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Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 7:44pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Few days ago I was sitting chilling with a close buddy in garden taking some booze when this older couple walked in. The man should be close to 60 and the woman in her 40's. What instantly struck me about this couple was that they were wearing asoebi cut from the same material. After they sat down somewhere not too far off I paid no mind to them and continued the conversation with my male buddy. After an hour I went to use the restroom an ran into the same woman. She stopped to talk to me. She told me that both her and her husband were admiring me so much and that I was 'gallant' if I could to give her my number. She said they would have come to my table to talk to me but were scared because of my 'boyfriend' I quickly interjected that he was my best friend and after talking effusingly about how she and her husband found me very beautiful, she left for her sit. One striking thing about this woman was she was me in 20 years! the height (and I'm quite tall) the size, everything! When I went back to the seat she brought her phone, took my number and flashed me afterwards. My friend and I found it really amusing. As we were about leaving, I suggested we go say bye. while we were there the woman pulled me to corner to tell me how her husband likes me a lot and how they'd want to see me again and take care of me blah blah blah. They told me he was the Nigerian ambassador to an European country. We all chatted in common and left. They've been calling me since that day but I haven't taken their calls yet. What do you guys think. 2 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 7:45pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
I found it slightly creepy though. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by delishpot: 7:47pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya: Pick the call. 3 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 7:53pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
delishpot: What if it turns about to be what I'm thinking. . . 1 Like |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Be careful! 1 Like |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by mako007(m): 7:56pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Yes! And I hope to marry such a wife aldoe my Gf and I reason alike on sexual fantasies and always always explore. So if u want sum adventure , go for it. Life in itself is a risk, so live it. 1 Like |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by delishpot: 7:56pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya: Then you kindly reject the offer. Just say I appreciate your trust in me to invite me ma, but I will kindly pass on this one. You see, I am born again. Thank you once again and good bye. Abeg dont go and visit them anywhere o. Even if they dis not offer you sex. They may ve kidnappers or yahooplus or those who will sexualy abuse you and start blackmailing you with your nude photos. 7 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya:question is do you fancy a three some with them? 5 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 8:02pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
delishpot: True talk! I'll keep it in mind. Although his story checks out as my buddy who's sister is an ambassador to a country in Europe asked him some pointed questions which he answered perfectly. He even knows his family really and asked us to make enquires about him. |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 8:03pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
blublahd: Nope! ewwww. 1 Like |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by elantraceey(f): 8:04pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Pick their call and talk to them , if they ask for something you can't give simply say no but be very careful. I feel they're a childless couple looking for someone to bear their child. 20 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Afrobasic(m): 8:08pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Lol... They probably see you as "sacrifice material" Better stay clear. 4 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 8:10pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
elantraceey:They said they have 5 kids some in university even. 1 Like |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 8:10pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Afrobasic: abi |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by elantraceey(f): 8:14pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya: They have five kids then what do they want? Still pick their call to find out sha but don't meet with them till their intention is clear |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya:but u did gave it a thought tho from your title. 2 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Amya(f): 8:22pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
blublahd: I'm very much open-minded. To each his own . . . by they're old na. Man is all frail. . . . |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya:Likewise.....some fresh 'gallant' blood may just be all they need to feel that euphoria 1 Like |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya:if he wasn't frail you probably would have considered. |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by coogar: 9:34pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya: ignore his frailties.... his viagra will take care of that. pick the call & come back here for the feedback. |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Icekeeng(m): 9:40pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya: You're thinking of this too far... Though i agree its creepy but your assumptions arent certain,,,, just call them and ask what is it they want and if they become diplomatic about their answers, then cut off every kind of relationship with them! 1 Like |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
@OP Your best bet should be to repent from telling lies . Now that you have gotten the attention you sought for , so vamoose . Thank me later . |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by coogar: 9:44pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Empero1: how do you know she's lying? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
coogar: she hasn't picked their calls, however from their encounter in the bathroom (she en and the wife) and their brief moment of saying goodbye (she, boyfie & couple), her sister already spoke to them and was able to verify his claims. She also knows the no of children this couple has! Oh please, na today? 2 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
coogar: I am a professional lie detector . |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by lilmax(m): 9:53pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
alutacontinua: |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by edwife(f): 10:04pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Have you taught of the possibility that they might be looking for a spouse for their son? That's how my parents tried to matchmake my brother with one girl from a party.... You never know until you pick that call and talk to them,at least they won't harm you from a phone call,would they? 6 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by ifyalways(f): 10:08pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
I find it difficult to believe an ambassador would meet a stranger, and start disclosing himself bla bla bla. Over what? Puccie? Unless na Nigerian ambassador to Cotonou sha 9 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
ifyalways: I have always admire your logical stance on issues ... wishing you happy and prosperous new year . |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Donpoker9(m): 10:40pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
edwife: u have a point...I go with u 2 Likes |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
One word: beef |
Re: Is This An Invitation For A three-some by 100Cents: 11:28pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Amya: These rich people have rough sexual appetites and can pay anything to satisfy it. Ndi ambassador. No be today. They wan poke you together. |
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