nanauju:
I rep #naijababes it's in us. if u guys like talk from now till 31st, person wey no wan change no go change

FLAWLES:
Mtsswww;Thank God am not guilty of any;

woky:
Irrelevant comment..

eighTHREAD:
Ever checked a girl's phone for pictures before? Even if you haven't, so long you have females on your whatsapp, bbm and facebook list, you will always be bugged by their stereotypical picture updates. Below is a list of pictures you are certainly going to find on a Naija babe's phone.

*pictures of foreigners on the internet are used so as to protect the rights of Naija babes cos if I say make I use the ones wey dey my phone ehn..... [size=88pt]1.shoprite[/size]after succesfully nabbing a maga who spends his hard earned money on them at the supermarket, you find them taking countless shots of pictures at every aisle at the supermarket just to keep a record of the day's market . Na dem dey use camera flashes dey blind person for shoprite. Who I go blame if not yeye guys. [size=88pt]2.hairstyle[/size]the only time this set of girls reply your chat is when you comment about their DP which shows them wearing a new hairdo that looks shimmery as if dey rob groundnut oil on it. They update their profile picture the very moment they leave the salon leaving a smart guy with the idea of why they hadn't done that in a while [img]http://www.hairsyera.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/girl-hair-style-10.jpg[/img] [size=88pt]3. Passenger Seat[/size] na this one dey vex me pass. A month doesn't go by without me coming across a picture of a naija babe at the passenger seat of a car with seat belt strapped. Can't they be behind the steering wheel? Abi females no dey get car? Maybe it's aristo tinz [size=88pt]4.cute baby[/size] there are so many guys walking the streets with balls full of generations yet this girls won't beg them to give them a pinch of it, rather they prefer to flaunt the cute pictures of another person's baby, most times that of a total stranger [size=88pt]5.unclad pix[/size] this is the only reason why I like to handle a naija babe's phone . I wonder why they keep such pix on their phone? Maybe to send to their sugar daddy/bobo incase he needs to self service cos she's too far away. Well, a smart blogger knows what to do with such. As am not a blogger, what do I do with the sex video of a married woman in ajuwon that I found on a phone memory card which I found on the floor at shoprite ikeja? I wonder when I'll start seeing pictures of construction sites, project supervisions, presentation pictures etc on their phones. *A counter thread can't be created cos ladies got nothing on guys* [size=88pt]6.pouting lips[/size] na dis wan too much. D tin no even dey make dem fine sef. Abeg I no fit shout, just look below . Guilty or not guilty?

aristocrazzy:
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

aristocrazzy:
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

aristocrazzy:
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

Silkmoth33:


Repent fire!!!

Pisha upload right here right now or we don't believe ya!

naijaboiy:

You twist your sentences sometimes

Thank God I caught this one

Thanks

niggereyez:


Just the perfect reply!
Tnx.

FISH BRAIN

Xsolutions:
FISH BRAIN

Janeify:
this comments is tempting me to make a harsh comment but i won't
Guy,Naija girls don't have fish brains ;your sisters don't and your mum's brainis not made of fish scales/whatever.so,why the generalization?

Ebubest:
dats gud but o.p. if ur girl get unclad pix 4 her fone no mean say all girls dey do am, as 4 me my girl no get am 4 her fone

happyzed0:
I dnt ve unclad pix on my fone

aristocrazzy:
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

2rez:

Yo name said it all,lol.

Kirinwa:


He's probably heartbroken. He'll get over it.

Besides op that pouting pishure killed it for me. Couldn't help laughing.

M4gunners:
Ah i thought you are one of the wife Material that was listed last week? Nairalanders keep deceiving themselves.

naijaboiy:
Why are you using Large fonts to highlight your points

eighTHREAD:
this your comment will certainly get likes. Don't ask me why

nnekamezor:
LOL, dude u get bad mouth ooo....

Janeify:
i knew that someone will come up with this issue but i care less and i don't owe you an explanation, do i?
Besides, i don't remember telling YOU that I'm looking for a husband


Between,i never knew i had many stalkers like this

chimkaire:
I'm not a Naija babe then...

M4gunners:
I don't have anything against you Sister.My comment was meet to the Op of that Thread for crediting you guys as perfect nairalanders who don't insult someone. Nobody is perfect that is all i have to say.