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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by bablononi(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise:some people sha |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I could never hit a woman,not even for a billion dollars. 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by kehindetayo(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
as long as d slap will not kill him. i wouldn't hesitate, cos at d end we will both spend d money together. to be serious. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by jingh(f): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
tunde come and see something *give him a hot resounding slap * after 2 days brought a new laptop for him while on my kneel. am sorry I was high on weed,forgive me 4 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Who said I won't make more than that by my own diligent hands. Why must I slap even my enemy because of money. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by saaedlee: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I'll stop ASSUMING |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mako007(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Where is the money? |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Zakkyoz: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
i will do it as much as possible because she has slapped me while wooing her. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by victorazy(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
2 slaps |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by dguizman(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
juianne95:u wicked o 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by argon500: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
slap wont be enough.. I will turn her to punching bag to secure the money |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by tunapa2009(m): 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I can never slap my lover for 1 million naira. What is money, if someone you love is the sacrificial lamb!! Love is not wicked neither is it self centred!! The act of slapping her means that you love is less than a million naira(your love for her is less than 1 million naira) 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Florena(f): 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
If I no slap ham, he go vex |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Dreyl: lol lovely reply 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Unibenstudent:With the 1m they are giving you? 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by clemz88(m): 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
juianne95:what's oro? |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by iampartyboy(m): 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I go first go price G-wagon for market b4 I start. she go hail |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by zeetyzin(m): 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
chibwike:scars!!!....u wan carry slap tear d face??...I dey fear u o. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I would slap her just 1000 times (1 thousand times). I am not too greedy! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by juianne95(f): 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
clemz88:dnt worry |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Mzjhulz(f): 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
HELL YEAH |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mourinho18: 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
collinsflex:y not....after-all slap no dy kill..na still we two go flex d cash everlly 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by yomanovic: 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Just to slap! Slap only! Oh boy I go give am very dirty slap. I go con collet the money go buy her any phone of her choice. We still have enough to spend. We go bleep and in the process of bleeping, she self fit con slap me more na. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by luigiajah(m): 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
If You Have Watched Mr Bones... *slap na greeting ** the kin slap you go receive go pass when priest carry pigeon Flog you for face |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by adewasco2k(m): 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
hmmm, i cant do it to my girl now, i wouldnt have mind doing it few weeks back to her |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by olan4ward: 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I wil continue slapping her until I upgrade to Dangote financial level.Meawhile,she must hav taken enough drug to withstand d pain afterall we are goin to enjoy d money together. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by clemz88(m): 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
juianne95:if na curse no problem ur sins are forgiven |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by godwinony(m): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I go add punch.. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Zakkyoz: 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
[quote author=fabiano09 post=29434271]I could never hit a woman,not even for a billion dollars.[/quote hypocrite . |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by juianne95(f): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
clemz88:lolz noo..it means word |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Sweetlemon(f): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Na wa o! Ordinary N1 million? Seun you need to restrategize on how toa attract more finiancially comfortable people. The broke assses have infiltrated your site ehn..... Not nice at all. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Newkidoo(m): 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
collinsflex:I will do it not because of the money but because of the f**cking monĀ£y.. i will probably slap her till forever To be serious, i will never slap her and am sincere |
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