Aii.. where in port harcourt do u reside? Pardon my curiosity

juianne95:
ehn

juianne95:
ah

Even wt my dry chest??

yes. Thought i told u earlier, I LUV THE WAY U R.

Dey write on deir status: before u chat with me, u need to send MTN #200. Or don't message me if u cannt send Etisalat #200....thru dis number....08094***** ;DDey write on deir status: before u chat with me, u need to send MTN #200. Or don't message me if u cannt send Etisalat #200....thru dis number....08094*****

juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts

Your job

yettybaby112:
I can see some selfish guys here.. smh

thank u. It is because u are a girl. If u happens to be a guy u will know how demanding dese girls can be.

elantraceey:



Why shouldn't i? It's not as if i'll put it in my status , just to make the person am chatting with aware that am going off soon.

it doesn't matter if it on ur status or not,at d end of the day u still ask 4 d f*c*i*g credit

juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts

Hmmmm...

priestken1:
it doesn't matter if it on ur status or not,at d end of the day u still ask 4 d f*c*i*g credit

Have i asked you before?

elantraceey:


Which gold do you even have?

I'm wearing one on my pic

yettybaby112:
I can see some selfish guys here.. smh

selfish? Come on,d generous guys wat did they get in return

Last year,I hooked up my male bestie wid a female friend..n d next day he came to my house..he said"Sis,dat ur friend sha" Me was like"She'z cool abbi?" Then he showed me their chat. The girl said :

"Lekan,you know what?? I borrowed #200 airtime from Mtn n same amount from airtel n I don't even know how to return it now" . Lekan being a nice guy n OBO sent her airtime pins.

Was suprised she asked for airtime within 24hrs of meeting d guy n she would tell us that she doesn't know how ask for things from guys oo. Some girls shaa m

I hardly ask for airtime from boys tho buh when I do,I use: "Can you help me with #100 airtime pls,Need it urgently" n if he agrees, I add " Thanks,But I don't mind if d amount is more dan dat tho" .

Its cool to ask for lil favours tho but some girls are jaz potential frauds!!

elantraceey:






Have i asked you before?

who knows,u may decide to ask me next month

elantraceey:
So i can no longer say my data wants to finish again?



issorai

ellantracey the mathematician and a good motivator. Happy new year Ma!

ayokunlei:


ellantracey the mathematician and a good motivator. Happy new year Ma!

Same to you sir

priestken1:
who knows,u may decide to ask me next month

in your dreams

typical

THE CONVERSATION HAS REMAINED THAT WAY SINCE LAST YEAR. I DONT NEED EXTRA BAGGAGES THIS 2015

ronald4lif:


Is a guy's job to provide things to his girl, really?

dont mind them, they think relationship is a job opportunity

saxwizard:
1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I lie
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.

Nairaland children have started again ooo


Pls seun put the channel back to cartoon network for these bunch of rugrats to get busy

StealthyMe:
Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe

Small Children...e don tey wey we don dey scope

DAT one too long

she- unfortunately my sub will expire any minute from now.

me - ehnn ehn, OK take care ehn.

juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts

. You be okpa... The one weh get vege inside

elantraceey:



in your dreams

dreams do come to pass friend

elantraceey:


when did giving start making someone foolish?


Except when the demand is too much.

Ellantraceey; shey no be you dey advice ladies on NL some days back say make Ladies no dey follow Guys do money and sex again? Lolllllllll; d talk don change now abi? now, the talk is except when the giving is too much. And you think Guys be Mugu abi? Issorit

elantraceey:


No good reason ?


Then don't what i should do or shouldn't do.

Lol. Im just catching trips and you are there taking it personal. Hope you dont want to ask me for credit o

elantraceey:
So i can no longer say my data wants to finish again?



issorai

...smh

Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe

Small Children...e don tey wey we don dey scope [/quote]

Too funny!

burtone10:
ᴍʏ ᴄᴏ-ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ's ʜᴀʟғ-sɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs $82 ʜᴏᴜʀʟʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ . Sʜᴇ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ғᴏʀ 5 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀʏᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴡᴀs $13905 ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴜʀs. Vɪsɪᴛ Wᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ............................... w­w­w.W­o­r­k4hour.C­o­­m

see u on nairaland with Nokia 3310

[color=#990000][/color]na so,I no dey send card to dos kind of gals o,dey end up delecting me

girl:- Do u know how to borrow card from etisalat?
me :- nop cux I don't use Etisalat.

Extremely stinnnggy OP

elantraceey:


when did giving start making someone foolish?


Except when the demand is too much.

making sense

For BBM, girls fit no ask u, dem go just put am their pm say "by this time 2mao, I won't be online for a while, bye" then d mugu guy go come ask am why. Na there she go say her BIS go expire 2moro. Then d guy wey dey soak garri go begin hustle #1,000 to send. Mind u, no b only u see that personal message o! Like 10 guys fit don see am and she go play d same tape. She don mak #1,000 for dt day dt. And if u see am come form like say u no see am, dem go find way take draw ur attention to their pm. For me, my answer na "eya, God go provide" simple. Women sabi see men like see we be ATM. 90% of ladies do dis bt dey won't admit it.