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Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by aspaki(m): 10:24am On Jan 05, 2015 |
1. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage, she suspects him, and after death, she respects him. 2. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. 3. If you don’t, you are not a man. 4. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. 5. If you don’t, you are good for nothing. 6. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp. 7. If you don’t, you are not understanding. 8. If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring. 9. If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing. 10. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy. 11. If you don’t, you are a dull boy. 12. If you are jealous, she says it’s bad. 13. If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her. 14. If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her. 15. If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her. 16. If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait. 17. If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way. 18. If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”. 19. If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”. 20. If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. 21. If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage. 22. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting. 23. If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring. 24. If you talk, she wants you to listen. 25. If you listen, she wants you to talk. In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful… ……WOMEN! WOMEN! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Oluwatosean(m): 10:30am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Haha,tru talk BUH ur subject no match body 1 Like |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Nobody: 10:36am On Jan 05, 2015 |
This is not fair 1 Like |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Welrez(m): 10:46am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Women are really simple creatures. All you need is to become a complex creature to her. 2 Likes |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by aspaki(m): 10:48am On Jan 05, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:y do u say so ? |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by aspaki(m): 10:49am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Welrez:tru say |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by aspaki(m): 10:50am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Oluwatosean:shey e match head ? |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Nobody: 10:53am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Lubbish thread 2 Likes |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 05, 2015 |
aspaki:nevermind |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by aspaki(m): 10:57am On Jan 05, 2015 |
VickyyB:u dey j. |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Nobody: 10:58am On Jan 05, 2015 |
aspaki:What's J? |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by aspaki(m): 11:00am On Jan 05, 2015 |
VickyyB:jealous |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by dotuna3(m): 11:01am On Jan 05, 2015 |
oya front page |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Nobody: 11:02am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Oahray: 11:08am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Stale. Too much sexism in this section now |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Sylvarresta(m): 11:32am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Welrez:Seconded |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Oahray:Seconded |
Re: Why Women Are Complicated Creatures by TDstarr: 1:32pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
[b]A WOMAN PLEASER WILL DIE YOUNG, MY GUY DIED BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GO PICK HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO SUDDE.LY WANTED TO VISIT HIM AROUND 11PM Robbers shot him on the head and the girl ran away didnt even come for his burial |
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