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Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by 1stola: 9:23pm On Jan 08, 2015
kristein:

i left you an email ma'm
for what?
when will you guys just grow up?
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Ajibel(m): 9:24pm On Jan 08, 2015
If a gal uses "K" on me, I end the chat immediately.

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Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jan 08, 2015
vizkiz:


only bit*ches replies with "k" angry

that's a perfect turn off for any dude in his right senses

that's right.. Mostly Bbitches and Hoes. that K thing reeks of absolute immaturity

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Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Nicepoker(m): 9:26pm On Jan 08, 2015
Op must be a victim.
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by dmorf: 9:28pm On Jan 08, 2015
Kennywills7:
on point
Asking a girl wot she does on a first chat is a terrible way to start up a chat
Girls are guilty of dis too
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by JayJustus(m): 9:29pm On Jan 08, 2015
Blackeard:
Another problem is most nigerian ladies r boring. They can't hold a convo to save their life. They expect u to be the only one talking while they just stay there chipping in the occasional "oh" "k" "kk" "lol" "aii". Nothing turns me off more than monosyllabic responses

you're very correct!!! Nigerian girls are boring...growing up in an international community where I met other African girls the difference is clear...you can talk to a Ugandan or Zimbabwean girl for a whole day straight and you won't even think of food but one Nigerian girl I was talking to today I made food twice and slept on the phone whilst she was "K-ing" me...I'm not saying all other African girls are better but in comparison they know how to talk and hold conversations well you don't feel like it should end...Nigerian girls have the mentality that he just wanna "toast" em...Naija I hail thee

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Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by DopeAngel(m): 9:30pm On Jan 08, 2015
dguyindcorner:
You are very correct, BUT...

EVEN IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE RULES YOU ONLY HAVE 40% OF BEEN SUCCESSFUL.

YOUR DP OR PICTURES SPEAK VOLUME, THAT ALONE TAKES 50%.

DON'T ASK ME FOR THE REMAINING 10%
in other words, if you are ugly. Nah ugly is too harsh. If you are not attractive or good looking. Say bye bye to any chance of friendship with a very cute and beautiful girl except you wanna join her list of "under probation" if somehow she is interested in you, maybe it is because you gat cash or she is one of the very rare humble girls which the chance of finding one is 1 in a thousand. I rest my case
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by wheezyoung(m): 9:31pm On Jan 08, 2015
Zohan:
In a nutshell, 93% of Nigerian ladies are boring whenever it comes to social media shii.
smhw true
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by delors(m): 9:32pm On Jan 08, 2015
How about asking the negative of those questions? Like:

Homeboy: Hi
Chichi: hello

Homeboy: What DONT you do for a living?
Chichi: I'm sorry?

Homeboy: What ISNT your fav food?
Chichi: Excuse me, are you alright?

Homeboy: Who ISNT your kind of guy?
Chichi: You are an idi.ot?

Homeboy: CANT we be friends?
Chichi: Seriously?

Homeboy: What DONT your parents do for a living?
Chichi: Thunder will fry that your big head

Homeboy: And your fada too!
Chichi: in fact Amadioha will sponsor your family to hell

Homeboy: Your fada will be a beneficiary of the largesse
Chichi: Your mother is so da'ft to have given birth to you

Homeboy: Your mother is so stewpid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Chichi : What? (starts crying, removes her slippers, locks homeboy's shirt, hits has head with slippers)

Homeboy: She is so old her bre'a'st milk has expired
Chichi: What?? (Faints)

Homeboy: it was nice to know you. (Straightens shirt, shrugs shoulders, moves into the next victim)...

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Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by JayJustus(m): 9:32pm On Jan 08, 2015
Zohan:
In a nutshell, 93% of Nigerian ladies are boring whenever it comes to social media shii.


seems like you've gone beyond our borders and know what's up with other afro ladies
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by JayJustus(m): 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
Zohan:
In a nutshell, 93% of Nigerian ladies are boring whenever it comes to social media shii.


seems like you've gone beyond our borders and know what's up with other afro ladies... *you deserve a pint of beer*
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by loomer: 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
thats why I love my Irish women, all they want to hear is how much u can make them scream and the rest I'd history
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
Asking a girl to send you her sexy pics... That's usually a big turn off for me, even if all the guy wanted was to become a friend. Go buy FHM magazine if you want to see random half naked women. undecided
Saying something intelligent is more attractive.
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Wisegeek01(m): 9:34pm On Jan 08, 2015
If not business, Chatting on phone's kinda lame, a lot of forming, I'd rather meet up a stranger in person first. ..
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by misshoree(f): 9:35pm On Jan 08, 2015
Nice,I hope every guy in the world can get to read this.


Some guys just chat like they r stalking yu
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jan 08, 2015
i swear! u so onpoint @op! excatly the way it is!
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Blackeard(m): 9:36pm On Jan 08, 2015
loomer:
thats why I love my Irish women, all they want to hear is how much u can make them scream and the rest I'd history
what? so they like being raped??
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by daben1(m): 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2015
vizkiz:


will it kill you to type correctly? Its kindda childish and annoying undecided
correct! I commot cap for you...
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by DopeAngel(m): 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2015
[quote author=gbemi514 post=29569041]www.flashscore.mobi/?s=2#[/quote ]lol.. Nairabet has changed the way you think bro
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by kenex4ever(m): 9:38pm On Jan 08, 2015
Kennywills7:

Hehehehe bros u bad oo
lol, no b true?
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Blackeard(m): 9:39pm On Jan 08, 2015
misshoree:
Nice,I hope every guy in the world can get to read this.


Some guys just chat like they r stalking yu
and some girls just reply like they're on the run.
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by blakky97(m): 9:39pm On Jan 08, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
I personally dont c d difference........ I use kkk. I guess wen u get familiar with an individual it won't mata if it's ok, k or kkk
it doesn't argue for smartness on their part. not every body chatting with them is trying to get into their pants. infact, many a times, I realise that the k k k yes no hi bye y you type of ladies actually dont know how to make correct grammatical expressions and they are only sheltering behind the solid walls of abbreviations and short hand. who cares anyway?
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by DopeAngel(m): 9:41pm On Jan 08, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
ur head dey dere
please if you dont mind i'd like to chat with you privately so you can give me more orientation about this. I seriously need it
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by An2elect2(f): 9:42pm On Jan 08, 2015
Maamin:


Almost all are like that.. angry

Almost? you lie a lot.
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by patkoton(f): 9:42pm On Jan 08, 2015
I love dis. Its nice.
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Laredojohn(m): 9:43pm On Jan 08, 2015
Nice, but some gals do that too...have once meet a gal who went as far as asking how much do u earn, we started as friendship chat oooo
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by Isaacmacdon(m): 9:43pm On Jan 08, 2015
Seriously..for my guys in d house... just be urself....no faking...google up ways to chat up a girl.... it helps.... n moreso build on Ur outside.... d internet z anoda world entirely.... d real world z d most essential.... improve Ur vocabularies... girls in general fall for different tins.... it cud be Ur smile,physique,courage,intellectual ability,love for charity,how romantic u could be,sense of humour nd everything...... D secret is just being urself!!

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Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by swazyswag(m): 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2015
swazyswag even wen a gal says k means dis conversation has to end its also turn off d guys mood to chat so .... I nevr plan how to chat a gal how she respond to my first msg wil determine how I wil follow up
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by iamord(m): 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2015
wheezyoung:
bro you're on point...most think you want to toast them
yea! True
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by cocokiller1(f): 9:46pm On Jan 08, 2015
iamord:
no ! I doubt! Am good in holding convos ,so I know how to dictate someone's mood! Its not just one, but a lot of them. Seems a lot of them don't have good orientation, and draw up conclusions that this guy is toasting me! They r just immature!
nope it's not jst all abt toasting
I do it wen I feel I don't need new frnds
cos some guys evn tend to lie wen uu ask how dy got ur number
nd 2days after managing to keep a convo,d nxt thing they say is can we meet?
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by joshrare(m): 9:46pm On Jan 08, 2015
fijiano202:
Are u gonna stop masturbating alsooo.. Cos no sex no masturbation means u are finished..m

That's not true
If she involve d ministry of the holyspirit and got born again decisively by openly and consciously renounce the devil
Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by lawrenzo007(m): 9:47pm On Jan 08, 2015
Blackeard:
lol how old was she?

I don't even bother to ask because it really pissed me off

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