Wat abuh ur papa na dangote n u jst type d sup sup tin...v

misshoree:

exactly

maaft:
lol,bros. person like you abi

i no dey toast for internet! I enjoy real life...... walk up to her in a super market, eatery etc...

desharon:

U sounded like U are in pains.. or is it Ur nature being envious of people?

So far in life, I have never had course to be jealous of anyone because I am always ahead! I just don't see why you should feel like British supermodel Naomi Campbell because of a small boy

manny4life:


Loll... I won't fa alone right? Aight... So do I join the choir then?

lol nah don't. I was joking earlier tho, don't sing..at all. Tis a terrible idea. Just strike up a conversation with her in church. Compliment her voice. Let's see what happens from there.

Rilwayne001:


LOLS.

I fit teach you, but money must be involved

oh... this is lovely! thanks bro.....but i dont do the internet chase!

make i take u go shoprite surulere, make u see sushies and how guys dey perform!

Godgozie:
Aren't you Boring

like seriously.Have we met?

dorlapoh20:

Does that mean you have to be boring tooo

Its not all the time one has something to talk or chat about.
Sometimes the brain just goes blank and we guys can't cook up something spontaneously to keep the dame interested and that's why there are awkward silences during conversations. but if girls also contribute to convos instead of being passive and allowing the guy to do all the speaking then it would be more fun and exciting.
Most girls especially naija broads need to change their backward stone age mentality.
Chatting is Conversing and discussion not interrogation

Mzflexydeeva
post=29568265:
Over the years I have heard this a lot and I have tried to
understand the situation. The truth is, no lady likes a stereotype guy.



It is so common to find guys getting the monosyllabic response over
instant messages because they always say the wrong things.
Before you attack to bite let me finish.


It is no longer news that we meet more people online today than we meet
in person. A Lot of guys call it "forming" for others it's just
"annoying attitude by ladies" but I say, know what to say and you can
get the best out of a conversation.





How would you expect a lady you are chatting with to take you serious
when the 1st time u chat her up all you can say is:



1. Who is dis That's a no no......
I know you'll say a lot of ladies do that but it's a no no for a guy for
Christ sake she isn't going to wanna listen to you. If she's not giving
out her name, don't take it the hard way. Some ladies prefer to be
anonymous till they feel comfortable so just give it time.

2. Don't start up a conversation by asking " what do you do".
For heaven's sake, you wanna make friends not a business partner.

3. You only just met her online and you are already asking what are
parents do for a living haba now......

4. If you want her to totally loose interest please ask what her best
food is or her hubby.... menh that's so 19th century.


5. If you are interested in her beyond friendship please never ask "
what kindda guys she likes"
That's a signal for "complex"




There are lots of reasons ladies pay little or no attention to a guy the
first time they chat but for the sake of a healthy conversation it's
better to go with the flow. The first conversation should not always be
an interview trust me lots of ladies hate that.





Best form of conversation:
Boy: hey what's up?
Girl: who are you?

Boy: got your number/ pin from......
Girl: k.... what do you want?


Boy: just wanna be friends if you don't mind..
Girl: K

Boy: my name is...... how are you doing and how is your day turning out?
hope you are not busy and can chat...



No girl will ever turn down such polite approach as against the
typical.....

Boy: hi
Girl: hi
Boy: can I meet you?
What do you do for a living?
Where are you based?......

i will simply ignore him...he can hey,hi,hello me till he's tired

xabi148:
Wat abuh ur papa na dangote n u jst type d sup sup tin...v

you need answer for this. again? As usual na the thread is for broke boys. Where I schooled there's this yahoo boy very ugly(God forgive me) but if you see girls wey E dey carry ehn olamide sef go trip. Mtcheeeeew* them kan dey write manual to chat. Money is the ultimate manual

Can girls who can't hold a good convo quit whining bout guys and their stereotypical chat styles. These fvcking dry girls that be expecting u to always be the one initiating the chat and when u talk to them all dey be sayn is yea and ok all through. Even if u tell em an interesting story d boring girl will still be lyk "ok". What the fvck?" Shut the fvck up and quit complaining if u got nothing to chat about

Darkrebel:


Its not all the time one has something to talk or chat about.
Sometimes the brain just goes blank and we guys can't cook up something spontaneously to keep the dame interested and that's why there are awkward silences during conversations. but if girls also contribute to convos instead of being passive and allowing the guy to do all the speaking then it would be more fun and exciting.
Most girls especially naija broads need to change their backward stone age mentality.
Chatting is Conversing and discussion not interrogation

hmmmmmmmmm now i understand. You are kind of right too.

Blackeard:
yh we ask u ladies questions, but they're not jamb or waec or any external exam question (I mean who does that). We ask u questions that require replies. Not one letter replies. Imagine I once asked a girl who told me she was studying psychology in a university "so psychology huh? What's it about?" Her reply...wait for it...."Its kk". Like wtf? How do u come back from that kinda shiiit? I just replied "oh" and haven't spoken to her since 2013.

Lwkmd @ the bolded

Blackeard:
lol nah don't. I was joking earlier tho, don't sing..at all. Tis a terrible idea. Just strike up a conversation with her in church. Compliment her voice. Let's see what happens from there.

Well I barely see her, and when I do, she immediately joins her family. Compliment ke? The good part is that her and I have chatted before: we volunteered in a group before, and then we chatted briefly. After then, I just see her stand with her fellow members but an opportunity to meet and discuss haven't come up..

dorlapoh20:

hmmmmmmmmm now i understand. You are kind of right too.

of course i am.

dorlapoh20:
you are very correct @op. Some guys can be very boring
lolzzzz @the last illustration

Dearie, hope you ain't refer me......

wheezyoung:
hey... You've got pretty eyes.. Love em

thank uuuu!! But they are fake sha. *flips hair*

vizkiz:


only bit*ches replies with "k"

that's a perfect turn off for any dude in his right senses

Bro, it's a turn off for me. I had once terminated a business transaction because a secretary replied me with 'k' through email conversation

Normally I just put up a good pic of me with an expensive item, she'll be d one doing d interview!!!no time for iranu...money speaks better than being a nice guy
.This happend to me real life, got a girls pin from a friend
Me: hey ms
She: who are you
Me: my name is xxxx, just wanna be friends
She: ok
As a guy that doesn't like nonsense I turned off my good boy attitude and let d other side take control
Added her on my other bbm, this time my dp was a pic of me dining in Eko hotel and suites
Me: hey you
She: hello cutie
Me: how's u?
She: I'm good o just bored at home
And d rest is history

All dese chicken brain girls forming james bond for broke guyz and dropping dere pants thrice a night for rich guys....God is watching yall
Advice to ma niggas out dere, makes some money and dese unloyal farm animals would be d ones begging u

benebaby77:


Dearie, hope you ain't refer me......

Of course not.

Darkrebel:


of course i am.

iamord:
well I agree with u, both parties are @ fault , that's why its good to respect ones self! Its not always that a guy should talk when he sees a lady, sometimes admire and pass

you're so on point

that is individual differences..

Blackeard:
yh we ask u ladies questions, but they're not jamb or waec or any external exam question (I mean who does that). We ask u questions that require replies. Not one letter replies. Imagine I once asked a girl who told me she was studying psychology in a university "so psychology huh? What's it about?" Her reply...wait for it...."Its kk". Like wtf? How do u come back from that kinda shiiit? I just replied "oh" and haven't spoken to her since 2013.

lol dat one na real dunce.. hahaha

dorlapoh20:

how about you?
Are you among the chicks that think chatting on social media platform is synonymous to an F.B.I agent questioning a suspect ? or are you diff?

iamord:
no ! I doubt! Am good in holding convos ,so I know how to dictate someone's mood! Its not just one, but a lot of them. Seems a lot of them don't have good orientation, and draw up conclusions that this guy is toasting me! They r just immature!

Thank you mi brother...ur head is there

Darkrebel:


how about you?
Are you among the chicks that think chatting on social media platform is synonymous to an F.B.I agent questioning a suspect ? or are you diff?

i can't really say.it depends on my mood and the person involved.

Blackeard:
Another problem is most nigerian ladies r boring. They can't hold a convo to save their life. They expect u to be the only one talking while they just stay there chipping in the occasional "oh" "k" "kk" "lol" "aii". Nothing turns me off more than monosyllabic responses

. . Honestly it's damn so annoying like an interview section

desharon:
@op.. very much on point. some guys can be really annoying on chatts that one tends to wonder the specie he is made of. one annoying chatt dat I received yesternight on FB that almost ruin my sleep....
guy: hi... desharon, tnx for accepting me.
me: U ar heartly welcome
guy: Ur profile says dat U graduated frm my sch, wot yr?
me: *no reply..
guy: it also says U ar in lagos, where in lagos?
me: *no reply..
guy: are U working, if U are working what do U do for a living, I mean what kind of work or job do U do?
me: who are are U?
guy: my name is Ola... a very hardworking guy, Godfearing, honest, goodlooking, single and searching. are U single?
me: U ask too much questions, what exactly did U study in school?
I have to turn off the chatt but he wouldn't stop calling n asking me to come online. eventually, I decided to help his lonely self by going online n the next question was.. what is Ur genotype and Ur blood group?
Imagine!

loool..this post just made my day! Some guys though!