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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by bablononi(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015
MyParadise:

[size=18pt]Money has always been the root of evil.....

There are some certain things money cant make me do.... Why the slap nah.....? That is the first question. Anyway it depends on the kind of girl I have.

Actually, i will not slap my girl cos of 1 million if the girl worth dying for. This is just like betrayal. I will only slap her if she agrees to it. But, if not no way. I will lose the money, yes, I know but I wont behave like Judas who betrayed his Master. If you can slap your girl for one million naira, you can equally give her up for blood money ritual.

I cant swap money with human beings feelings. I cant[/size]
some people sha shocked
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015
I could never hit a woman,not even for a billion dollars.

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by kehindetayo(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
as long as d slap will not kill him. i wouldn't hesitate, cos at d end we will both spend d money together. to be serious.
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by jingh(f): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
tunde come and see something


*give him a hot resounding slap *


after 2 days
brought a new laptop for him while on my kneel.
am sorry I was high on weed,forgive me

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
Who said I won't make more than that by my own diligent hands. Why must I slap even my enemy because of money.
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by saaedlee: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
I'll stop ASSUMING
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mako007(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
Where is the money?
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Zakkyoz: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
i will do it as much as possible because she has slapped me while wooing her.
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by victorazy(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
2 slaps
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by dguizman(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
Till he enters coma grin
u wicked o

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by argon500: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2015
slap wont be enough.. I will turn her to punching bag to secure the money
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by tunapa2009(m): 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2015
I can never slap my lover for 1 million naira. What is money, if someone you love is the sacrificial lamb!! Love is not wicked neither is it self centred!! The act of slapping her means that you love is less than a million naira(your love for her is less than 1 million naira)

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Florena(f): 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2015
If I no slap ham, he go vex
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015
Dreyl:
I won't because i'm already rich..

lol lovely reply

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015
Unibenstudent:
I slap her and ask her for forgiveness with range rover sport..now how's thatt?
With the 1m they are giving you?

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by clemz88(m): 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
oro pawpaw
what's oro?
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by iampartyboy(m): 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015
I go first go price G-wagon for market b4 I start. she go hail
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by zeetyzin(m): 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2015
chibwike:
I would slap her..and give here 100k from the money to treat the scars
scars!!!....u wan carry slap tear d face??...I dey fear u o.
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015
I would slap her just 1000 times (1 thousand times). I am not too greedy!
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by juianne95(f): 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015
clemz88:
what's oro?
dnt worry grin
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Mzjhulz(f): 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015
HELL YEAH embarassed
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mourinho18: 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2015
collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz
y not....after-all slap no dy kill..na still we two go flex d cash everlly

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by yomanovic: 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
Just to slap! Slap only! Oh boy I go give am very dirty slap. I go con collet the money go buy her any phone of her choice. We still have enough to spend. We go bleep and in the process of bleeping, she self fit con slap me more na.
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by luigiajah(m): 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
If You Have Watched Mr Bones... *slap na greeting ** the kin slap you go receive go pass when priest carry pigeon Flog you for face
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by adewasco2k(m): 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
hmmm, i cant do it to my girl now, i wouldnt have mind doing it few weeks back to her grin
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by olan4ward: 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
I wil continue slapping her until I upgrade to Dangote financial level.Meawhile,she must hav taken enough drug to withstand d pain afterall we are goin to enjoy d money together.
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by clemz88(m): 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
dnt worry grin
if na curse no problem ur sins are forgiven grin
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by godwinony(m): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
I go add punch..
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Zakkyoz: 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
[quote author=fabiano09 post=29434271]I could never hit a woman,not even for a billion dollars.[/quote





hypocrite .
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by juianne95(f): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
clemz88:
if na curse no problem ur sins are forgiven grin
lolz noo..it means word
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Sweetlemon(f): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
Na wa o!

Ordinary N1 million?

Seun you need to restrategize on how toa attract more finiancially comfortable people.
The broke assses have infiltrated your site ehn..... Not nice at all.
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Newkidoo(m): 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2015
collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz
I will do it not because of the money but because of the f**cking monĀ£y..

i will probably slap her till forever grin grin grin

To be serious, i will never slap her and am sincere wink

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