SO YOU’VE GONE/GOING home to your old village to spend Christmas with the parents.

Well, Watch Out Cause You Gotta See At Least One Of These People.

1: Old classmates: Oh, look who’s back too.(We all hear this statement when we meet old time pals.) After exchanging niceties you’ll spend the rest of the evening avoiding each other if they are after your pocket. Some of them are really cool to hang out with.

2. The old colleague: You worked with this person or s/he was your best man/woman during your school years, but haven’t spoken to them since last year, on Christmas Eve, because you always see them on Christmas Eve. No matter what you’ve been through, conversation will always come back to the other people you mutually worked with.

3: The Newscaster: The knows about everything, all relationships, all breakups, all marriages, abortions, and every single call your crush recieves, just name it. They know everything.

4: People Who Are Rearching For Their Missing Rib: These ones are easy to spot, it is written all over their them that they are not in the village for xmass. It can be seen from the way they dress, talk, greet rich folks etc.

5: People Who Try To Be And Live Like The People In Town: These ones are everywhere, they stay in the village but once it is xmass time they will try in every possible way to upgrade to the level of those that will come back from the city.

6: People Who do No Other Business Except Farming. I call them the real village people, these folks are quite, you hardly see them in joints. They only visit you in the evening when all the little ones have gone out. They will gist until late in the night then they will excuse themself to go and attend to one thing or the other.

7: People Who Are Not Bothered With High Standard Of Living: Pheww, I call these folks the Malaysian guys. They spend money like it grow on trees, they buy beer in crates, they carry the finest babes. You heart is darned if their kind fall for your girlfriend.

8: People Who Practice Witchcraft and Other Form Of Spiritualism And Divination: These ones wear rings and amulets to scare people, they always bragg about all the nothings they have done to people. They want people to respect and fear them.

9: The Gossipers: The only known different between these group and the Newscasters is that they spice their story with lies to make it more interesting; especially when the gist is in your favour or when you buy them drinks.

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Tallesty1:
SO YOU’VE GONE/GOING home to your old village to spend Christmas with the parents.

Well, Watch Out Cause You Gotta See At Least One Of These People.

1: Old classmates: Oh, look who’s back too.(We all here this statement when we meet old time pals.) After exchanging niceties you’ll spend the rest of the evening avoiding each other if they are after your pocket. Some of them are really cool to hang out with.

2. The old colleague: You worked with this person or s/he was your best man during your school years, but haven’t spoken to them since last year, on Christmas Eve, because you always see them on Christmas Eve. No matter what you’ve been through, conversation will always come back to the other people you mutually worked with.

3: The Newscaster: He knows about everything, all relationships, all breakups, all marriages, abortions, and every single call your crush recieves, just name it. They know everything.

4: People Who Are Rearching For Their Missing Rib: These ones are easy to spot, it is written all over their body that they are not in the village xmass. It can be seen from the way they dress, talk, greet rich folks etc.

5: People Who Try To Be And Live Like The People In Town: These one are everywhere, they stay in the village but once it is xmass time they will try in every possible way to upgrade to the level of those that will come back from the city.

6: People Who do No Other Business Except Farming. I call them the real village people, these folks are quite, you hardly see them in joints. They only visit you in the evening when all the little ones have gone out. They will gist until late in the night then they will excuse themself to go and attend to one thing or the other.

7: People Who Are Not Bothered With High Standard Of Living: Pheww, I call these folks the Malaysian guys. They spend money like it grow on trees, they buy beer in crates, they carry the finest babes. You heart is darned if their kind fall for your girlfriend.

8: People Who Practice Witchcraft and Other Form Of Spiritualism And Divination: These ones wear rings and ammulets to scare people, they always bragg about all the nothings they have done to people. They want people to respect and fear them.

9: The Gossipers: The only known different between these group and the Newscasters is that they spice their story with lies to make it more interesting; especially when the gist is your favour or when you buy them drinks.

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Tosyn2Much.


I Just Upgraded My Os To Tosyn v5.0 And The First Thing That Poped up in My Brain Was The Idea To Create This Thread.

hmmmmmmmm

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People that have never left the village also

All these kind of people inside one village?

Front Page material

davo90tico:

hmmmmmmmm

Habba bro, you 4 allow me to proof-read my work b4 u quote nah. See as all my typos just dey look me.



Errrrrm, bro you fit edit am?

Beesluv:
People that have never left the village also

These ones dey believe lies eeeh! They like news pass anything and they will believe anything you tell them.

Tallesty1:
Habba bro, you 4 allow me to proof-read my work b4 u quote nah. See as all my typos just dey look me.



Errrrrm, bro you fit edit am?

lol sorry bout that my bad

10. People who travelled because others are travelling.

Here to read comments

People that always mind there business

politricks:
10. People who travelled because others are travelling.

No shi shi 4 pocket

pickabeau1:
Here to read comments

lmao............

igwe4gold:
People that always mind there business

No nonsense at all

The ones who go to show off their wealth or newly acquired properties mostly cars

the village jester and drunkard who the people of the village pray never to be like.

Everybody with his/her own pattern

#OkBye

okkk okkk okkkkkkk

.you forgot the VIP, our surname is very popular, we roll in convoy, close up the village bar, buy every thing in village church bazaar, we donate most in community projects, our family cook Christmas rise for multitude and all them village chicks always want your attention.

hmmm

8: People Who Practice Witchcraft and
Other Form Of Spiritualism And Divination:
These ones wear rings and ammulets to scare
people, they always bragg about all the nothings
they have done to people. They want people to
respect and fear them

Na dis one make me take Lagos do village!
#i love my life!

The observant like the op.
he observe first then he cum
Nairaland to update.

people that will go wt the intention of bleeping village gals

As long as the topic starts with "10 types of...."



It must make FP....


SMH

Ok

Village, can't remember when last?