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5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by babate3e(m): 7:14pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
Being a bachelor has taken me to several kinds of iya basira, nwayi owerri and other local canteens in lagos, so i felt i had to share my experience of various kind of people i meet: 1. The Oppressors: These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like; "4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water". N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought in several plates for them to eat as much as possible. 2. The Voracious eater: These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can recognize them when you hear; "madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure water". 3. The Acagons: Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear; "iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat" NB: this set are the only ones that don't order for water, they prefer the one on the table, used for washing hand". 4. The formers: These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater. After they leave, you start hearing comments especially from the acagons like " haaaaa ![]() 5. Father xmas: This list is not complete without them, they are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing "baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir" and he never dissapoints them too. Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!! 84 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by eistien(m): 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by eistien(m): 8:08pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
**MODIFIED** The debtors...they always buy on credit. Thanks guys for the corrections, I didn't think it would make FP. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
what about the ones dat wlii buy small food come add plenty meat.they be like;iya sikiru,give me 2 wraps of fufu,9 pieces of meat,2 big bokotos,5 roundabout fish and one orobo coke,i be like;guy na only u waka come 58 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by babate3e(m): 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
vickerz:lol, they fall under the oppressors. wow, so this is how it feels having a post on front page. iya sikira, abeg give everyone 10 wraps of fufu with 1 meat. 13 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
make i sharpaly book space. ehen my type too. we fit chop 1 pounded yam 1 meat tens times we don't order at once. very annoying thing 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by babate3e(m): 12:24am On Feb 04, 2015 |
pwreshbawz:lol, funny 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by SAMBARRY: 6:44pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Yesh 33 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by teemanbastos(m): 9:25pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
lool. Lwkmd. *falls from iroko tree* dusts self... Rolls on with lafter. Reclimbs tree.. *falls again* injured. Runs out of thread. I no wan die. 41 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by meshacha1: 9:26pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Some people go dey mama buka still dey form ajee... That's why I like shadrach, meshach, abednego and glory.... They don't eat anyhow. Pls hit like if you like iya basira food 12 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:26pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
The Seun Type Those that keep quiet the whole time and just pay their money and go out. 46 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by angelTI(f): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
I don't do buka because I rarely eat out. 6 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
lol reminds me of a buka i went to years ago and my mouth was wide open seeing someone digesting 24 wraps of fufu. That guy will always be remembered as a legend. Anyway, Buhari for president come march 28. Vote Wisely, Vote for change, The choice is yours. 52 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by akpanikpe(m): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
What is mama put? Or buka? In France where i school we go to McDonald's ![]() 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by MaZterZ(m): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Number 1 ![]() |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
hmmm |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by WIZGUY69(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
![]() why is it just making front page now? . they are some that will buy #200 fufu and order for like #5000 meat, ponmo, fish etc. very irritating. na thief de do that kind tin. ![]() . . [size=48]#MARCH4BUHARI[/size] 11 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by onosprince(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
@OP you didnt mention the Bambi Allah, or u dont meet them at the Buka u go to? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by MaZterZ(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by omophunky(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
What about those that stand beside Iya bisi pointing to the fattest meat in pot. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by raziboi(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
No meat...Dis type of pple don't eat meat at all ..dia way is mummy gimme rice and beans...no put meat...oooo afta eating mummy abeg help me with extra...... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by trisha01(f): 9:29pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
no 4 ![]() |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by angelTI(f): 9:29pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: Chai. Which kain temptation be this for this evening na. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by prontoniero(m): 9:30pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Well said; nice one! |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by merits(m): 9:30pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by CharlieMaria(m): 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
READING..... |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
*Spreads mat* Sipping my alomo |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by joseph1832(m): 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Am surprise tosyne2much didn't create this thread. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by nairaman66(m): 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
The BEGGARS! |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Drdaps(m): 9:32pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Well, you are so damn on point ![]() But in what class can we classify those that bought a single wrap of fufu just to get soup to eat those that they have at home 10 Likes |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:32pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by free2ryhme: 9:32pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
![]() ![]() The Ajekus They eat the leftovers from customers plate after they must have left 2 Likes |
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