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Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(m): 5:40am On Dec 29, 2014
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form grin

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat grin . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off grin

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted

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Written - Tosyne2much

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by eistien(m): 5:54am On Dec 29, 2014
FTC....signs that next year go better.
True
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by TRADELYN: 6:01am On Dec 29, 2014
Wow...I'm impressed with this your write~up!

It shows that you are truly a Nigerian student grin cheesy grin

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by holatin(m): 6:52am On Dec 29, 2014
until I see ten type of olosho, ashi ,prostitude and run girl will I shout and say WETIN !

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by orobs93(m): 6:52am On Dec 29, 2014
the once wey dey form jamesbond inside hall
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by alberto2k(m): 7:01am On Dec 29, 2014
The type dat keeps checking on everyone's work like they wants to assist him/her

Dem go jst dey disturb person nd making someone uncomfortable

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by CrazyScientist: 7:16am On Dec 29, 2014
the one that will collect your answer booklet and nod saying 'simple questions, your lecturer was lenient on you!' mah hear!

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by jerryboiii(m): 7:16am On Dec 29, 2014
Well Not here in Pakistani Bombing College

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(m): 7:18am On Dec 29, 2014
holatin:
until I see ten type of olosho, ashi ,prostitude and run girl will I shout and say WETIN !


Eeeeehhhhnn !!! 10 Types Of Prostitutes ?

No be me go create that kind thread. Abeg swerve go sexuality section tongue

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Holywizard: 7:38am On Dec 29, 2014
de one who climbs/jumbs frm seats to seats knocking,slapping,beating & finally tearing students scripts

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(m): 7:42am On Dec 29, 2014
Holywizard:
de one who climbs/jumbs frm seats to seats knocking,slapping,beating & finally tearing students scripts
hahahahaha lwtmb grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 7:43am On Dec 29, 2014
All this kind thread self?
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by holatin(m): 7:55am On Dec 29, 2014
tosyne2much:
no be me go create that kind thread tongue
hahahahaha ow sure re you.


You wey you never know what you can do.


Gud morning jare
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by alexis007(m): 8:01am On Dec 29, 2014
this boy sef.......you no go carry this 'ten types of everything' enter this new year

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by englishmart(m): 8:01am On Dec 29, 2014
the ones who accept plates of rice, some money and bottles of malt just to free us. They end up sleeping till the exams are over.

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by englishmart(m): 8:05am On Dec 29, 2014
Holywizard:
de one who climbs/jumbs frm seats to seats knocking,slapping,beating & finally tearing students scripts
Dem Nova born that kain invigilator to try am for my side. I go file my paper use am stone am. Or I go wait after the exams. I will use my pistol to blow off someone's head. wink. I mean in the USA o grin

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Dotwillis1(m): 8:07am On Dec 29, 2014
The ones that wil relocate their 'sit' right behind u gan gan... *if i hear say u wan giraffe*

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by englishmart(m): 8:08am On Dec 29, 2014
TRADELYN:
Wow...I'm impressed with this your write~up!

It shows that you are truly a Nigerian student grin cheesy grin


BTW, do you need help/advice regarding your research project?
If yes, email your research issues to tradelyn@gmail.com.
research on what?
You get two heads?

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by AfricanApple(f): 8:09am On Dec 29, 2014
undecided
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Syphax(m): 8:22am On Dec 29, 2014
This Tossyne2much's ten types thread is getting stale.

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(m): 8:33am On Dec 29, 2014
Syphax:
This Tossyne2much's ten types thread is getting stale.
No vex bro

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 8:34am On Dec 29, 2014
The ones that uses the exam hall to make passes at ladies,giving some ladies preferential treatment,and very hard on supposed rival student.

2. The one that came only to sit in one corner like a cripple,peculiar to female invigilators.

3. The one that uses the exam period to boast of how hard the course is,and how many carry-over students are retaking it.

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Syphax(m): 8:35am On Dec 29, 2014
tosyne2much:
No vex bro

smiley We are cool.
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 8:44am On Dec 29, 2014
What of the one that will kill student with mouth odour in the hall In cause of speaking the will wet your answer slip with foul smelling saliva

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by ScapeGoat(m): 8:53am On Dec 29, 2014
Yomieluv:
The ones that uses the exam hall to make passes at ladies,giving some ladies preferential treatment,and very hard on supposed rival student.

2. The one that came only to sit in one corner like a cripple,peculiar to female invigilators.

3. The one that uses the exam period to boast of how hard the course is,and how many carry-over students are retaking it.


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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by ceospecial(m): 8:53am On Dec 29, 2014
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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 8:53am On Dec 29, 2014
Lecturers can be crazy. I remember writing Calculus when this invigilator came to me, he narrated the story of how he wrote a proposal but was nt accepted by the company, he futher said he threatened to sue the company and so on.

I felt like slapping him, he must have thought i was interested anyway. I wanted to cry that day. When it was eventually time to submit, elect engr were to submit to him, as he saw he, he got me a sit beside him as he continued the boring bullshit. I felt like chopping his head off.

The nxt time i saw him in the hall, my mind almost exploded but he pick on anoda person.

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by sbashir10(m): 9:08am On Dec 29, 2014
Noted
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 9:24am On Dec 29, 2014
according to the Beast in Temple Run..life is all about running,overcoming obstacles,making use of opportunities ...then keep running
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by hatux: 9:27am On Dec 29, 2014
The invigilator who keeps boasting of how many students his ever or can supervise.... Like 'go and ask at UI, they know me very well' am I blah blah blah.... And one thing bout 'em is they are talkative...

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 9:30am On Dec 29, 2014
NP Eedris abdulkareem mr lecturer

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by midasbliss(f): 9:33am On Dec 29, 2014
This guy and figure 10 sha.

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