Cheadiva:
dis gt me laffing....d one i experienced was bouh my whatsapp dp...i uploadd a pic...popsi calld later dat nyt and said dat ur picture s hot,ur dressing s a sgn of immorality,s dah wat u wear in skul?? blah blah...i cldnt laff ehn

ireneony:
I didn't see...cos I don't live my life on nairaland

Yeye de smell

haibe:
lol

vizkiz:
mum sent an "invite" on bbm(how did she even get my pin sef)...after delaying for 2weeks she called

Mum: don't tell me those your dry pant girls(what the f** does she meant by that) Don't want you to accept the invite i sent...

Me: Hell no! I aren't gonna add you to my list... just stay on facebook i guess that's enough

Mum: (she called my name in full) so you now have a girlfriend

Me: Oh mum don't start with that again

Mum: alright, just make sure you call her whenever you want to ask for cash #drops call

Mehn...i added with immediate effect

But i deleted and blocked her few weeks later...Mehn the woman will always complain at my every post(s) and Dp ...it got to a time the only pictures i upload are Jesus's related articles

haibe:
lmao, something similar has happened to me

LoL,,how was it like?

vizkiz:
mum sent an "invite" on bbm(how did she even get my pin sef)...after delaying for 2weeks she called

Mum: don't tell me those your dry pant girls(what the f** does she meant by that) Don't want you to accept the invite i sent...

Me: Hell no! I aren't gonna add you to my list... just stay on facebook i guess that's enough

Mum: (she called my name in full) so you now have a girlfriend

Me: Oh mum don't start with that again

Mum: alright, just make sure you call her whenever you want to ask for cash #drops call

Mehn...i added with immediate effect

But i deleted and blocked her few weeks later...Mehn the woman will always complain at my every post(s) and Dp ...it got to a time the only pictures i upload are Jesus's related articles

[size=15pt]Cant Stop Laughing [/size]

naijaboiy:

LoL,,how was it like?

haibe:
told her she was my course mate and she was like hmmmn, ma pa iró ni be. . She was just my course mate anyway

That's why I hate that whatsapp, even people u don't want can stalk or check u up.

LoL...I only have one contact of my family member. I dumped the rest on facebook where i'm hardly active

Janeify:
Mine was when i showed her some pictures and she started swiping,she was like 'who is that boy ',i answered 'a friend 'and she said 'stop making friends with boys '
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This is epic

naijaboiy:

LoL...I only have one contact of my family member. I dumped the rest on facebook where i'm hardly active

ireneony:
Your mum needs to flog u

Whenever my mum ask, if I have a boyfriend.....
My reply is no o.
When the guy is ready to marry me, then I can boast fully tell her I have a fiance .

Nor bi me dem go dey count boys follow

Cheadiva:
dis gt me laffing....d one i experienced was bouh my whatsapp dp...i uploadd a pic...popsi calld later dat nyt and said dat ur picture s hot,ur dressing s a sgn of immorality,s dah wat u wear in skul?? blah blah...i cldnt laff ehn

bisous:

Mine was just a sleeveless top ooh on my profile pic and my dad started a sermon I jejely blocked him and whenever I have a pic that won't hurt him I unblock for a while

Cheadiva:
lol..so many blocked relatives

naijaboiy:
Saw this picture and it got me smiling

I had experienced it one time when my mum was going through my phone and she asked me the same question.

The person in the pic is not me but it relates to my story.

How many of you guys have experienced this?

defendedvictim:
My mum thinks I am a saint..so, she doesn't ask me anything. The last time she saw me standing with a girl, she only said 'she was your classmate in Skool right?'. Of course she is . Well, long story short, I haven't been in such situation b4 @op

Natasha2:
This one is small, my sisters friend is in in a bigger ish, his mum accuses him of being gay because he doesn't have a gf and he doesn't bring girls home. Sometimes she buys him stuff to give to his gf and he'll be like mum I don't gave a girlfriend, then she'll start screaming that she gave birth to a homosexual because she has never seen him with a girl

There was once his friend came visiting "boy'" they were both in d room and his friend was shirt-less and the door was closed, when his mum came in she gave him this I don catch you look , since that day his life has never remained the same. She said she'll start buying boxers for him he to give his boyfriend That lady is something else.

Emyben:
lol...okay. Mine was kinda funny.
My kid sisters accessed my phone without my knowing. As they prolly scrolled and swiped, they saw a pic of me putting my hand accross the waist of a girl . Gobe!

They shouted in Unison MUMMY, EMEKA NOW HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!! . HE IS HOLDING A GIRLS WAIST. Those kids sef.

As expected, my mum asked questions and i kinda lied saying...Mom, she is just a random girl i met at an NFCS dinner night event. She believed me cos i mentioned NFCS which is the nigerian federation of catholic students.

i got just few other experiences tho

Richiy:


Ehen I know your type well well