Bleshh:
AMEN

FUTA IYAFF MAD!!

na so we c am oo. Attention pls.
Am honoured to be d one to welcome u to d 216th page of dis thread. It hasnt been easy bt we tank God for helping us this far. Abeg shey anybody get worisj number make we no wetin do am wey e no com work again??

216

Just observing sha

pls,......i stamped only one affidavit.........and it was the old one......i stamped it in lagos but it has akure above it......the paper in black n white sha.....can i still use it??

iamphilips:
pls,......i stamped only one affidavit.........and it was the old one......i stamped it in lagos but it has akure above it......the paper in black n white sha.....can i still use it??

Tags isrealboy.
Bro abeg ans dis guy.

please has anyone summited his or her accommodation form to d student affairs and were u allocated a room immediately

Owlumeday:
so na fotocopy i go giv dem bt i go show dem original?

sometin like dat

Maryllyn:
please has anyone summited his or her accommodation form to d student affairs and were u allocated a room immediately

Owlumeday:

Tags isrealboy.
Bro abeg ans dis guy.

d question is strong........since a new one has been updated, d best is to go for d new one.......u knw in technology world...u jst gat to be up to date.....nd since most people (freshers) re signing d new affidavit, just to avoid been insulted by dose people u will meet during registration......u surely hv to jst do same tin d crowd is doing

ur affidavit can either be in colored or black nd white.....jst make sure na ink dem use stamp am

Owlumeday:

Tags isrealboy.
Bro abeg ans dis guy.

ah ah, guy, dem curse u not to answer?? ishit only israel? ehn?
(kiddin)

oga philips,wetin i sabi b say it doesnt mean. . since na dem post it. and since its the original u downloaded, no qualms. . neva mind the color


ayaf miss u o,philly

chai!!! Just realised dah i havnt washed or ironed any of ma hostel wears........guys, who can teach me how to use cold water statch

Dekatron:
ah ah, guy, dem curse u not to answer?? ishit only israel? ehn?
(kiddin)

oga philips,wetin i sabi b say it doesnt mean. . since na dem post it. and since its the original u downloaded, no qualms. . neva mind the color


ayaf miss u o,philly

lol, niggur, ave changed abi?? Sha this z d real me o....did all those stuffs to bubble up the boring trend n to let u guys knw dat im around o!!!

Dekatron:
ah ah, guy, dem curse u not to answer?? ishit only israel? ehn?
(kiddin)

oga philips,wetin i sabi b say it doesnt mean. . since na dem post it. and since its the original u downloaded, no qualms. . neva mind the color


ayaf miss u o,philly

u knw isreal get xperrirnce nd i no wanna ans finish naa and be fucking abused.

Pls,i want to get my affidavit signed and stamped buh em say all d whole court 4 naija don dey on strike,i want 2 find out if its true,n pls i nid help

kahar14:
Pls,i want to get my affidavit signed and stamped buh em say all d whole court 4 naija don dey on strike,i want 2 find out if its true,n pls i nid help

go to d court, u wud meet pple dat wud sign it or tell those that does affidavit. U wud c dem calling u for affidavit wen u er around d court. I did mine on tuesday nd d strike started on monday

Dekatron:
ah ah, guy, dem curse u not to answer?? ishit only israel? ehn?
(kiddin)

oga philips,wetin i sabi b say it doesnt mean. . since na dem post it. and since its the original u downloaded, no qualms. . neva mind the color


ayaf miss u o,philly

guy shey u neva settle ni? I still dey wait for ur story ooo

Bleshh:
DIVSY

welldone o..i see say na GhostMode u wan dey naw , bah?

U for don miss me oo

na only me u see abi

Abeg for wer u do ur own affidavit,i mean wch state?,cos no court dey open 4 ma place oo@ajaokuta kogistate

Owlumeday:
guy shey u neva settle ni? I still dey wait for ur story ooo

infact, i dey kichen self,dy cook. . Just got home.



The story.


I live in ibadan,and i want to collect sometin@ ife east,osun state nd den, okitipupa,ondo state. . I got to modakeke were am going. . I got it quickly sha(my uncle is influential in town,bein an town based barrister). I left for okitipupa. Wen i got to d park,dey said NO i should go to anda park. I t0ok #40 bus down there. I got there,dey said NO, go bak to the park u are cmin frm. Took anda #50 bus back(money don go o. My dad gave me only #3500 for transport o. .he is always sayin: be able to survive, and i like it). Wen i got there,dey said that i wl get to ORE b4 i can gt to okitipupa-#600. I sha got to OPPA as its called after total of abt #1000,i tuk anda car-#200 to IGBOTAKO-exactly were am going. Got there, collectd w@ i came4. I nw slept over at my dad's frnds house(dem rich small. Spoilt kids. . One of them, wen we were watchin i think NAT GEO WILD- OR WATEVA said :'UNCLE,MENTION TYPES OF GUITAR,DO U KNW ROCK GUITAR?? THEY ATTACH IRON AT THE BACK AND IT MAKES NOISE?? me, i kuku dey hungry,all i ate was #50 egg roll and 2 O.A.U satchét water. And their mum said i should help her peel plantains(VERY RIPE AND SUCCULENT O). I felt like eatin everitin,and there is fastin(RCCG),and they are pastors,i neva askd for bread or other light foods. As i was sayin, i jst dy look, hunga catch me sotey i neva think of say mak i tell am ACOUSTIC,BASS guitar(i been wan slap am self). I sha slept after eventually eating: CORRECT RICE,SWEET SOUP,VERY SOFT MEAT WEY SOFT AND SWEET DIE(I NO WAN KNW IF NA CHICKEN OR BEEF) AND A MULTITUDE OF FRIED DODO.


WOKE UP THIS MORNING, went to d sittin run for prayer. . The hyme dem dy sing, i neva hear am b4.i jst dy murmur. After everytin,i left. . Forming big boy(neva collect money for transport from them) . As i got to the park I BEEN WAN CRY: I DIDNT HAVE UP TO #1500 ON ME.. LIKE #1200. . I STARTED ASKIN FOR THE TRANSPORT FARE FROM DRIVERS B4 I ENTA. . I GOT TO ijebu ode. . IT DAWNED IN ME: THE TRANSPORT FARE TO IBADAN IS #700 AND I HAVE #570 TO BE PRECISE, AND I WL STILL GET HOME FRM WERE DEY WL DROP ME AT IBADAN O. . . AND D WAY I DRESS, U GO THINK SAY I GET MONEY. I quickly ask for one olokada to tell me where it is cheaper(I WNT BEG FOR MONEY WITH HOW I DRESS AND THE TYPE OF PHONE AND EARPIECE I HOLD- NA MY SISTA DASH ME D PHONE O,MK I TKE AM TRAVEL). he took me to a far place, i even tink e wan use me do OOGUN OWO(MONEY RITUAL). I sha got to d place. He carried me for #200, only me(if it were to b ONDO STATE,e for carry 3 people-those people too dy over load o,a car-6 people,apart from driver). I now saW IBADAN FOR #250. He dropped me@ new garage,ibadan and i even charged my phone in the car. . 60% charge. . .i sha got down, enta STATE BUS(WE CALL IT AJUMOSE)#30 to muslim. Boarded okada frm MUSLIM TO MY HOUSE#50. I ENTERED WITH #50.I immediately use am buy two noodles,one egg,wen mum comes,she go pay the remainin. .enter kitchen. . Prepared CORRECT NOODLES AND OMÊLET(MY BROS STYLE). . Now eatin and typinf STORY.


THE END.

Dekatron:
infact, i dey kichen self,dy cook. . Just got home.



The story.


I live in ibadan,and i want to collect sometin@ ife east,osun state nd den, okitipupa,ondo state. . I got to modakeke were am going. . I got it quickly sha(my uncle is influential in town,bein an town based barrister). I left for okitipupa. Wen i got to d park,dey said NO i should go to anda park. I t0ok #40 bus down there. I got there,dey said NO, go bak to the park u are cmin frm. Took anda #50 bus back(money don go o. My dad gave me only #3500 for transport o. .he is always sayin: be able to survive, and i like it). Wen i got there,dey said that i wl get to ORE b4 i can gt to okitipupa-#600. I sha got to OPPA as its called after total of abt #1000,i tuk anda car-#200 to IGBOTAKO-exactly were am going. Got there, collectd w@ i came4. I nw slept over at my dad's frnds house(dem rich small. Spoilt kids. . One of them, wen we were watchin i think NAT GEO WILD- OR WATEVA said :'UNCLE,MENTION TYPES OF GUITAR,DO U KNW ROCK GUITAR?? THEY ATTACH IRON AT THE BACK AND IT MAKES NOISE?? me, i kuku dey hungry,all i ate was #50 egg roll and 2 O.A.U satchét water. And their mum said i should help her peel plantains(VERY RIPE AND SUCCULENT O). I felt like eatin everitin,and there is fastin(RCCG),and they are pastors,i neva askd for bread or other light foods. As i was sayin, i jst dy look, hunga catch me sotey i neva think of say mak i tell am ACOUSTIC,BASS guitar(i been wan slap am self). I sha slept after eventually eating: CORRECT RICE,SWEET SOUP,VERY SOFT MEAT WEY SOFT AND SWEET DIE(I NO WAN KNW IF NA CHICKEN OR BEEF) AND A MULTITUDE OF FRIED DODO.


WOKE UP THIS MORNING, went to d sittin run for prayer. . The hyme dem dy sing, i neva hear am b4.i jst dy murmur. After everytin,i left. . Forming big boy(neva collect money for transport from them) . As i got to the park I BEEN WAN CRY: I DIDNT HAVE UP TO #1500 ON ME.. LIKE #1200. . I STARTED ASKIN FOR THE TRANSPORT FARE FROM DRIVERS B4 I ENTA. . I GOT TO ijebu ode. . IT DAWNED IN ME: THE TRANSPORT FARE TO IBADAN IS #700 AND I HAVE #570 TO BE PRECISE, AND I WL STILL GET HOME FRM WERE DEY WL DROP ME AT IBADAN O. . . AND D WAY I DRESS, U GO THINK SAY I GET MONEY. I quickly ask for one olokada to tell me where it is cheaper(I WNT BEG FOR MONEY WITH HOW I DRESS AND THE TYPE OF PHONE AND EARPIECE I HOLD- NA MY SISTA DASH ME D PHONE O,MK I TKE AM TRAVEL). he took me to a far place, i even tink e wan use me do OOGUN OWO(MONEY RITUAL). I sha got to d place. He carried me for #200, only me(if it were to b ONDO STATE,e for carry 3 people-those people too dy over load o,a car-6 people,apart from driver). I now saW IBADAN FOR #250. He dropped me@ new garage,ibadan and i even charged my phone in the car. . 60% charge. . .i sha got down, enta STATE BUS(WE CALL IT AJUMOSE)#30 to muslim. Boarded okada frm MUSLIM TO MY HOUSE#50. I ENTERED WITH #50.I immediately use am buy two noodles,one egg,wen mum comes,she go pay the remainin. .enter kitchen. . Prepared CORRECT NOODLES AND OMÊLET(MY BROS STYLE). . Now eatin and typinf STORY.


THE END.

wish tinz u go collect for ondo nd ifeee

Owlumeday:
wish tinz u go collect for ondo nd ifeee

local govt certificate-osun
____________________-0ndo





why u wan know? APROKO IS MY HOBBY. BABA ILE OKAN . hahhaahahaha . . lol

iamphilips:
lol, niggur, ave changed abi?? Sha this z d real me o....did all those stuffs to bubble up the boring trend n to let u guys knw dat im around o!!!

no prob. bro. . . . . . . . hope d ministry is moving?

Dekatron:
local govt certificate-osun
____________________-0ndo

hw much did u get d local govt stuff and wetin u go so for ondo

Ghost viewer alert: Highkey

Pls wu has has been to ojota park recently and hav an idea hw much transportfare is to akure Cos a frend of mine doin pd wu left for sch today told me its nw #2550

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Owlumeday:
Pls wu has has been to ojota park recently and hav an idea hw much transportfare is to akure Cos a frend of mine doin pd wu left for sch today told me its nw #2550

i think its 1550 probably d price has gone higher

Owlumeday:
choi.. Wish kind sleep be dat one wey i go neva wake by 6 naaa. Wen no b say persn enta coma. Hope say u no go dey oversleep for sch like dis??

we are nt yet in skul

Sayorjully:
we are nt yet in skul

oook oo u beta start learning hw to wake early nw oo cos we hav 3days to go

ahem. i don get home and i don sleep small. . . . . .oga bleshh,where art though?? (i knw say una don dey write songs/raps). . why ground come dry na?



enjoying my Dj khaled& M.I

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