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6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by ggrin(f): 11:39am On Nov 21, 2014 |
We’ve all read status(s) we don’t particularly enjoy, but there are a few status-trends on Facebook that are universally awful. I’d like to shed some light on the status(s) that should cease to exist Immediately> ![]() 1. The Cliff Hanger “Ugh”, “FML”, “Days like these make me so depressed” You obviously want people to ask what’s going on. About 5% of your Facebook friends will die from curiosity and cave in to ask what’s up, but the other 95% of us know you’re being intentionally vague for attention. It’s annoying. Stop. ![]() 2. The Shocker “Going to the ER”, “Totaled my car” If you’re going to the hospital or you have just been in an accident of some sort, you probably shouldn’t be making a status about it. This is not an appropriate way to tell your friends and family about something bad. If you’re well enough to post on fb, you can make a phone call ![]() 3. The Private Message “Omg I know you have your phone on you, bitches need to text back damn”, “Smh why do people have to talk about me behind my back SAY IT TO MY FACE.” Why do you need to post it all over Facebook? These status(s) are clearly directed at someone in particular. Talk to them. This is a waste of my news feed ![]() 4. The Friend Dump “Just cleaned out my friends list, if you’re reading this, congrats!” Wow thanks, I’m so glad you kept me on your friends list so I can continue to read your pointless statuses. *Deletes* ![]() 5. The Minute-to-Minute Update “Going to bed”, “Time for a shower”, “Laundry is so boring” No YOU are boring. What is the actual point of this? Who are you talking to? There is a reason you have zero likes on this status ![]() 6. The Overly Hashtagged “Going to the gym! #gym #lift #girlsthatlift #cardio #healthylife #getfit #getripped #strong #thebestihaveeverfeltinmylife” Hashtags can be fun when used appropriately. This, on the other hand, is abuse. No one likes to try and pick out the words in a hashtag to figure out what it says. What If Iwroteallmysentenceslikethisnowyouknowhowifeel If you’re guilty of posting any of these kinds of statuses, it’s okay. We all make mistakes. But now you know better ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Ejovwoke(m): 12:43pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Lolzzz. May guy status My guy: I will b offline for the moment,........bla bLa bla.... Mi:how e take affect me and price of garri,who u help?... |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Nobody: 1:42pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
lols am guilty of some of the above sha ooo. ![]() ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Nobody: 1:46pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
And some niggas be like I love you jesus Jesus get facebook acct ni With hash tag.jesuspikin Stewpid people |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Rapsainot(m): 1:50pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
ah don't know the village dah crowned her father. After her useless write up, her hashtag belike #dorofinegeh #princessOfLife... ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by ggrin(f): 2:04pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Rapsainot: ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Nobody: 2:53pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
What is facebook ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Nobody: 3:55pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
The "like" hunters them be like, "click the like button if You like water" as if there's anyone who hates it. ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by herald9: 4:34pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
People still dey use Facebook in this NL age ![]() ![]() #batterylow #signingout |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Bantino(m): 6:31pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Op you try; for once we are not reading some cooked up 'Andyblaze student' write up.... ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by dstnd: 6:40pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
I love to love ds !frontpage ooo |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by ggrin(f): 10:43pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Bantino:I don graduate na ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by iceberylin(m): 11:39pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Incase |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by constance500: 5:58am On Nov 22, 2014 |
I'm coming |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Enosa1(m): 10:20am On Nov 22, 2014 |
brb |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by ggrin(f): 9:41pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Viewing this topic: nickz(m) ![]() ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Nobody: 11:44am On Nov 24, 2014 |
I have fb friends that are guilty of No 1, 3 and 4. Annoying is an understatement. |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by nickz(m): 11:32pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by ggrin(f): 9:26am On Nov 25, 2014 |
nickz: ![]() |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Nobody: 11:37pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
Ejovwoke:u'r a Deltan? |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Ejovwoke(m): 8:35pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ:yep!!!,Warri confirm. |
Re: 6 Facebook Status(s) That Need To Stop Right Now by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
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