@last who says I can't prove my haters wrong @owlumeday.........sips chilled bottle of coke....its about to go down page 229

Bleshh:
I no fit drop my numba here... Last time i did that Diff set of people kept on buggin' me!!



U fit add me on BBM (if u want my pin, ask in ur next quote) or better still, drop ur numba, ama call u up!!

make i go thief smart phone? lemme break it down- me phone got spoilt,gave it out. . . .i dnt have,and d symbian my bro dash me(uses BB and TECNO G9),one petty thief came and stole it from the window-my room and my parents rooms were affected. stile my dad's phone him dy charge for him room o,and used stick to carry MOM's bag. took the monies and dropped it nearby. my batteries that are bad, he dropped them around. na one asha 311 i dy use.. . inshort, i no dy BBM. .

MY NUMBER:09038586282

gonna drop the reachable one-nt mine( i too dy borroe,na my great grand pa i resemble) lol

Horluwahighdee:
no b lust u call am sori is it luv? and so shey na ur papa nd mama dat taught u aw 2 woo ni? 'winks'

brotherly,y u wan tk spoil my parol na?? u dey beef the STAR BOY(omo irawo)?? okay,wen did i talk am say I LOFF AM??

sheybi u be MTN USER,dem go subsidize the HEARING AID DEM DY GIVE OUT @ MTN FOUNDATION FOR UNA!! lol. kiddin though

Owlumeday:
wish 1 remain

na weac ishhh jawe ( statement of result n testimonial abi na certificate )

Like play like play,count doen from 60+ days don finish. . .

First of all,i go miss that head usher wey always dey disturb me,join USHER,wey fimipa infront one 'oloju fanta,elese coke' babe on new year eve. . Wey dey always buy/give me gaari after service

i go miss that girl wey always want mk i take am PHYSICS at nite(I UGLY O,NO B FINE BOY).Her father go CASTRATE me ni if i toshh ha(na so i tk free am o),he be CHRONIC MUSLIM(NO INSULTS)


I go miss IYA SHAKÍ(a town),wey always gv me #60 bread to chop wit d NOODLES IYA ODÚN GIF ME.

I go miss my FINE LOCAL DOG(MIRANDA).She do eye service die. . Wen u pick up stone to chase goats away,him go run chase dem,wen u go him go dy look

i go miss THAT WOMAN WEY DY ALWAYS FEED ME SHOPRITE BREAD WITH BEANS AND COLD WATER. THAT WOMAN WEY GO DEY DO IYANGA WEN HER HUSBAND REACH HOME. THE WOMAN WEY GO DY LOOK U DY LAFF WEN U DO RONG. THAT WOMAN WEY LIKE WHEAT AND EJA KOTÉ DIE.THE WOMAN WEY LIGHT WELLA,ME COME DUDU. . .I'LL MISS MY MOM!!!!

THAT MAN WEY GO DY FORM VOLTRON. . WEY GO DY TELL ME STORY HOW HIM HURSTLE TO BECOME WAT HE BECAME(DAT ONE CONCERN ME??). THAT MAN WEY LIKE DOVE TV DIE(THE STATION TOOOOOOOOO BORING,AND SETANTA AFRICA). . THE MAN WEY NEVA GIVE U MONEY TO DO HAIR PASS #100. . MAN WEY WAN FOLLOW ME COME SEE MY H.O.D(THE MAN SELF. . ). THE MAN WEY BOTH HIM AND HIM WIFEY DEY USE D SAME GLASSES. .THE MAN WEY FIT BUDGET PASS OKONJO. . . I WL MISS MY DAD!!!!


That boy for church weythink i be hum mate. Wen i come back,him go fear. .

That boy wey we dy run packaging together. Him mouth sweet die. . I go miss my baddest goon : TIMATINS

I GO MISS PEOPLE CHAI!!!



Seydam,jdrake,BLESHH(I NEVA UNDASTAND D GUY,HIM B MATTER AND ANTI-MATTER OF HIMSELF),Philips and dayzzz(our rich boiz)owlumeday. . .i go meet una,and if una FIMIPA wen u all see me,i go swear for u with my IWO MAALU. Divsy,holareh and bettygirl,et al. If dem born u well, make UNA NO SET,WALAHI,KASALA GO BURST.AND FINE TOO O. .IF una like,go use all d MARY KAYS(foundation,lol).


Doyin-i for don woo u tey tey for sch,d@ tym'i dy mad,U GO HEAR AM. Peace,this time i go show u say na MR ONIGBINDE BORN ME. Simbi-No worry,my parol for UTME GO RESUME,FASTER. . . Ronke,God bless ur soul. .


(all na joke,bt real names)


Happy resumption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Owlumeday:
i no no ooo.

na Tuesday me dey enta dat Futa

@last d count down don end.......we don resume sha........safe journey to those traveling today....na tomorrow I go reach Akure.....hmmn God bless the space God bless the planets God bless planet earth God bless the continent God bless Africa God bless West Africa God bless Nigeria God bless south-west God bless Ondo God bless Akure God bless Futa God bless obanla God bless Saat God bless the FST department and above all God bless me and all futarians.......worisj is wishing you a safe and boring journey!!!!

Seyirock ! Na zuba na. I no see ur description for face book oh. Just search for OLORUNDARE KAYODE (coprakay). The nickname is in bracket like that. Also, my profile pix na black jacket i wear. Location is abuja, sch sch visionary Golden Academy. I think this will do.

Dekatron:
brotherly,y u wan tk spoil my parol na?? u dey beef the STAR BOY(omo irawo)?? okay,wen did i talk am say I LOFF AM??

sheybi u be MTN USER,dem go subsidize the HEARING AID DEM DY GIVE OUT @ MTN FOUNDATION FOR UNA!! lol. kiddin though

na u sabi o brodalee u b case wey dem dey take 2 court!!! lolz.

Horluwahighdee:
na u sabi o brodalee u b case wey dem dey take 2 court!!! lolz.

funny you. . . . and she is my last hope o. . e be like say fellpowship fit help me(i need attestation letter too o. . e don red for guy man o). .how do i do it??

Dekatron:
funny you. . . . and she is my last hope o. . e be like say fellpowship fit help me(i need attestation letter too o. . e don red for guy man o). .how do i do it??

hahaha... & u wanna deny her b4. Go gt it 4rm ur sec skul propreitor or principal,or go to ur church pastor,or maybe 4rm d chairman of ur community ,,,

Horluwahighdee:
hahaha... & u wanna deny her b4. Go gt it 4rm ur sec skul propreitor or principal,or go to ur church pastor,or maybe 4rm d chairman of ur community ,,,

lol . bt them say na typed one with letter head. . .the person go type am,come sign am join?? ko ye mi.o. .

thank God say na only 3 clothes i gt and i don pack am. . . TIME TO AWAKEN OUR HURSTLE SPIRIT. LOL

Bt dem say dem dy sell attestation lettrr for sch?? hw true?

worisj:
@last who says I can't prove my haters wrong @owlumeday.........sips chilled bottle of coke....its about to go down page 229

me wey i don sleep

holareh:
na weac ishhh jawe ( statement of result n testimonial abi na certificate )

oook u shud get d 2 wit like 7k

Glory be to God for d good tinz he hath done. D day we er all waiting for is finaaly heere. I remember d tyn dey said we er resumin jan 11 i was like its too far and nw am already missing home. Tank God for our lives and family. Make i go baff dey go church go collect holy communion b4 i go sch. Happy resumption and safe journey!!!!!!

Stanyvic:

How are we gonna get the forms

..

I actually stumbled into this discussion through
googling. Though, most of the information
addressed here are true. But to avoid been
scammed, I think it will be better if prospective
candidate visit their website at www.ijmbnigeria.org
as it contains all required details. Candidates can
however register to various accredited centre
closer to their location...Kindly visit the site instead
of calling diff phone contacts.

If u did nt gain admission, pls don't just stay @ home, if u hv a pre-degree friend y don't u stay wit him so dat u can go 4 lectures till u write nxt Jamb? It will b beta dat way, pls don't stay @home without doing anytin.

Dekatron:
make i go thief smart phone? lemme break it down- me phone got spoilt,gave it out. . . .i dnt have,and d symbian my bro dash me(uses BB and TECNO G9),one petty thief came and stole it from the window-my room and my parents rooms were affected. stile my dad's phone him dy charge for him room o,and used stick to carry MOM's bag. took the monies and dropped it nearby. my batteries that are bad, he dropped them around. na one asha 311 i dy use.. . inshort, i no dy BBM. .

MY NUMBER:09038586282

gonna drop the reachable one-nt mine( i too dy borroe,na my great grand pa i resemble) lol

Hahaha...

i'll call u, all ba whyning!!!

na iPhone 6+ u go dey use like ds nau

Dekatron:
Like play like play,count doen from 60+ days don finish. . .

First of all,i go miss that head usher wey always dey disturb me,join USHER,wey fimipa infront one 'oloju fanta,elese coke' babe on new year eve. . Wey dey always buy/give me gaari after service

i go miss that girl wey always want mk i take am PHYSICS at nite(I UGLY O,NO B FINE BOY).Her father go CASTRATE me ni if i toshh ha(na so i tk free am o),he be CHRONIC MUSLIM(NO INSULTS)


I go miss IYA SHAKÍ(a town),wey always gv me #60 bread to chop wit d NOODLES IYA ODÚN GIF ME.

I go miss my FINE LOCAL DOG(MIRANDA).She do eye service die. . Wen u pick up stone to chase goats away,him go run chase dem,wen u go him go dy look

i go miss THAT WOMAN WEY DY ALWAYS FEED ME SHOPRITE BREAD WITH BEANS AND COLD WATER. THAT WOMAN WEY GO DEY DO IYANGA WEN HER HUSBAND REACH HOME. THE WOMAN WEY GO DY LOOK U DY LAFF WEN U DO RONG. THAT WOMAN WEY LIKE WHEAT AND EJA KOTÉ DIE.THE WOMAN WEY LIGHT WELLA,ME COME DUDU. . .I'LL MISS MY MOM!!!!

THAT MAN WEY GO DY FORM VOLTRON. . WEY GO DY TELL ME STORY HOW HIM HURSTLE TO BECOME WAT HE BECAME(DAT ONE CONCERN ME??). THAT MAN WEY LIKE DOVE TV DIE(THE STATION TOOOOOOOOO BORING,AND SETANTA AFRICA). . THE MAN WEY NEVA GIVE U MONEY TO DO HAIR PASS #100. . MAN WEY WAN FOLLOW ME COME SEE MY H.O.D(THE MAN SELF. . ). THE MAN WEY BOTH HIM AND HIM WIFEY DEY USE D SAME GLASSES. .THE MAN WEY FIT BUDGET PASS OKONJO. . . I WL MISS MY DAD!!!!


That boy for church weythink i be hum mate. Wen i come back,him go fear. .

That boy wey we dy run packaging together. Him mouth sweet die. . I go miss my baddest goon : TIMATINS

I GO MISS PEOPLE CHAI!!!



Seydam,jdrake,BLESHH(I NEVA UNDASTAND D GUY,HIM B MATTER AND ANTI-MATTER OF HIMSELF),Philips and dayzzz(our rich boiz)owlumeday. . .i go meet una,and if una FIMIPA wen u all see me,i go swear for u with my IWO MAALU. Divsy,holareh and bettygirl,et al. If dem born u well, make UNA NO SET,WALAHI,KASALA GO BURST.AND FINE TOO O. .IF una like,go use all d MARY KAYS(foundation,lol).


Doyin-i for don woo u tey tey for sch,d@ tym'i dy mad,U GO HEAR AM. Peace,this time i go show u say na MR ONIGBINDE BORN ME. Simbi-No worry,my parol for UTME GO RESUME,FASTER. . . Ronke,God bless ur soul. .


(all na joke,bt real names)


Happy resumption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^

EVERY NL FUTA FRESHER SHOULD BE DOING THIS

thats how we roll

Well, u fit come hang out with me wen u don reach Akure, na only me dey ds apartment and its so boring

holareh:
na weac ishhh jawe ( statement of result n testimonial abi na certificate )

In Life we need to b Informed!!

You can use ur waec result PRINTOUT only if its within 3-YEARS!! and FUTA would accept it!!

You can also type ur testimonial urself!!!

dnt waste ur tym gurl

worisj:
@last who says I can't prove my haters wrong @owlumeday.........sips chilled bottle of coke....its about to go down page 229

from ALOMO to COKE?

hmnnn... Thank God for ur life

Jherry93:
is there any deadline for d submission of acceptance form? Cos I don't tink I can still fall in on sunday or monday.

" ......should be submitted on or before Monday"

how does that sound to you, sir?

Pls, yu berra dont joke with FUTA o

coprakay:
Seyirock ! Na zuba na. I no see ur description for face book oh. Just search for OLORUNDARE KAYODE (coprakay). The nickname is in bracket like that. Also, my profile pix na black jacket i wear. Location is abuja, sch sch visionary Golden Academy. I think this will do.

na when u dey go now?

Bleshh:
In Life we need to b Informed!!

You can use ur waec result PRINTOUT only if its within 3-YEARS!! and FUTA would accept it!!

You can also type ur testimonial urself!!!

dnt waste ur tym gurl

u sure?,dsame issh tire my leg.

seyirock:
u sure?,dsame issh tire my leg.

thats what happened last year...

hope they wont change the system

Bleshh:
^^^^^^^^^^^

EVERY NL FUTA FRESHER SHOULD BE DOING THIS

thats how we roll

Well, u fit come hang out with me wen u don reach Akure, na only me dey ds apartment and its so boring

d MAAZI himself don talk. . . i'm movin today. . only few clothes and very very small money. . .

Bleshh:
" ......should be submitted on or before Monday"

how does that sound to you, sir?

Pls, yu berra dont joke with FUTA o

ah dat1 na Gobe ooo. Well i wud be balling in tomoa. I hope those collectin it wont close early . Guy shey u don summit ur own? Nd where er we to summit it

Bleshh:
Hahaha...

i'll call u, all ba whyning!!!

na iPhone 6+ u go dey use like ds nau

walahi,i dy laff,olokada cme dy luk me like im dy cray. .LWKM!!!! u wl borrow me ur iPhone na. .mehn!!!! hope u don enter ur birtday suit/clothe go church

Dekatron:
d MAAZI himself don talk. . . i'm movin today. . only few clothes and very very small money. . .

guy u beta hold moni wella nd carry along ur daily needs and other stuffs. Goin back home wont be soo easy

Bleshh:
" ......should be submitted on or before Monday"

how does that sound to you, sir?

Pls, yu berra dont joke with FUTA o

agba man. . .sheybi na to just submitt or hidden process dey??

Owlumeday:
guy u beta hold moni wella nd carry along ur daily needs and other stuffs. Goin back home wont be soo easy

na greek una dy yarn. . . .THE MAN ONE GIVE ME LIKE #4000(want to buy #1200 shoe out of it o. e no concern him). and wl send d remaining to an acct(i neva activate my GTB acct self and i have d ATM CARD). so,BLESHH go helep me out by me usin his acct(wen we meet sha). abi?? so any help u can,pls render o. .


BLESHH-08139078969 is reachable . . . i dy wait

Dekatron:
agba man. . .sheybi na to just submitt or hidden process dey??

Abi another tin dey dere nii?