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Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by koolet: 6:50pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
MANY men have some wild and crazy ideas about what women think is awesome. Look, we’ve had it with your inability to hook up. More importantly, you're making all of us look bad with this bumbling backwater tomfoolery some of you seem to think is sex magnetic. It is not. It is the opposite. These things right here, no longer engage in them. Ever. It’s 2015, not... 2000-and-dumbass. OK? 10. Wolf-whistling or singing This sound needs to die. It has never, in the history of mankind, been good to mankind’s relations with womankind. Yet still some men persist in the hope that… what, exactly? The wolf whistle has become two things, neither of them probably something you want to express: 1. The desperate tweeting of a probable sexual predator who has no idea about anything, and 2. The ironic sound a girl’s gay bestie makes when they go shopping together and she comes out of the change room in something you wouldn’t understand. 9. going directly to have a word with her, i trust my main niqqaz theyll bone the odds and go for the stake like "she go beat me ni'? mostly making theirself available moving here and there around her after they might made numerous eye contacts... 8. White knighting Facebook is great for this. Leaping mindlessly to the defense of a woman involved in something you probably have no idea about is stupid. Ask yourself why you’re actually doing this. The answer is probably a lot less pure than the gleaming surface of your social plate mail purports it to be, which is: You are trying to ingratiate yourself with a potential sex partner by exploiting what you’d like to think is a bad situation. The problem a lot of the time is, women are people. People are fallible. You are not always defending someone in the right, and even if you are… who the hell are you again? More from AskMen: Weird dating questions answered 7. Telling another girl beside her she's beautiful.. Recently a nice sales girl we work with was chased down on foot by some guy she’d never met at a bus-stop . He tapped her on the shoulder, looked deeply - and perturbingly - into her eyes, and said: "You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen". However this is real life and not an ini edo movie, and she did chase him. She said, "Uh, thanks,"and shuffled away. She doesn’t know you, man. This borders on stalking. 6 showing off especially when he owns a tablet a car or an s5 when the girl i still using tecno p5, he just start operating the phone irrationally to attract her guys might go as far as spraying perfumes before passing by her.,,,, that works severally. 5 trying to win a scene or an argument when shes arround,trynna prove gej being ontop of the situation sum guyz might even go as far as laughing so loud to pass their sensual signal lolz "ave witnessed that sha" 4. Fighting Once, I overheard two dudes in a group who were hanging out with some girls. One of them whispered to the other one, “Hey, let’s pretend to get in a fight, they’ll love it.” And they rolled around on the floor trying to make it look real, and the girls looked so embarrassed they could’ve died. That is how women really feel about men fighting: Embarrassed. It is not the irresistible display of machismo some bros think it is. You are millions of years of evolution out of touch, Hutch. 3. Becoming super jacked(bodybuilding) Being fit is good, as are the physical rewards that often go with. Being so huge your mortal enemy has become the relative lack of width given to most doorways is not. Let’s be crystalline here: The vast majority of women do not think "human protein shake" is hot. A lot of guys get to this point via a mixture of insecurity and an ignorant belief in what mainstream media tells them is the key to getting lucky, and that is what women really see when they see juiced biceps: A scared little dude who can’t think for himself. 2. Not taking the hint This is how people get to getting down: Two people are into each other for whatever combination or singularity of physical, mental, and/or social reasons. When this happens they will generally find an excuse to make sex happen between them. Notice "they". This equation does not work if it is one-sided. You will know it’s one-sided if she hasn’t responded to your hundredth, increasingly desperate-and-alone missive aggressively asking her why she hasn’t replied to your hundredth, increasingly desperate-and-alone missive. Guys like this end up going viral. 1. Pretending like you're a good guy Do you know how women can tell that a man is probably a bad idea? The disingenuous way in which he pads his communication with too much hollow laughter and acquiescing to her every request. In trying so hard to convince her you’re this non-threatening and awesome guy she should totally sleep with, you are actually giving yourself away completely. Nobody is a natural doormat who laughs after every passive-aggressively suggestive or inquiring sentence so as to take the edge off the sexual frustration steaming from their clammy skin. This is the classic hallmark of the creep |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by sweettease(f): 6:53pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
The one wey still dey vex me pass na dat wolf whistling... What da hell! So freaking annoying! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by valmunich(m): 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
A counter thread... Rushs out to get more paw paw leaves |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Misogynist2014(m): 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
You won't make FP. |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
There goes another list. |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Hehehe... Always knew GEJ would fit in there somewhere. I love this country. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Misogynist2014:Durr!! He will. Atleast dat's why you commented... To be on Front page |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
koolet: ur headings shld b in capital letter, nd u shld free some space 2 make ur post look inviting..nice writeup though |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Misogynist2014:You never can tell |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Some times what d op wrote up there make a guy look like a fool in front of a mature lady. |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by thankyouJesus(m): 7:28pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
You are Jonathanian. Dictionary meaning: Clueless, opolo eye, e.t.c I am refering to nobody. |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by koolet: 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Misogynist2014:we ryt |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by topaaz(m): 9:58pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Just in case |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by maajin007(m): 11:00pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
make quarter sense;thank God any one is not applicable |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do To gain attention of ladies by koolet: 5:25am On Jan 07, 2015 |
2undexy:corrected.... |
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