gallivant:


Hahaha! You killing me.Their women have no time for wigs too busy being quran reading housewives and domestic helps all over the world.

Kikikikiki!!.... ''Domestic helps all over d world''.....*Dead*

gallivant:


And so what is your point? Somalia is still a failed entity.

Just correcting your ignorant statement.

Btw Somalia is not a failed state. It was, but not anymore.

axum:



I was addressing someone who was talking about the history of Somalia. But since you mention the 21st century know that your people are dying of Hiv, and wearing wigs: all this means an end to the people we know as the Bantus, thank you DARWIN.

Darwin? Lol I wouldn't invoke Darwin if I was Somali.You are a perfect epitome of Darwinism theory.Natural selection has not favoured you.Physically and mentally you have been proven a weak species.True or not?

ArtanK:


Just correcting your ignorant statement.

Btw Somalia is not a failed state. It was, but not anymore.

It is a failed state. You need me explain further?

gallivant:


It is a failed state. You need me explain further?

This will be interesting.

Go on.

gallivant:


You need something to stroke your ego when you have nothing else going for you.This Bantu nonsense is deflection and hurt pride.

There's many other things that I as a somali could use to stroke my ego, Nothing can hurt my pride in my people and I was just wondering how a thread on somalia's improvement turned into a beauty contest

gallivant:


Darwin? Lol I wouldn't invoke Darwin if I was Somali.You are a perfect epitome of Darwinism theory.Natural selection has not favoured you.Physically and mentally you have been proven a weak species.True or not?

So other African countries have never experienced internal armed conflicts?

Ethiopia - September 1, 1961 — May 29, 1991 Eritrean War of Independence

Rwanda - October 1, 1990 — July 18, 1994 Rwandan Civil War
April 7, 1994 — July 15, 1994 Rwandan Genocide

Ivory Coast - September 19, 2002 — March 4, 2007 Civil war in Ivory Coast

Liberia - 1989 — 1996 First Liberian Civil War
1999 — 2003 Second Liberian Civil War

Mali - 1990 — 1995 Azawad insurgency and Malian civil war
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
2007 — 2009 Second Tuareg rebellion
2012 — Third Tuareg Rebellion
2012 — ongoing Northern Mali conflict

Niger - 1990 — 1995 First Azawad insurgency
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
2007 — 2009 Second Azawad insurgency
2012 Tuareg Rebellion

Nigeria - 1967 — 1970 Nigerian Civil War
1999 - ongoing Boko Haram conflict

Sierra Leone - March 23, 1991 — January 18, 2002 Sierra Leone Civil War

Western Sahara - 1970 - ongoing Western Sahara conflict
October 30, 1975 — September 6, 1991 Western Sahara War

CAR - 1987 - ongoing Lord's Resistance Army insurgency
2004 — 2007 Central African Republic Bush War
2012 — 2014 Central African Republic conflict (2012–2014)

Rep. Congo - 1997 — 1999 Congo (Brazzaville) Civil War

Democratic Republic of Congo - March 8, 1977 — May 26, 1977 CE Shaba I
May 11, 1978 — June 1978 Shaba II
1987 - ongoing Lord's Resistance Army insurgency
October 24, 1996 — May 16, 1997 First Congo War
August 2, 1998 — July 18, 2003 Second Congo War
1999 — 2007 Ituri Conflict
2004 — ongoing Kivu Conflict
2007 - ongoing ADF insurgency
1987 - "ongoing" Katanga insurgency

Chad - 1965 — 1982 Civil war in Chad
1998 — 2002 Civil war in Chad
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
December 18, 2005 — January 15, 2010 Civil war in Chad

Mozambique - May 30, 1977 — October 4, 1992 Mozambican Civil War
2013 CE - ongoing Internal conflict in Mozambique

Angola - November 11, 1975 — April 4, 2002 Angolan Civil War

And many more...

ArtanK:


So other African countries have never experienced internal armed conflicts?

Ethiopia - September 1, 1961 — May 29, 1991 Eritrean War of Independence

Rwanda - October 1, 1990 — July 18, 1994 Rwandan Civil War
April 7, 1994 — July 15, 1994 Rwandan Genocide

Ivory Coast - September 19, 2002 — March 4, 2007 Civil war in Ivory Coast

Liberia - 1989 — 1996 First Liberian Civil War
1999 — 2003 Second Liberian Civil War

Mali - 1990 — 1995 Azawad insurgency and Malian civil war
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
2007 — 2009 Second Tuareg rebellion
2012 — Third Tuareg Rebellion
2012 — ongoing Northern Mali conflict

Niger - 1990 — 1995 First Azawad insurgency
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
2007 — 2009 Second Azawad insurgency
2012 Tuareg Rebellion

Nigeria - 1967 — 1970 Nigerian Civil War
1999 - ongoing Boko Haram conflict

Sierra Leone - March 23, 1991 — January 18, 2002 Sierra Leone Civil War

Western Sahara - 1970 - ongoing Western Sahara conflict
October 30, 1975 — September 6, 1991 Western Sahara War

CAR - 1987 - ongoing Lord's Resistance Army insurgency
2004 — 2007 Central African Republic Bush War
2012 — 2014 Central African Republic conflict (2012–2014)

Rep. Congo - 1997 — 1999 Congo (Brazzaville) Civil War

Democratic Republic of Congo - March 8, 1977 — May 26, 1977 CE Shaba I
May 11, 1978 — June 1978 Shaba II
1987 - ongoing Lord's Resistance Army insurgency
October 24, 1996 — May 16, 1997 First Congo War
August 2, 1998 — July 18, 2003 Second Congo War
1999 — 2007 Ituri Conflict
2004 — ongoing Kivu Conflict
2007 - ongoing ADF insurgency
1987 - "ongoing" Katanga insurgency

Chad - 1965 — 1982 Civil war in Chad
1998 — 2002 Civil war in Chad
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
December 18, 2005 — January 15, 2010 Civil war in Chad

Mozambique - May 30, 1977 — October 4, 1992 Mozambican Civil War
2013 CE - ongoing Internal conflict in Mozambique

Angola - November 11, 1975 — April 4, 2002 Angolan Civil War

And many more...

Bro, dont waste your time and just ignore them.

ArtanK:

This will be interesting.
Go on.

First off, Somalia does not even exist.It has disingrated into puppet entities like Somaliland, Puntland snd the recent Kenyan creation of Jubaland.Second, you have failed when foreign army's are roaming your lands, foreign navies supervising your oceans plunder, the UN funding 99pc of your budget and your people wandering the globe.Interesting enough?

They obviously have nothing positive to contribute to this thread

gallivant:


First off, Somalia does not even exist.It has disingrated into puppet entities like Somaliland, Puntland snd the recent Kenyan creation of Jubaland.Second, you have failed when foreign army's are roaming your lands, foreign navies supervising your oceans plunder, the UN funding 99pc of your budget and your people wandering the globe.Interesting enough?

Somalia

gallivant:


First off, Somalia does not even exist.It has disingrated into[b] puppet entities[/b] like Somaliland, Puntland snd the recent Kenyan creation of Jubaland.Second, you have failed when foreign army's are roaming your lands, foreign navies supervising your oceans plunder, the UN funding 99pc of your budget and your people wandering the globe.Interesting enough?

They're not puppet entites

Jubbaland is not a Kenyan creation

There are better sources than wikipedia

We learn something new everyday don't we?

Now I'm gonna follow my own advice and ignore dumb trolls like yourself

Find something more productive to do with your sad life

Maakhir:


There's many other things that I as a somali could use to stroke my ego, Nothing can hurt my pride in my people and I was just wondering how a thread on somalia's improvement turned into a beauty contest

Things like what?

Ask that Bantu worshipper Axum.

Maakhir:


They're not puppet entites

Jubbaland is not a Kenyan creation

There are better sources than wikipedia

We learn something new everyday don't we?

They are puppets and their leaders are picked in Nairobi and Addis Ababa and you know it.

Maakhir:


Somalia

You are in denial.Somaliland, Puntland, Jubbaland etc all have sitting heads of state, militaries and even currency.Embrace reality, you failed as a people.

gallivant:


They are puppets and their leaders are picked in Nairobi and Addis Ababa and you know it.

Since when,

My mum is Issaq, I should know better than you and the elections were recently held in Hargeisa so stfu and your wikipedia sourced info

Maakhir:
Now I'm gonna follow my own advice and ignore dumb trolls like yourself

Find something more productive to do with your sad life

Kikikikiki

Truth hurts right?

Maakhir:


Since when,

My mum is Issaq, I should know better than you and the elections were recently held in Hargeisa so stfu and your wikipedia sourced info

Since you are Issaq you know your place in this world.Go make me a sandwich....no mayonaisse.

gallivant:


Since you are Issaq you know your place in this world.Go make me a sandwich....no mayonaisse.

I am above your level so I will ignore that comment.
Do not start debates you cannot possibly win

the next time you insult me in that manner prepare to get thrashed.

Dathommie:



Kikikikiki

Truth hurts right?

Falsehood doesn't hurt but I'm a patient person. I'll let you and your friend instigate this.

Goodnight kids,

I better not read any bullsh*t tommorow morning or you'll get thrashed

Maakhir:




I am above your level so I will ignore that comment.
Do not start debates you cannot possibly win

the next time you insult me in that manner prepare to get thrashed.

What? No ham!!?Get back in the kitchen b####!

gallivant:


First off, Somalia does not even exist.It has disingrated into puppet entities like Somaliland, Puntland snd the recent Kenyan creation of Jubaland.Second, you have failed when foreign army's are roaming your lands, foreign navies supervising your oceans plunder, the UN funding 99pc of your budget and your people wandering the globe.Interesting enough?

LOL you are talking out of your arse mate.

Puppet entities that have regular meetings with government officials? The last meeting took place last month in Djibouti, the one before that was when the ex PM visited Puntland and received a welcome fit for a king lol. Jubbaland sought the help of Kenya to liberate the land from Alshabab then pledged its allegiance to the Somali gov, Kenya merely guarded the conferences in Kismayu.
Large chunks of the so-called foreign armies in Somalia are ethnic Somalis from Ethiopia and Djibouti, plus the Amisom mandate runs out in 2016.

If this conversation was about the shi.thole you're from, the irony would have been hilarious considering that Somalia is recovering from a long civil war and your joke of a country is not.

Maakhir:


The truth doesn't hurt but I'm a patient person. I'll let you and your friend instigate this.

Kikikiki!!

ArtanK:


LOL you are talking out of your arse mate.

Puppet entities that have regular meetings with government officials? The last meeting took place last month in Djibouti, the one before that was when the ex PM visited Puntland and received a welcome fit for a king lol. Jubbaland sought the help of Kenya to liberate the land from Alshabab then pledged its allegiance to the Somali gov, Kenya merely guarded the conferences in Kismayu.
Large chunks of the so-called foreign armies in Somalia are ethnic Somalis from Ethiopia and Djibouti, plus the Amisom mandate runs out in 2016.

If this conversation was about the shi.thole you're from, the irony would have been hilarious considering that Somalia is recovering from a long civil war and your joke of a country is not.

Hahahahah!!

recoverin by d help frm oda nations budget n military?

Didn't they tell u we ar fightin our fights by ourselves wit no international help, n our nation isn't over ran by terrorist lyk urs.

Somali, world terrorist centre!!

ArtanK:


LOL you are talking out of your arse mate.

Puppet entities that have regular meetings with government officials? The last meeting took place last month in Djibouti, the one before that was when the ex PM visited Puntland and received a welcome fit for a king lol. Jubbaland sought the help of Kenya to liberate the land from Alshabab then pledged its allegiance to the Somali gov, Kenya merely guarded the conferences in Kismayu.
Large chunks of the so-called foreign armies in Somalia are ethnic Somalis from Ethiopia and Djibouti, plus the Amisom mandate runs out in 2016.

If this conversation was about the shi.thole you're from, the irony would have been hilarious considering that Somalia is recovering from a long civil war and your joke of a country is not.

My shithole is better, safe and properous.Your civil war is not my problem, come get ur refugees.

Where is Axum lol

gallivant:


My shithole is better, safe and properous.Your civil war is not my problem, come get ur refugees.

Abeg state where you are from so we can have a proper debate.

ArtanK:


Abeg state where you are from so we can have a proper debate.

In the failed state index Somalia reigns supreme.It doesn't really matter where am from since everywhere else is better than Somalia.

Dathommie:



Hahahahah!!

recoverin by d help frm oda nations budget n military?

Didn't they tell u we ar fightin our fights by ourselves wit no international help, n our nation isn't over ran by terrorist lyk urs.

Somali, world terrorist centre!!

So you think Somalia is the only country in the world who received help from foreigners?
Other nations pledged their sons and their sons get paid lucratively by the EU.

There is more terrorism and piracy activity in Nigeria than in the whole of East Africa. Fact.

gallivant:


In the failed state index Somalia reigns supreme.It doesn't really matter where am from since everywhere else is better than Somalia.

Phahaha I see you running away with your tail between your legs.