Lilamartedi:
*spreads mat* Truckpusher bring me a can of coke and popcorn

Suddenly I'm your errand boy, abi ?

Unibenstudent:
love letter to Kristina1
Your smiles drives me wild,out of the rest u shine..I have been hiding my feelings from u,but on this day of boxing,I open up this box of love for u,Kristina u r a symbol of African beauty ,natural flawless skin,ur aura and presence warms my soul..I prefer to hear what u have to say than listen to songs by tiwa savage and co,,ur words are like chilled la casera drink to my heart,,Kristina u are beautiful.

After all the big brother advice I gave to you this is what you came up with to embarrass guys on NL?

Truckpusher:
After all the big brother advice I gave to you this is what you came up with to embarrass guys on NL?

u no go understand

Unibenstudent:
u no go understand

I got the drift but you don't have to sound sex starved over one inconsequential girl that gives it to one inconsequential boy for free.

Lemme tell you something ,98% of the girls we chase around and die for are probably being used like a toilet paper by one insignificant boy that can't speak before you.This is the reason why you take these things cool,calm and collected ,bidding your time and strike when the time is right with precision and accuracy.

Make another thread and ask her to come and see you now - This is how a man talks and the ladies would get the message.

Truckpusher:
I got the drift but you don't have to sound sex starved over one inconsequential girl that gives it to one inconsequential boy for free.

Lemme tell you something ,98% of the girls we chase around and die for are probably being used like a toilet paper by one insignificant boy that can't speak before you.This is the reason why you take these things cool,calm and collected ,bidding your time and strike when the time is right with precision and accuracy.

Make another thread and ask her to come and see you now - This is how a man talks and the ladies would get the message.

Kristina1 say I should exercise patience though.I think that's a positive reply

Unibenstudent:
Kristina1 say I should exercise patience though.I think that's a positive reply

That's the most ridiculous reply you can ever get from a lady.

Don't you ever be a standby boyfriend for any girl.Mbanu

Truckpusher:
That's the most ridiculous reply you can ever get from a lady.

Don't you ever be a standby boyfriend for any girl.Mbanu

wow,so if a lady tells u oga truckpusher give me time to think this out,u won't respect her opinions?

Unibenstudent:
wow,so if a lady tells u oga truckpusher give me time to think this out,u won't respect her opinions?

I can wait but not for more than 24 hrs.

What else is she going to be thinking about if she has already made up her mind to do or not to do - Give me the goddamn answer ,no time chasing after one lady bro,your time is precious.

Truckpusher:
I can wait but not for more than 24 hrs.

What else is she going to be thinking about if she has already made up her mind to do or not to do - Give me the goddamn answer ,no time chasing after one lady bro,your time is precious.

na wa oh,bro this ur woman wrappering dey masters/PhD level..my own dey common entrance level

Unibenstudent:
na wa oh,bro this ur woman wrappering dey masters/PhD level..my own dey common entrance level

What I'm teaching is the direct opposite of woman wrappering.....read it again and see for yourself.

Raising a whole thread for a girl that is probably under the arms of another man right now is the highest level woman wrappering ,but I'm here to teach you on how to land the love of your life without woman wrappering.

Truckpusher:
What I'm teaching is the direct opposite of woman wrappering.....read it again and see for yourself.

Raising a whole thread for a girl that is probably under the arms of another man right now is the highest level woman wrappering ,but I'm here to teach you on how to land the love of your life without woman wrappering.

no I trust Kristi ,Kristi is in her room inside the four walled fence of her amiable parents house.

Unibenstudent:
no I trust Kristi ,Kristi is in her room inside the four walled fence of her amiable parents house.

You can only trust a woman when she's right under you nak.ed

Truckpusher:
You can only trust a woman when she's right under you nak.ed

so u mean we can't trust 99% female nairalanders?

Unibenstudent:
so u mean we can't trust 99% female nairalanders?

Not just only Nairalanders.

Truckpusher:
Not just only Nairalanders.

bro ,there is still hope ,keep hope alive,there are still some good lot among Nigerians.

Unibenstudent:
bro ,there is still hope ,keep hope alive,there are still some good lot among Nigerians.

I never said that all Nigerian girls are bad.

Hope is good, but hoping hopelessly on hope is bad.

ShahzadNonso:


Where have you been since?
I've been looking all over NL 4 you and you are here laffing
how's you btw?

M guuuuud!

Truckpusher:
I never said that all Nigerian girls are bad.

Hope is good, but hoping hopelessly on hope is bad.

hopelessly,don't worry when we are together I and Kristi ,I will remind u about this ur scepticism

MzzTega:

M guuuuud!

tega how far?

Unibenstudent:
tega how far?

Ayam jx hia

MzzTega:

Ayam jx hia

u are just hia,so na only u waka come?

Unibenstudent:
u are just hia,so na only u waka come?

lol...yes ooo. Na so i c am o
*runs of to sch*

MzzTega:

lol...yes ooo. Na so i c am o
*runs of to sch*

na wa so u follow attend chibok secondary school,how u take escape kidnappers?

Unibenstudent:
I wan use am for new year groove,,I don't know where to see that type of glass.

Search well

Unibenstudent:
na wa so u follow attend chibok secondary school,how u take escape kidnappers?

u being one of d kidnappers was a great help.

LadyCaty:


Search well

can I get it on konga or jumia?

MzzTega:

u being one of d kidnappers was a great help.

so u were the girl I told to run as fast as she could,wow this world is a small world ,of all places we meet again on nairaland.

Unibenstudent:
so u were the girl I told to run as fast as she could,wow this world is a small world ,of all places we meet again on nairaland.

yeah.....afta begging for d tin,u actually asked me to run fast as i could into d camp nt knwing i found my way out
for ur mind nw u help person.lol

MzzTega:

yeah.....afta begging for d tin,u actually asked me to run fast as i could into d camp nt knwing i found my way out
for ur mind nw u help person.lol

which thing I beg for

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Wow u r one sharp lady though anyway I have renounce my allegiance to them ,I am now in the Nigerian army,helping to save lives and property

Dahjhi:
sleep wif u keh? 17years terms nor be beans fah

who wan sentence me?

Unibenstudent:

which thing I beg for

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Wow u r one sharp lady though anyway I have renounce my allegiance to them ,I am now in the Nigerian army,helping to save lives and property

oga..she don accept you?..

chibwike:
oga..she don accept you?..

me confused of,she say I should be patient,,na patience I dey do now fah