cococandy:
True Those are the kind of stories ikebe super publish.

Truckpusher have you been fvcked by a cripple before?
I don't want second hand testimonies.
Come out plain jare. I've always known you've been hiding something under that your beard and mustache.

See question. Oya Truckpusher, answer na. You know it's rude to keep ladies waiting...

Truckpusher:
[s]chilli is being economical with the truth.
That short dude did break something that was unbroken despite years of sexcapade.
I don't have to be short to know when a lie is being presented before me.
I'm just too smart for that.[/s]

Come, you know man nor too dey talk.

Haba! Just give us the pic na! Shuo!!

cococandy:
True Those are the kind of stories ikebe super publish.

Truckpusher have you been fvcked by a cripple before?
I don't want second hand testimonies.
Come out plain jare. I've always known you've been hiding something under that your beard and mustache.

Cripples are kinda hard to land without uproar from people
But I've heard ladies talk about almost everything one can only imagine.

what about the short ladies ?

EfemenaXY:


Those pics sef...they get more ridiculous as you progress downwards.

The first is okayyyy....but the last is just a joke. How do they make love missionary style, I wonder?

this kind of wickedness must have been left in 2014 u will not kill me with laughter

okotv:
what about the short ladies ?

Not an issue, as the man's still got to be tall enough to give her that sense of protection. So as you can see, a woman's perceived shortness is relatively subjective. Unfortunately, it isn't the case for the opposite gender.

Mondisweets:
this kind of wickedness must have been left in 2014 u will not kill me with laughter

This is all Truckpusher's fault. He started it...by letting us know he is a little guy.

naijababe:
God knows Chillli is on a roll tonight. Truckpusher, just post a pic make we leave this matter

I don't have to do that.ma pix is always on my profile ......hey! I've got nothing to hide but posting my pix here will only serve one purpose and that is to feed your stupidity(no hard feelings)

Chillis:


There was this one that was always calling my no. My colleague then gave him my no. Unto that we were from same village. Who even tell am I wan marry my village man sef.

The guy call no be small, when I eventually sight him, atalaka.

I pick race o. After our outing, walking back to my kikiwa motor, the guy grab my hands and was like, I will see you some other time .
Omo, the hand strong no be small.
E call so Tay my battery die. I dodge this guy tire

Anyway, I finally pursue him with my trick. I tell am say make him burrow me 60k. The guy tear race

That was how I was free

omg Smart move

EfemenaXY:


Not an issue, as the man's still got to be tall enough to give her that sense of protection. So as you can see, a woman's perceived shortness is relatively subjective. Unfortunately, it isn't the case for the opposite gender.

all I know is that the 21st century man has a lot to contend with. Adding height to that list is pure wickedness. What does the woman folk want ??

Truckpusher:
I don't have to do that.ma pix is always on my profile ......hey! I've got nothing to hide but posting my pix here will only serve one purpose and that is to feed your stupidity(no hard feelings)

Which profile? That was what i checked first nau?! Short man devil, post a jor and stop all this perambulating o jare

okotv:
all I know is that the 21st century man has a lot to contend with. Adding height to that list is pure wickedness. What does the woman folk want ??

Everything darling

EfemenaXY:


This is all Truckpusher's fault. He started it...by letting us know he is a little guy.

how tall is he?

EfemenaXY:


Not an issue, as the man's still got to be tall enough to give her that sense of protection. So as you can see, a woman's perceived shortness is relatively subjective. Unfortunately, it isn't the case for the opposite gender.



This is all Truckpusher's fault. He started it...by letting us know he is a little guy.

All I was saying was that her story doesn't add up,but I find it quite disturbing that peeps believed her lies.
I was only trying not to run along with the 'herd mentality' and peeps are labeling me a short guy. .....smh

The good side is that they make a "better husband".

It reminds me of when I was in school. I had this crippled friend / room mate . Very brilliant girl. I was telling another room mate of her intelligence.
My room mate was like, of cos she is supposed to be brilliant since she doesn't party, no boyfriend, etc.
What will she be doing with her time if not to read.

Of cos short men will make better husbands cos their options are limited. they got no choice than to behave.

okotv:
all I know is that the 21st century man has a lot to contend with. Adding height to that list is pure wickedness. What does the woman folk want ??

Physical protection my guy, physical protection.

***Chants...***

All we are saying...

Is...

Give us P-R-O-T-E-C-T-I-O-N!!

okotv:
all I know is that the 21st century man has a lot to contend with. Adding height to that list is pure wickedness. What does the woman folk want ??

Eyah sorry o. Love surpasses all.
Don't mind us, when the right one comes you will know. Don't feel bad, no hard feelings bro

Mondisweets:
how tall is he?

All the Sharks are showing up to get a pound of flesh for whopping their asss last week.smh

Truckpusher:
All I was saying was that her story doesn't add up,but I find it quite disturbing that peeps believed her lies.
I was only trying not to run along with the 'herd mentality' and peeps are labeling me a short guy. .....smh

naijababe:


Which profile? That was what i checked first nau?! Short man devil, post a jor and stop all this perambulating o jare




Everything darling

Keep visiting it like you're going for a pilgrimage you'd definitely find it there someday.

EfemenaXY:

I smell a gang up here.

Mondisweets:
how tall is he?

My dear, you too go help me ask / beg / persuade am to post that picture of his hand na.

His middle finger = the key to unraveling the mystery...

Truckpusher:
I smell a gang up here.

As if you aren't enjoying yourself immensely here.

It's everyman's dream to be ganged up on surrounded by women...abi?

Richiy:
Still wouldn't make me marry a man am taller than. My dad is short enough for us all

my height is sufficient for yo dad's deficiency
sweery PM me so we can talk

Truckpusher:
All the Sharks are showing up to get a pound of flesh for whopping their asss last week.smh

Whose asss did u whoop?

Mondisweets:
omg Smart move

If you want to chase away naija man disturbing politely , just tell them to burrow you money.

Dem go run 440.
Dem no dey hear "no" politely.

Just bring money matter, see race . Next thing na to call you gold digger. Who cares? As long as you are out of the question.

Mondisweets:
Whose asss did u whoop?

Your sorry asss.

EfemenaXY:


My dear, you too go help me ask / beg / persuade am to post that picture of his hand na.

His middle finger = the key to unraveling the mystery...

she has it already.

EfemenaXY:


My dear, you too go help me ask / beg / persuade am to post that picture of his hand na.

His middle finger = the key to unraveling the mystery...

i have noticed that a good number of short guys usually have short, fat fingers

Truckpusher:
Your sorry asss.

you mean the part u called me an old woman when you are probably a decade older than me yeah i saw it.

Chillis:

If you want to chase away naija man disturbing politely , just tell them to burrow you money.

Dem go run 440.
Dem no dey hear "no" politely.

Just bring money matter, see race . Next thing na to call you gold digger. Who cares? As long as you are out of the question.

why would you be borrowing money from men that are coming after you,are they central banks?
Go make your own money or you better start digging to get it.

Mondisweets:
you mean the part u called me a old woman when you are probably a decade older than me yeah i saw it

Nah, I called you one dumb thing.

EfemenaXY:


Physical protection my guy, physical protection.

***Chants...***

All we are saying...

Is...

Give us P-R-O-T-E-C-T-I-O-N!!

does height provides protection?

Truckpusher:
Nah, I called you one dumb thing.

And i told u where to get off the bus
Lets leave this lovely thread to be what it is please

Chillis:


Eyah sorry o. Love surpasses all.
Don't mind us, when the right one comes you will know. Don't feel bad, no hard feelings bro

well am not short. Just showing empathy for those men who are.

Truckpusher...

Truckpusher...

Truckpusher...

How many times have I called your name? Eh?

Why're you ignoring me like this na? Wetin I do you? Eh?

**stamps her feet, sniffles, and blinks alluringly at him...***