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Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 3:01pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Assuming you were told to slap your lover for one million per slap, how many slaps will you give him/her......? For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by naijaboiy: 3:03pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Hot resounding Slap After that... We share the money equally 61 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 3:04pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:you dey very lively today 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 3:04pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:lolz 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Fabdedon(m): 3:05pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:You de even share the money.. Tell am say nah so em take de express love for your village 21 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 3:05pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:this is the beginning of a new drama series between those parties concerned. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 3:05pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I would slap her..and give here 100k from the money to treat the scars |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 3:07pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Fabdedon:new love style 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by naijaboiy: 3:14pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Unibenstudent:Lolz Fabdedon:hehehehe...I gats compensate am small for the slap. chibwike:Yes boss...I don dey online since morning. I say make I give NL time today. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 3:17pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:same here oh...i no go work today day....i even plan to open few threads, update my diary...but my battery just dissapoint me...i don dey charge am sha 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by haywire07(m): 3:17pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I will slap her repeatedly 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Emodeee: 3:18pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
It is mere fiction. U and i knws dat, it cn nvr happen. Y will sm1 tell u to slap ur luver for a million? D person dey craze? 6 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I slap her and ask her for forgiveness with I phone 5..now how's thatt? 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 3:20pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Emodeee:yeah buh jast for fun 3 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by TerraByte(m): 3:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
It depends....$ or N 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 3:28pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
collinsflex:[size=18pt]Money has always been the root of evil..... There are some certain things money cant make me do.... Why the slap nah.....? That is the first question. Anyway it depends on the kind of girl I have. Actually, i will not slap my girl cos of 1 million if the girl worth dying for. This is just like betrayal. I will only slap her if she agrees to it. But, if not no way. I will lose the money, yes, I know but I wont behave like Judas who betrayed his Master. If you can slap your girl for one million naira, you can equally give her up for blood money ritual. I cant swap money with human beings feelings. I cant[/size] 29 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by naijaboiy: 3:31pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
chibwike:Lol eyaah... How new year bin go na? 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
one million per slap? mmm when I'm through with her face,she will need plastic surgery to put it back to normalcy,which i will pay for though 22 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by BluePearls(m): 4:47pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
She wouldn't mind, cus she knows we need the money 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by wunmi590(m): 4:54pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Naijaboiy av said it al 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by LewisO: 4:57pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Anything disgusting that involves money ladies are ready for it no matter what. She will be very glad, after the slap, since she knows iPhone 6, going shopping other things are still pending after that she knows all will get sort. WHY NOT? The slap is welcomed! But 1 million naira isn't a money 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 6:00pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
LewisO:lolz e b like say ur babe like material tins 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Karleb(m): 7:40pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
But 1 million is small now, make it five and I'll make it five. 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Afrok(m): 7:57pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Hehe... U mean the slaps some lovers have been enjoying free of charge? Well am not a violent person but that day ehn, someone will be smelling slap slap . At least she will enjoy the money with me as much as she enjoyed the slaps from me . 4 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Ishilove: 8:20pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I will slap the niqqa so hard, his ancestors will be dizzy. I will eat akpu, then use that akpu power to slap him repeatedly till I can slap no more. Thereafter I will take him to the best clinic for treatment. Girls are not smiling. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Eyop: 8:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Ishilove: You see your life 9 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Ishilove: 8:26pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Eyop:For 1million per slap, Eyop I know you will go to special training school for slapping in order to slap me well 11 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 8:28pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Ishilove:ah dhis girl is damn angry, ah hope say na naijaboy go be your guy |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Tymax(m): 8:37pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
One million what? For N1 million I probably won't..... But for $1 million... Come on! Devil can use somebody. 16 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Vivly(f): 8:37pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Oh boy! I'd so slap. 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Exponental(m): 8:38pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
slap per million.... stop dis illusion n be realistic. 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Vivly:I'll beat him join sef 3 Likes |
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