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11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
1. THE EARLY COMERS-this set of people tend to come very early to church all in the name of Sunday school. they also concentrate mostly on the ongoing service and they don't easily get distracted 2.THE DANCERS-this people are only effective to the song and sounds of the beat. they will always dance and dance and dance to the songs sang by the choristers. the likes are found in all churches but if u want a funny view visit a C.C.C mostly known as cele or C&S 3. THE WOMAN WRAPPERS-hmmm they attend churches just to deceive our sisters in Christ telling them false visions they saw . if u fall into this category its high-time you repented. 4. THE VIEWERS-they only come to watch what is going on in church. even while prayer is going on will will always open your eyes to find theirs open. 5. THE WALKER$-i think this set of people do sit on a hot seat.they will always walk in and out of the church like they own it. 6. THE BIBLE READERS-this people are to be feared. they get to the expected verse before the pastor finish saying it. they are not attention seekers neither are they showing their reading skills. they only believe it the right thing to do. 7. THE PRAYER WARRIORS-when it is time to pray, especially in C.A.C's, you will always find them funny because they pray to their highest voice,they jerk their knees, nod their heads mostly all at the same time. 8. THE PRAYER TAPPERS-they always start praying while the prophet is just saying his/her prayer points. i belong to this group because i believe that if am the first to pray. mine will be answered first. it doesn't really matter. 9. THE FIRST TIMERS-you are liable to meet a first timer in your church too. they are sometimes celebrated in some churches. 10.THE PHONE FREAKS-they are always attracted to their phones expecting one important call ,msg or bank alert while some chat. they always leave it on even when they are told to switch it off. 11. THE SLEEPERS-as if they did work overnight during the sermon especially. you will always find them sleeping which category do u belong too? and also feel free to add yours. |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
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Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 10:59pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Iamsynord:dnt tell me u just booked a space |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 11:39pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
the phone charger the one that came to test the pastor faith (evil spirit) the one who came to use d church passwordless WiFi |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 9:49am On Jan 12, 2015 |
holatin:LOL ... me sef dey always look for church with wifi |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 9:53am On Jan 12, 2015 |
duduhemit36:hahahahaha baddest man. morning sir |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 9:58am On Jan 12, 2015 |
holatin: Have you been to a Church before? |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 9:58am On Jan 12, 2015 |
holatin:morning oh......wat temperature are u dier |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 10:16am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 10:17am On Jan 12, 2015 |
brito:yeah use 8 years of my life as a Christian. |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 10:18am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 10:24am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 10:36am On Jan 12, 2015 |
I'm a dedicated sleeper |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 11:02am On Jan 12, 2015 |
brito:I just dey cold here 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 11:03am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
holatin:abi i go lie? i do try my best but some times when the spirit doesn't move me i zzz.. |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by komek(m): 4:40pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
No. 4.present sir. I just go to church to look and watch. At a time i will start asking myself why do people get so engrossed and emotional about what they have never seen (GOD). At the end i will end up saying that life is all about what you believe. God have mercy. |
Re: 11 Types Of People See In Church by holatin(m): 9:37pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Mojanity:hahahahaha |
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