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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I will and take her shopping ...spending 300k is gonna make her forgive me. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I no go even waste tym;I would slap the living daylights out of him |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by vosquare: 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise:Story for the gods 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nimblemind(m): 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Op ,don't annoy me biko.. Just drop the address of who is offering this deal, i get something to discuss with him/her! 4 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
chibwike: chai , just 100k for her tears , smh |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Youngzedd(m): 10:26pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sorry, I can't. No.... ............ |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by qualified(f): 10:26pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I will reset him twice for double reward.
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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mbulela: 10:26pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Can we ban these sort of silly topics from making the FP? This is a new year and the silliness exhibited last year on this site needs to change. 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by donbrowser(m): 10:26pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise:To slap you dey hungry me... 6 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by clemz88(m): 10:26pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
juianne95:owk o |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by oneitalia: 10:27pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Even when my babe frustrates me to a point that I should unleash my anger on her I didn't slap her.... So money wouldn't change me 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by smsdigito: 10:27pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:One million of what you are going to collect? what if after slapping her u now receive one million punches from the person that asked you to slap her? because mind you the poster didnt mention what the One million will constitute? for all i care it could just be kicks, or head boot etc. So get clarification first.
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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by tosyne2much(m): 10:27pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
collinsflex:FP tins.. I'm happy 4u bro |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Ilekeh(f): 10:28pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Lmaooooo na which kain question be this? |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by abbey621(m): 10:28pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Depends on your finanacial situation, if you make more than that per month, then no need to do the act but if you are living in a face me face u and dinner no sure, if u no slap am na SIN! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise: Mtchewwwww...even your babe go slap you for not slapping her As for me I will slap her out of poverty 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by seunique(m): 10:29pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise:story for the gullibles Mehn i go slap her so tey... |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by sweetgala(m): 10:31pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Baby go chop am , I'll be spending 750,000 on her anyway so she'll benefit greatly |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Sadbrother(m): 10:31pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise: shut up dere jare, see ur sheet mouth wen u tke dey tlk 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by donbrowser(m): 10:32pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sweetlemon:This is one of the reasons why i have been asking Seun to create a slap button, your face for don red now. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by dammytosh: 10:32pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
moneyStillRemaining = true; While (moneyStillRemaining) { HotSlap(); } |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by liltop95(m): 10:33pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
*throws banger on thread* gboa! Gboa! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by AjaoMT2: 10:33pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
As human beings, we should have a sense of dignity. I believe that a human being's dignity is priceless. Anybody asking you to do that is demeaning you. I will not do it. The person is not God. God can provide for me. It is better to die poor than to live and not have any respect for yourself. I don't need to sell myself, my dignity and my honour for a morsel of bread like the biblical Esau. Let us have some healthy pride. 2 Likes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
elantraceey:Lol...is it much |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Emzenoz(m): 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
She will slap me if I dnt slap her |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by rebella(f): 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Yes !! Numerous types and times sef. He will be gingering for the slap sef |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by jayAjoku(m): 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Hmmmmmmmmmmm I would so Slap her to the glory of the Lord... Twice sha ..... Then later go flat on my face and beg her |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise: Story for the gods...ifoti gbigbona lo sure ju |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by dammytosh: 10:35pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
AjaoMT2: Don't mind them. Please add your slot to mine. My lover is in trouble today. Na slap till day break. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:35pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
chibwike: did you just say much ? |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by 2kris(m): 10:36pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Wait op did u say 5mill,she go understand...calling my girlfriend.......esther,esther,esther,esther,essssther....yes dear y didnt u ans me since.......heavy slap on her face...ok op its done.a deal is a deal |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by SEVO7(m): 10:36pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
If you can slap her for a million naira, then you can kill her for 10 million. |
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