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JONATHANISM A New Term by obiak4(m): 11:26pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a notorious, multi-drug resistant organism called GEJ. It manifested as endemic disease in Nigeria. It's main symptoms include; poverty, in-discipline, bribery, corruption, theft, insecurity, unemployment, pooreducation, bad roads, poor health care & no electricity supply among others. The current drugs found to be effective against the organism include; Atikucyline, Buharimycin, Kwankwasilline, Amechicillin and Tinibustan all available in APC Pharmacy nationwide. The Doctors in charge of spreading the disease were staff of APC hospital who left for PDP Referral Medical Center: 1. Consultant Ali modu sheriff 2. Surgeon General Shekarau 3. Dr. N. Ribadu Some experts believed that high dose of Protesting can also eradicate it but with potential side effects. The most recent research has confirmed that judicious use of PVC ( your permanent voters card) at the right dosage (2015 election) will surely eradicate all the diseases as well as their side effects. disclaimer SSS and DSS should please let me be ooooo |
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by temitemi1(m): 11:52pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
CLAPTRAP!!! obiak4: 1 Like |
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by Ewizard(m): 12:12am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Devastatin effect of unemployment... Mtchew!! |
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by LRNZH(m): 12:18am On Jan 04, 2015 |
El-Rufai is right Sai Buhari! |
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by DickTator1: 2:44am On Jan 04, 2015 |
LRNZH: El-Rufai was very right, I agree with you
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Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by obiak4(m): 7:13am On Jan 04, 2015 |
bro el rufia was a big stooge for obj wouldn't even write their names in capital letters. el rufia soiled his integrity long time ago and should please let buhari who in the day weh money get value no thief,I for once would not listen to anything coming from him, he should visit the nearest mfm Church for deliverance. hope he knows disclaimer no b my mouth you hear say he has dieolocologically a.k.a abiku-cynisilicality |
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by minister2015: 7:22am On Jan 04, 2015 |
JONATHANISM is a viral disease worse than ebola. May God save us from it. |
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by obiak4(m): 11:41am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Ewizard:who?? |
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