): 7:18am On Dec 22, 2014
itstpia100:


Its monday, cut the crap.

You people need real jobs.
Coming from a troll like you. If you dont want to see the post, just simply pop your eye balls with a needle.

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Nobody: 7:18am On Dec 22, 2014
agarawu23:
exactly! I dnt see d christianity in him, if nt why will he b thinking of avin sex bfore marriage as a good xtain sad

The girl's father might even be a better person than some of the OP's family members!

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Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Koninda(m): 7:19am On Dec 22, 2014
agarawu23:
exactly! I dnt see d christianity in him, if nt why will he b thinking of avin sex bfore marriage as a good xtain sad
The guy is here 4 jokes....he's a big liar
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by MagicfaceTM: 7:22am On Dec 22, 2014
temitemi1:
U can take light to their darkness...
not when sex is involve who is decieving who.to be free from such yoke quit d relationship now
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by iceberylin(m): 7:23am On Dec 22, 2014
woky:
If ur advice for Him is "Run", than wher lays the essence of Love??
Na only the run part you read undecided
Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Wisegeek01(m): 7:23am On Dec 22, 2014
Dangerous Love !!

I've seen that movie B4

grin

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