kristina1:

Correct babe

dorlapoh20:

but u suppose make that guy pay oooo. Make him feel the pain too

tosyne2much:
[i] are you exempted from reading your books as well ? Swerve go BRT lane abeg

**quote me again and I will show you pepper **

tosyne2much:
hehehehehe see you.
You small jhor..

You no pass babes wey I dey date, only if you be gold digger

agarawu23:
Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

BecaciaBarbie:

I decided not to reply you....but I wanna see the pepper and tomatoes


Small boys and the word "Swerve" laff no go kee person this morn lolzzzzz.....


I enjoy teasing kids like you sha.....especially kids wey dey think say dem don mature

Hahahahaha see you

Eeeeehn thank you.. You wan derail my thread shey ?

**Holy ghost fire I cast and bind every derailer of this thread**

Abegi e don do jhor. This is not a good way to start the day. Good morning jhor

emusmith:


Two of you, stop this rubbish joor!

it's not something serious.. It was just a playful fight

tosyne2much:
it's not something serious.. It was just a playful fight [/i]

tosyne2much:
hehehehehe see you.
You small jhor..

You no pass babes wey I dey date, only if you be gold digger

quivah:
got this male Buddy around my street, we live close but hardly see.. just of recent he asked me to go out with him.. as I idle reach, I no mind..
so on the d-day, I had another outing (naming ceremony) I decided to go meet the guy late(we were to meet at a place) which was just along my destination to the ceremony..
I wan use one stone kill two birds so..

I was on bike when his call came in,


hello, I'm at Nirvana with some of our pals..come there!

shoo!!! that wasn't our plan
I eventually went there, he came out to take me in.. on sighting me, I noticed the surprise on his face.. like weytin be this

I expected it tho, not wanting to show his surprise..he buckled up and took me to the table. I noticed he kept a lil distance I was uneasy but just summoned courage.
on getting to the table, I saw my guys and girls , exchanged greetings and sat down. they looked surprised too.. the guy(that Invited me) was virtually the only one without a babe so I guess I was to be his date ..only for the guy to use style bone me, go dey dance with some other lonely girls at the other table.

I felt so stupid!! gisted with the free peeps at the table and left the place like 40mins later..

okkk, you wanna know why he changed I wore a native, and was clearly the only one on native at the gathering!!! I was ridiculously outstanding..

but it wasn't my fault.. I had other outing and was unaware there's been a change of location with my guy.. besides I was only supposed to see him..never knew it was a group thing.

he later called the next morning to apologize tho.. but I felt so awkward and funny!!!

AgapeCharis:
smh

ULSHERLAN:





After reading this, i had to check your profile for any pix but i didnt get any No imagination

quivah:

try again later..

you wan compound my shame

BecaciaBarbie:

I decided not to reply you....but I wanna see the pepper and tomatoes


Small boys and the word "Swerve" laff no go kee person this morn lolzzzzz.....


I enjoy teasing kids like you sha.....especially kids wey dey think say dem don mature

BecaciaBarbie:


You wished!!!! When Men are talking....you ought to keep mute....no be your type we dey talk about... little kid! Someday you'd also be a Man...but first....face your books

Now off!!!!

ROZZAYY:

Haba. I've repented na, I just dey talk wetin happen. Lol.

1one:


You mean your nyansh has stopped shaking when you walk?

ROZZAYY:

Yes I tied it wit rubber

MzNelly:


Done that since

Maximillian1:
I was abt 12 years old when this kinda stuff actually took place..I went for a friends birthday party and when it time for the celebrant to dance,the MC told her to call out a guy to dance with.knowing fully well that I could not dance,this girl called my name and I did not respond..adults in the ceremony were all looking around to know the guy that was called but I maintain for my seat..then finally the MC held the girl and told her to take him to the guys seat so as to bring him out..fear almost finish me for that spot and I quickly stood up to run to the toilet and some of my friends held me down to my seat..I was begging them not to allow this happen and I was almost crying praying for the ground to open up ..but finally my bestie stood up and took my place..come and see the disappointment on the girls face...I was already sweating by then o

The bolded got me cracking real hard

kristina1:

Yaaaaay......black truely is beauty.
you are beautiful...#nohomo

tjones007:
My moment was when I finally felt like a superman then batman comes.

There is this girl whose mom shop is my area. Slim, tall, sexy.

On a faithful night I finally summon courage to talk her. I touched her from behind to get her attention. Hi. She replied in kind. Then I heard a voice from the back. Not a friendly voice at all. "What do you want with her"
Looked back it was her mother. I replied she is my old classmate in secondary school.
I was so embarrased that day her last words where. Move joor.

emirate0:

Jesuuu, u suppose commit suicide na

CzarChris:
Easy girl, I've never seen you in an e-fight before, please just let it slide.

Ennyhorlar:
picshure or idontbelieve it

Mcquine:
OK mine was in the lecture hall at school 300 we were having network analysis that morning and I was sitting close to one my course mate (girl) and anything she don't undastand she would whisper it to me and I would explain not knowing that the lecturer was watching us closely na so this man just ask me one very easy question.
LECTURER: Mcquine
ME: SIR (na so I stand up with tension )
LECTURER : express ohms law mathematically
ME: I=V/R , Where I is current, R is resistance and V is velocity. (instead of voltage )
the class burst out with laughter I still corrected myself them no gree o. the man insult me in the presence of the whole class and he said.
LECTURER: from now on his name is VELOCITY
na so the class begin they shout velocity!! I just Sidon with shame. as at then it was not funny at all

BecaciaBarbie:

Lol picture of what ooo

Yask2guy:
Hahahahahaha... That was so funny mehn!
Your moniker being VELOCITY would have been cooler

Mcquine:
OK mine was in the lecture hall at school 300 we were having network analysis that morning and I was sitting close to one my course mate (girl) and anything she don't undastand she would whisper it to me and I would explain not knowing that the lecturer was watching us closely na so this man just ask me one very easy question.
LECTURER: Mcquine
ME: SIR (na so I stand up with tension )
LECTURER : express ohms law mathematically
ME: I=V/R , Where I is current, R is resistance and V is velocity. (instead of voltage )
the class burst out with laughter I still corrected myself them no gree o. the man insult me in the presence of the whole class and he said.
LECTURER: from now on his name is VELOCITY
na so the class begin they shout velocity!! I just Sidon with shame. as at then it was not funny at all