israelboy1:
I was here....even with my latest nokia 3310...thank jah it's browsing.....although i can't snap so as to take my own selfie too and upload it in this forum to torment all d guys wey no fine reach me...nd for ladies to start sending pm....yeee...i don die...y me lorde and i wan start to dey cry sha

Note: my phone is not up to anybody's skul fees oooh..(and pls, na my money i use buy am...so i still try na....meself wan claim level......make una no roast me ooh...chai....chai....infact, i give up

and check out the selfie i snap from a friend of the friend of my friends phone.....my friends be like me...thank jah i get extended friend sha...if not kai...although i beg d guy like say tomorrow no dey......shey i fine?

Make una rate me before i vex

guy u sabi yarn story ooo. Bt u try say na ur moni u take buy d fone. D koko be say d fone dey browse.

Bleshh:
Mr. man.....

Just one advice for u...


TRY NOT TO USE THOSE WORDS WHEN REFERRING TO ME so as not to find urself in an arduous confinement!!

dats wat u get wen u er sidinf wit som1 wen u er meant to b settling d misunderstanding.

Owlumeday:
guy u sabi yarn story ooo. Bt u try say na ur moni u take buy d fone. D koko be say d fone dey browse.

abi...wetin i wan do dan to 2go...come nairaland nd face my book....lolzz......i give up

Na playing mood we all dey oooh....
No beefing or insult ooh....
And happy count down tins....i knw say for most people here...tomorrow na d last sunday una go use for ur parent house till nxt session........

Well, me self dey go on d 11th sha....abeg..wu dey pass oshodi...or better still Ajah...make we row togeda....

philipstweets:
im proud to say i attended st.gregory's college ikoyi lagos. 2014 set

philip...hope u hvn't forgot our deal

israelboy1:

guy, dere is no female in FUTA ooh....we be guys...so we gat to do female tins sometime...don't be surpise if u see a guy on females clothing come lecture.... Chai

Guy...Na Akure babes or Akungba babes go sure b that o

Ebe9ice:
Guy...Na Akure babes or Akungba babes go sure b that o

i pity u....u go surprise say girls dey carry charm, thunder boat, even ship self around

na only 3 summersault u need...lolzzzzzzzz

Stil got a lot to say.... I neva tel philipstweets hw i am financially betr dan him...













Bt, d elders in d tread don settle d mata

israelboy1:


i pity u....u go surprise say girls dey carry charm, thunder boat, even ship self around

na only 3 summersault u need...lolzzzzzzzz

bro, u mean ham? My anti-thundabolt go sell wella niyen o

Oh boy! Like play, we get 7 days to resumption and i never get any shishi for my school fees. My movement away from abuja na 13th Jan latest. Any neighbouring town should notify so as the journey won't be bored.
Another thing is, i really give kudos to all our bros giving us the info we need. And i know they are counting on us to do the same. So guys, don't just start school and forget the freshers to come.
All of you have been wonderful and the insult and other things to me is like fun and i have been laughing all day.

Oh i forgot to add this, when i came for post utme, i saw people with box guitar, am coming as a professional trumpeter. My fellow trumpeters could also notify(make i hear say another trumpeter dey na).

philipstweets:
b*tch f#ck u....who fu*kin gives a fu#king f*ck??

lol... Bleep boy! I was just joking ohhh.

Dekatron:
Phillip,i didn't think you would do/say these things. right from the day i saw your signature(iPhone six +),i saw this comin,bt nt this much. Do you knw hw many rich kids out there that orders directly from apple? do you knw hw many niggaz there pushes very expensive rides? my man,listen,i also once prided myself as been smart until i met smart people. i built a toy R.C car,JOHANNES VANTHONDER built a small cobra fighter jet(google it on ur iPhone6+ lol). see,u been rich doesn't mean others been richer are out there,poor. My dad isn't rich,bt he drives a car,lives happily,sent my elder sis to a private poly. .lives in a great house. i put it to you that even though my dad IS NOT POOR,he never bought a phone for any of us(we b legion cos we are many,5 children). the least of my siblings except me uses a tecno pad G9. i stated workin and earning money since i was 15. i bought my blackberry wen i was 15,(nw,i dnt have a phone,i borrow)cos dad believes in self reliance and hard work. He is nt poor cos he sent me to a private sec. sch . did u buy ur iPhone ur self and new??



@blesh:i sight u and i rep EVERGREEN HIGH SCHOOL. . .Abeg,philip,na my own be that o,no yarb and text murder me o.

i feel u bro. A boss is som1 wu can pay his bills nd make his own moni. Er u also a futa fresher.

Blurr:

bro, u mean ham? My anti-thundabolt go sell wella niyen o

my jedi and pile herbs sef go sell well niyen for d guyz wey dey do one or two tinz.

Blurr:

bro, u mean ham? My anti-thundabolt go sell wella niyen o

u knw noting abt thundabolt....d one i dey talk......mere looking at it like dis....hin don dey work...talkless of wateva.

Owlumeday:
i feel u bro. A boss is som1 wu can pay his bills nd make his own moni. Er u also a futa fresher.

na so nah. . . YEA,i'm 100% a fresher. . . .na u o,oga

Dekatron:
na so nah. . . YEA,i'm 100% a fresher. . . .na u o,oga

wud like to hav u as a frend oo. Wat dept er u reppin?

israelboy1:


u knw noting abt thundabolt....d one i dey talk......mere looking at it like dis....hin don dey work...talkless of wateva.

omor, thundabolt no fit work again for my body...akure babes get thundabolts reach akwaibom(eket) babes??

Owlumeday:
my jedi and pile herbs sef go sell well niyen for d guyz wey dey do one or two tinz.

bro, no lele, email me ur address mah cum patronize u...

israelboy1:


nd i won begin dey cry....lol...omo..u get lot of stories ooh...abeg, wetin u rep....so as to meet with u nd gyrate

Lol,i'm a fresher o. . jst that i had sort of lotta freedom(Dad is soo free and open minded,mom self no send,u carry grl come,na ur ishh) and i finished sec school early: 15(bt mehn,my teachers wicked. . I HAD LIKE 5 teachers for english alone o, and aasignments na die) i recently percieved my geography teacher's perfume@shoprite,ibadan.and my heart raced. . after yrs of leavin sch o. . . so i jst hurstled nd made some money. . .90% of my salary goes to dad's acct,untouched. he recently used it to pay my acceptance fee and also the small change e remain wl go for 2 clothes. (u knw na). .if any chance to make money dey,i dnt mind. Dad taught me.


|i ®ep E.E.E|

Dekatron:
Lol,i'm a fresher o. .

|i ®ep E.E.E|

i go like meet u faa

Blurr:

bro, no lele, email me ur address mah cum patronize u...

u just drop ur order nd i wud bring it wen we resume.

Dekatron:
Lol,i'm a fresher o. . jst that i had sort of lotta freedom(Dad is soo free and open minded,mom self no send,u carry grl come,na ur ishh) and i finished sec school early: 15(bt mehn,my teachers wicked. . I HAD LIKE 5 teachers for english alone o, and aasignments na die) i recently percieved my geography teacher's perfume@shoprite,ibadan.and my heart raced. . after yrs of leavin sch o. . . so i jst hurstled nd made some money. . .90% of my salary goes to dad's acct,untouched. he recently used it to pay my acceptance fee and also the small change e remain wl go for 2 clothes. (u knw na). .if any chance to make money dey,i dnt mind. Dad taught me.


|i ®ep E.E.E|

every man has his own story bro. I rep APH

Owlumeday:
wud like to hav u as a frend oo. Wat dept er u reppin?

i rep ELECTRICAL ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING O BOSS. . . No qualms na. na ur eyes we dy luk o.

israelboy1:


i go like meet u faa

na one small boy i be o. . and the devil self hands pass me . . lol.

Blurr:

omor, thundabolt no fit work again for my body...akure babes get thundabolts reach akwaibom(eket) babes??

oga boss,if ah hear. . real jazz dey o. . jazz go just turn everytin commot. .I SWEAR,ah jst dnt wnt to do bad. . THUNDERBOLT CURE DEY. . DEY STRAFF AK BABES,i go dey give u cure. an ingredient is 220 volts wire. .mah no dy yarn too much

Dekatron:
i rep ELECTRICAL ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING O BOSS. . . No qualms na. na ur eyes we dy luk o.

ah me keh. Na God face me dey look ooo

Owlumeday:
every man has his own story bro. I rep APH

u rep "ANIMAL PURSUE HUNTER" aph ,,,,lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

did i just hear straff?? :Ddid i just hear straff?? Ma main aim in futa z to get a first class and straff.......apart frm futa chicks who are few in number, any oda good source of chicks

ucee1994:

u rep "ANIMAL PURSUE HUNTER" aph ,,,,lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

wen dey reach 200level or 300level...dem go give dem license to GUN...lolzzz...laff wan kill me faa

Aquaculture and fisherhes tech dy here?no dy shy o.ka ma peja lo

Hmmmm just observing ni jawe... worisj welcome back n aw was d leave abi na holiday ni... Blurr,blessh, isrealboy, ucee I sight una ooo