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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by plucky16(m): 7:04am On Dec 30, 2014 |
noetic16: tell us how u came to know this? |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by orimsamsam(m): 7:07am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Mod. Pls move this story to literature section. Op i must commend your powerful imaginative writeup. |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by orimsamsam(m): 7:08am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Mogidi:bro relax. Op may end up telling us gej is heterosexual 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by plucky16(m): 7:18am On Dec 30, 2014 |
op.... how can u be so damn important |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by shakazuldadon: 7:33am On Dec 30, 2014 |
When one thinks he has seen it all on nairaland lol. this guy pops up.... I think when one thinks and writez too much on how life began, who is God and atheism as emphasized by the ops previous topics then this level of madness and schizophrenia is quite small and just the beginning. BTW - I think this is my best story of 2014. 6 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 7:35am On Dec 30, 2014 |
noetic16:Very funny OP 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by oluspencer(m): 7:38am On Dec 30, 2014 |
noetic16: What about your parents or who ever sent you abroad to study 4 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 7:53am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Mogidi: |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by leggo: 7:59am On Dec 30, 2014 |
How has this man gotten hold of a phone at Aro 3 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by dridowu: 8:01am On Dec 30, 2014 |
I love ur write noetic16 but ds thread need to be move to trash. Kolomental 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Collynzo22: 8:14am On Dec 30, 2014 |
You are a great fiction writer. |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 8:33am On Dec 30, 2014 |
andyanders:You almost killed me with laughter 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 9:01am On Dec 30, 2014 |
THIS STORY IS A PIECE OF SHXT OP NEEDS HELP,PSYCHIATRIC HELPHE SEEMS TO BE SUFFERING FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA,DEPRESSION,DELUSIONAL GRANDEUR,ANXIETY,PARANOIA&MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER ALL AT ONCE DOSEN'T HE HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBER TO REGISTER HIM AT ARO 3 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by mekaboy(m): 9:04am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Op is just trying out his writting skills, he has not travel to anywhere outside his bedroom . he is writting the story in numbers because he is copying from full script he is compiling. At this point he is thinking of how to end the story. NOW OP LET ME HELP U CORRECT SOME LOOP WHOLES IN THIS SCRIPT BEFORE U SELL. 1, you are homeless in lagos, where did they locate you twice to attempt to assasinate u? 2, You knew they were after you and wer not afraid to keep going back to the govt house and aso rock. 3, You had no home and money yet u easily borrow money to travel to abuja, is it the freemasons that give u money for food transport and credit to call woman? 4, u keep using the phrase " it became obvious" many times, it suggests u know the end from the begining, change it. 5, if the lady gave u contract which money u won use execute am? 6, I knw the american movies u have watch and trying modify it to work in the Nigerian environment, but u have to remove some parts to m ask it work. If not alot of questions will come up. edit the areas i mentioned before going to meet any producer. Anyway i knw nigerian producer dont have time to criticise or ask questions they just start producing. Goodluck. 10 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by stinggy(m): 9:05am On Dec 30, 2014 |
What marvels me is how an insane man can type this smooth. 2 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by cyprus000: 9:08am On Dec 30, 2014 |
This is interesting 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Ralphlauren(m): 9:13am On Dec 30, 2014 |
stinggy: He is very educated and he studied in the UK. I wonder what he could have done (the real reason and not the freemason jargon he's all about) that led to his deportation. 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by noetic16(m): 9:34am On Dec 30, 2014 |
25. A. mercy badmus awodogan is her full name and right spelling. the DSS spy and internal auditor of fedcam abuja. B. a lot of people have raised posers that i wld normally love to respond to, however, knowing fully well freemason tactics of discrediting anyone who exposes them or simply creating diversions; i have opted to simply stick to the facts and leave each person to make their own conclusions. C. to those who r not freemason but have doubts about my claims, all i say is, pls read this info and keep it as a resource, it might come handy for u if for any reason the masons come after u; cos they boast that they wld one day have full control of d whole world (one world govt) D. to the jaobulon adherents, who assert that i am mentally unstable; i simply laugh in japanese. and i take consolation in the fact that all masons will spend eternity in a lake of fire because of their worship of jaobulon. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by plucky16(m): 9:40am On Dec 30, 2014 |
noetic16: this dude is something else 2 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by goldfish80(m): 9:48am On Dec 30, 2014 |
This man needs help, there's nothing amusing about that fact. IT experts in the house should trace his IP and track his heat maps in other for relevant agencies to whisk him away to a special facility before he hurts himself or someone, since he thinks everyone is Jabulon/free mason or DSs. 5 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by CharlesPhc: 9:51am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Ok, just googled 'Mercy Badmus Awodogan' and saw her pretty face, baby and hubby on fb. While i have few doubts in your story, mentioning real names and real places still gives you the opportunity to prove your claims. I'm following and will ask my questions when you get to the end...!!! 6 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by ninovandross(m): 9:53am On Dec 30, 2014 |
@op nice fiction write up, me dey enjoy d story 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by chamboy(m): 10:05am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Federal Neuro Psychiatric Hospital Yaba caused this, Why would they give inmates Christmas break... 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 10:10am On Dec 30, 2014 |
noetic16: good CV 3 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 10:12am On Dec 30, 2014 |
stinggy:O gbaa tan At a time, I was like...what am I reading? Now, I'm like....did I read this piece 3 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Samzzy94(m): 10:29am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Am just lost . don't know whether to believe d op or not. Coz some of the tinz he wrote about the free mason may be true. Buh i don't believe dat aspect of going to Aso rock, just like dat. Who does dat 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by noetic16(m): 10:55am On Dec 30, 2014 |
25: in the temp absence of a pc to upload my letters, i tot it wise to outline the content of my correspondence to both fashola and gej. my letters to fashola entails the following. a. introduced myself, attached a copy of my birth certificate and affidavit stating d loss of my cert to uk freemason govt; requesting for govt help to recover my certificates n possessions. b. i requested for housing benefit, in lieu of my circumstances as homeless. c. i requested for unemployment benefit, in lieu of my inabilty to enrol for the mandatory nysc in order to be able to procure a job. d. i informed him of my intention to go into large scale manufacturing. e. i requested for manufacturing grant and a piece of land, opining that this venture has d potential of creating over 10, 000 new jobs in lagos. f. i also requested for contracts if any was available. 1 Like |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 30, 2014 |
OP needs help asap 3 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 10:59am On Dec 30, 2014 |
noetic16:@ emboldened 3 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by noetic16(m): 11:06am On Dec 30, 2014 |
26: my requests to fashola are legitimate because: a. i am a citizen of nigeria and an indigene of lagos state. b. it is the responsibilty of my govt to liase with the uk freemason govt to recover my certificates. c. in the absence of accomodation and a source of income it bcoms d responsibility of the govt to provide social security. d. as an aspiring enterpreneur with legitimate business interests, it is incubent on d govt to provide all forms of possible assistance n a viable environment for business to thrive. which explains my request for contracts, grant and land to kickstart large scale manufacturing like dangote. 2 Likes |
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by nduchucks: 11:20am On Dec 30, 2014 |
A writer in the making. If you'd like to profit from your skills, kindly send me an email. I dey wait. But please do not believe for a moment that Freemasons are after you, because if winch wan kill person, de person no dey write story about de winches o. winch go just fly come for night, eat you finish. 1 Like |
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