A Spinster, to me, is a Lady who is ripe for marriage. She is an unmarried lady.

In this our jet age, things are happening so fast that even 16 years old girls will be coming out when spinsters are being called out. Don't put the blame on them.

If you're in the university and marriage is in your mind, assume Spinsterhood o.
Anything can happen, Lol!

Quickly, we have Seven Sects Of Spinsters and they are:


1. Single And Searching

It has come to our notice that some girls don't go to church to fellowship anymore. It's to attract guys they're there for. Why will a girl come to church and be looking around as if she wan enter pesin body? Hian! Even some choristers/ ushers gan dey fear me o! Most are ladies. Why? They're really searching the environment for "network". The choir and usher stand gives them a better view! hehehehe


2. Single And Forming

She'll add you on whatsapp or bbm and still expecting you to force her to chat! I tire! Ladies, try loosen up a little! She is 21, she is forming any how, hmm, Will she do that at 29?

When a lady is forming, you'll know through her replies: K, Yh, Thnx, No, lol, Ys... She no dey use two words- only one! Gush! We dey try!



3. Single And Flirting With Married Men.

I don't know why they do that but they seem to be having fun. Check her whatsapp/ bbm conversation, you'll find out for yourself.
I didn't really believe this until I somehow found out that this innocent-looking neighbour of mine had a Sugar Daddy.
Leave married men alone and focus on young men
Girls can't date their departmental guys again...
Corpers find it a waste of time to date "Fellow #19,800" oo



4. Searching But Not Being Sought For

There are some ladies out there whom nobody has complimented before. Nobody has told them, "I like your eyes" or "You look good". I hope they are praying wella because that looks spiritual to me. Some are pretty and all guys see in them is "Sex"...Nobody wants to settle down with them. Go and meet Chimerase. He will handle your case



5. Single Moms

Irresponsible boyfriend got her pregnant and now she has a baby. Some others, it was their first time- a Mistake. But the guy denied it. She is now a Single mum hoping for a fresh guy... ohh! It's possible oo...



6. Single And Celibate

A celibate is almost like a Nun. All those our sisters that are just too damn beautiful but are Nuns or Muslims covering from head to toes... Hmm. Some have decided to go celibate through out the year: that's without sex! They don't want to have anything to do with guys. They love uphold their virginity.


7. Single And Highly Sought For.

These sect are few. Every sensible guy wants this girl. She is down-to-earth, hardworking and cheerful. Bad guys too want her as friends in universities. She is witty and friendly. She is what we call A MARRIAGE MATERIAL. She dresses moderately but fashionable. I am looking for her too, in case you see her. Lol



Ladies: where do you fall?

Guys: Which do you prefer?

You can add to it...

AfricanApple:
una get problem walahi.
btw, how can chimerase2 solve their problem

AfricanApple:
una get problem walahi.
btw, how can chimerase2 solve their problem

LewisO:
Typing...

dorlapoh20:
number 7

emusmith:


He is a man of God!

AfricanApple:
hian, man of god. if you think they have a problem and you asked them to go to chimerase for help then you are wicked

chimerase2:

AfricanApple:
stop crying joor, can't you see I was praising u

iyisco2001:
All of una wey dey number 7, I wan apply o, I dey find am seriously, Abi na emusmith

halmeyd:
Lol Na all of dem go dey claim no 7 now ooo...And dey re stil @ 35