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Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by babygirlfl: 1:29pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SirShymex: Ok. It makes more sense now. I do like my space sometimes too. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
babygirlfl: Yes, space is very important, hence I'm not yet mentally ready to live with anyone. So, babygirl, can cook?- that's interesting to know, esp. for a feminist. A lot of edi ka ikang, yes? - Darn!! I miss Mama Calabar and the good ol'days when I used to go to St. Raphael's estate in Norf Weezy to jam with my Uncle and cousins. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by SAMBARRY: 1:52pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sophyrocks:he wants company and I have given his potential fans solution.besides that Chris of a guy talks to much.mr marimaso |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 1:59pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: No wonder he just recently divorced his wife. I wonder if his new lover is a baby doll. 2 Likes |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by bukatyne(f): 3:49pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sophyrocks: Just divorced? Considering he's a comedian, not too surprised with the list |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by SAMBARRY: 4:05pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sophyrocks: Na bimbo dey fit their type he's in America and his brain is that shallow while his ego is bigger than the size of fibroid if he was a nigerian living in Nigeria he will have been horrible. In fact some time this year a guy like him who talks to much like him got sacked all thanks to me for orchestrating his sack. I have been putting up with his loose and unbridled mouth especially the way he refers to ladies until he called me a mentally unbalanced patient who's only good at shaking her a55.now he's joined millions of unemployed graduates. Na their type be that. All I need to speed up the sacking is to bring documents and people that are ready to testify against him in disciplinary panel. So it is either you behave like a gentle man with me or no option 3 Likes |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
bukatyne: Yea. he just got divorced. I even heard there was someone new. 1 Like |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: What a shame. Ive always detested men who talk too much. There's always something not right about them. 1 Like |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by SAMBARRY: 4:16pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sophyrocks:exactly |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by cococandy(f): 4:20pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sophyrocks:i guess talking too much is a requirement for being a comedian. He's just doing his job. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
cococandy: Oh yes. I forgot. He is just doing his job. Who am i to judge? |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by bukatyne(f): 4:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sophyrocks: He can teach them to his new wife Happy new year |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
bukatyne: Thanks dear. We thank God for preserving us alive to see another year. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by bassette(m): 4:52pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Now dont be surprised yeah,men who visibly steam and rant on stage actually rarely talk at,home...years ago I read on the famous Ebony mag Bishop T.D Jakes' wife say he's the silent type at home asides posting,pic of him in apron haha...Chris,cud turn out a quiet man behind the curtains u,never know...I love me some quiet..I think 99% of men wud ever give a,'yes' to cuddling 1 Like |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: Kulyie, black men are the same everywhere when it comes to what they desire in women. It's a cultural thing, that's intertwined with blackness - hence only black men can handle the excessive testosterone most black women secrete. You defo. need to leave Nigeria, and travel more - your TV lied to you. You mean the same Chris Rock who has been described as one of the most intelligent/greatest comedians of all time, due to how he infuses realism, and things happening in real time - into his comedy sketches - talks too much? The same guy most folks listen to when he talks, no? We aren't talking about perforated mouth having Steve Harvey, who can't keep a woman, and has been married thrice, here. The same clown who told women to start thinking like a man, and scammed women, to get rich, off that wave. We're talking about one of the legendary comics - who uses reality to create humour, and make folks of all races and backgrounds laugh, while learning a thing or two. Stop it - when Chris Rock speaks, you ought to listen. Can you see why I told you to go enlarge ya batty now cos of what scientists said about women with big bums? 1 Like |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by crackhaus: 8:37pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SAMBARRY:Oh please spare us the tales, it will be a miracle for any man to act gentlemanly around someone as loud, uncouth, and disrespectful, as you - I will not blame any man who refers to you as mentally unbalanced, I mean have you gone through your post history before? Eishhhhh... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by SAMBARRY: 9:05pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
So what. I should now do what? crackhaus: |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by SAMBARRY: 9:06pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Yinmu.na so SirShymex: |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
To put it differently, Chris Rock managed to bash men in a way that would've made the most jaded of feminazis - Angela Dork-in - proud, and yet some men actually applaud and cheer him on. I can't. Chris Rock is a passably-funny nut, but then again I attribute much of his comedy success to his high-pitched voice, and funny-looking face. He's not nearly funny enough to listen to (the true test of comedy), and he's def nowhere in the neighborhood of Dave Chapelle's comedic genius (Tbh I feel a little dirty mentioning them in the same sentence - what blasphemy!). If you ever get a 'chance' to go to one of CR's shows, don't. Save yourself the gas! Better yet, use it as an opportunity to commit your one good deed of the day/month/year/decade by presenting the intended ticket money to a nearby charity, or homeless person instead. In my not-quite-so-humble, but ever-accurate opinion E-Soul 3 Likes |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by lertee(f): 3:30pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Most celebrities be deceiving other men publicly,they preach what they can never try in their homes. 2 Likes |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by armyofone(m): 4:46pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
@ EnlightenedSoul So right there...Dave Chappelle is Where is he? Haven't heard of him since jetting off to somewhere in Africa. @ post I thought everyone wants that too. 1 Like |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
^^ He's been back after that, performing at some shows here and there, but I haven't heard anything recent tbh. I've kinda been under a rock. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by bassette(m): 6:08pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Now the ladies are baring their fangs arrgh!!! |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by 2CatWoman: 8:28pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
SirShymex: You know my old manor?? |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by cococandy(f): 8:49pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
As much as I like Chris rock(sometimes) I've to admit he does tell sexist jokes. Occasionally it is evident the discomfort in his audience and the apparent final oh-well-it-is-a-joke acceptance before they laugh. But we are talking money then. Anything to make it I guess EnlightenedSoul: 2 Likes |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
2CatWoman: Lol, that's my Uncle's bit. What's the bus number that goes there from Kilburn again? I used to be out there a lot back in the day, from St Ralphs, to Stonebridge, to that massive naij church around Wembley axis. A lot of naija uncles and carib wives abound there. My cousins are also half-naija and half-jamaican. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Missy89(f): 9:28pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Missy89: What is the video about? I'm not at home and my battery is about to die. So I can't watch it now. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Missy89(f): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
SirShymex: MVD training video (trying to derail the thread) |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Missy89: Lol, give me an hour then. I should be home by then. Am I gonna get a video of you twerking that batty with it? |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Nobody: 12:15am On Jan 04, 2015 |
@Missy89 I'm sure you know Spetsnaz aren't the Russian special forces. They're just a level or two above the regulars. Alpha Group is the special force, and those guys are brutal as fvck. Nice video though. |
Re: What Men Want According To Comedian Chris Rock.. by Missy89(f): 3:14am On Jan 04, 2015 |
SirShymex: Yeah i know. there are many spetsnaz group. |
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