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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by prettyjo(f): 10:15pm On Dec 24, 2014
Truth24:
Not really.... #location of ur pix though
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Bsmartt(m): 12:27am On Dec 25, 2014
@Op sorry if I may ask. Did you have the intention of slaughtering a pregnant goat for Christmas initially?. if yes, Then That's too wild. Just asking no offence. Thanks
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by lepasharon(f): 4:05am On Dec 25, 2014
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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Medunah: 4:21am On Dec 25, 2014
Bsmartt:
@Op sorry if I may ask. Did you have the intention of slaughtering a pregnant goat for Christmas initially?. if yes, Then That's too wild. Just asking no offence. Thanks
Exactly @truth24, wat if she wanst due till next month, were u planning on killing a pregnant goat 4 christmas?
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 8:46am On Dec 25, 2014
Let the goat live to take care of its kids.That goat must be very spiritual.Very sad story.
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truth24(m): 11:45am On Dec 25, 2014
Medunah:

Exactly @truth24, wat if she wanst due till next month, were u planning on killing a pregnant goat 4 christmas?
Lolzzz me I didn't even notice its pregnant ooo, abi I even sabi..... Just started seeing her breast getting bigger and bigger, next thing e don born....its lucky sha
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Etetejake(m): 12:35pm On Dec 25, 2014
It happened to us in 2010. instead of goat we ate chicken. Two years later, it happened again, only that time the goat was killed b4 we culd know it was pregnant.
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by saintneo(m): 1:13pm On Dec 25, 2014
felixzo1:
this same thing happen to my family when i was younger 25 years ago,my dad had to rush and buy a ram instead of the prefered goat.it cause some misunderstanding between my grand mother and my mum then. see enough quarel just on top goat head. we ended up not killing the goat. thats how we started keeping goats.

A big lifeline for that nannygoat.

Get a billygoat for your Christmas.
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by pamcode(m): 2:16pm On Dec 25, 2014
lwkmd o na bad market be that my broda o, you must not kill the goat o i it a crime against nature which is punishable by running stomach and diarrhoea.
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by aspirebig: 2:20pm On Dec 25, 2014
Sparkle777:


Soo funny but sound advice.
Bizness comes in various guises.


Confirmed and sure things. If I were the op,I won't sell the goat. I have enough space in the compound to rear the goat.

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 2:28pm On Dec 25, 2014
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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truckpusher(m): 2:29pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tashamania:
grin grin
You go fear thread na grin grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truckpusher(m): 2:30pm On Dec 25, 2014
cococandy:
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Ok seriously . Don't kill itangry
Hana Na person future mama Una wan kill like that? Wetin d Pikin go do?
This is the most hilarious comment of the day.

Nairalanders are just crazy grin grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 2:34pm On Dec 25, 2014
Truckpusher:
You go fear thread na grin grin

My own be say, why e dey family section? grin grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truckpusher(m): 2:37pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tashamania:


My own be say, why e dey family section? grin grin
For the entire family men and women as well as families to be to learn one or two things from it. cheesy


The goat wicked no be small grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 2:38pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tallesty1:
'em go chop the pikin on new year.

My thoughts exactly!


This is d Obvious solution! Lol!
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 2:43pm On Dec 25, 2014
Etetejake:
It happened to us in 2010. instead of goat we ate chicken. Two years later, it happened again, only that time the goat was killed b4 we culd know it was pregnant.

So una chop the foetus join.

Extra meat.
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 2:46pm On Dec 25, 2014
Truckpusher:
For the entire family men and women as well as families to be to learn one or two things from it. cheesy


The goat wicked no be small grin

what could possibly be learnt from this biko? grin


No be the goat fault say im get belle naa cheesy
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truckpusher(m): 2:49pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tashamania:


what could possibly be learnt from this biko? grin


No be the goat fault say im get belle naa cheesy
That goat should be arraigned before a local magistrate.

She had all the time in the world to go for an abortion but she didn't. grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 2:51pm On Dec 25, 2014
Truckpusher:
That goat should be arraigned before a local magistrate.

She had all the time in the world to go for an abortion but she didn't. grin

Go forth ye into the world and multiply, thus says the Lord! angry


Why you go dey support abortion like this? grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truckpusher(m): 2:54pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tashamania:


Go forth ye into the world and multiply, thus says the Lord! angry


Why you go dey support abortion like this? grin
Nne ,look during christmas period like this,any livestock that ended up pregnant should be scrutinized properly for not using protection or her pills . grin grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 3:00pm On Dec 25, 2014
Truckpusher:
Nne ,look during christmas period like this,any livestock that ended up pregnant should be scrutinized properly for not using protection or her pills . grin grin


Hahahahah..

I just dey imagine he-goats with condoms, e go make brains grin grin
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truckpusher(m): 3:03pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tashamania:


Hahahahah..

I just dey imagine he-goats with condoms, e go make brains grin grin
Smh grin

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 3:07pm On Dec 25, 2014

Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by anonimi: 3:13pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tashamania:


what could possibly be learnt from this biko? grin

No be the goat fault say im get belle naa cheesy

For where there is a valid question, one must try to offer a valid response =>

Thou shalt not chop/ plan to chop a pregnant living being, be it goat, other animal or even human woman being paapa cheesy

That may just be the 11th commandment that was lost in translation grin

Oya oh, teacher, na wetin be my score na?
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Truckpusher(m): 3:15pm On Dec 25, 2014

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 3:17pm On Dec 25, 2014
anonimi:


For where there is a valid question, one must try to offer a valid response =>

Thou shalt not chop/ plan to chop a pregnant living being, be it goat, other animal or even human woman being paapa cheesy

That may just be the 11th commandment that was lost in translation grin

Oya oh, teacher, na wetin be my score na?

You go repeat class two times I swear.. grin

OP said the goat already gave birth and as such, is no longer pregnant tongue
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by anonimi: 4:07pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tashamania:


You go repeat class two times I swear.. grin

OP said the goat already gave birth and as such, is no longer pregnant tongue

Nor worry, na im make I use the word 'plan to' chop smiley
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Nobody: 4:08pm On Dec 25, 2014
anonimi:


Nor worry, na im make I use the word 'plan to' chop smiley

you are still repeating a class tongue

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Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by soonest(f): 5:27pm On Dec 25, 2014
Bsmartt:
@Op sorry if I may ask. Did you have the intention of slaughtering a pregnant goat for Christmas initially?. if yes, Then That's too wild. Just asking no offence. Thanks
I was wondering o.
Op, una buy pregnant goat for xmas abi na for una house e carry belle
Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by oweniwe(m): 8:05am On Dec 26, 2014
Tashamania:


Hahahahah..

I just dey imagine he-goats with condoms, e go make brains grin grin

that means the he goat owner go dey fix and remove the condom everytime the he goat wan fvck be dat..... Abi how goat go use him hoof fix condom for im blockos ?

And if the he goat is too agressive and condom slip inside or the holy water too much so tey, e overflow wash condom from goat prieck, na the she goat owner to carry hand put inside the she goat totori to remove the trapped condom.... Abi how will the she goat piss the condom out of its pooshiee ......??....

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