ToyinDipo:
Is this schooling or bullying...

Ibime, abeg explain this lines

It is all of the above. LMAO!!

mikuz:


It is all of the above. LMAO!!

Lolol, it was so brutal.

ToyinDipo:


Lolol, it was so brutal.

Ibime is good, but I'm a cut above him.

couldn't script much...
I got assignments... I just scribbled this real quick sha ...besides I didn't see Any punchline in ibime's verse.. I don't know the fuss bout it... But this one tops it
Na weekend I get time....abeg ..


I Ransack with my goons...to lynch ibime...and leave his black body screwed/
My Motive's Acute...both brute and crude...I ll' have this wack dummy bruised/
Three shots to his Toes...Crippling Bis...and his weakened knees... Then place the Daft Maddened Fool/
In a Silver Wheelchair ...like a 'Cat Daddy Move' !!/

I ll' clamp this inmate's contour...
Ibime's done for/..
Cos My Blessed Techs..will wreck this nagging pest/and its happening here/
Anticipate not in minutes...i ll' dent his neck in secs/
Ibime's like his wife's loose brassiere... So alert this nerd.....he can't go Chest for Chest!/

If the jerk makes an attempt...he ll' catch the flu and the ailment/
6 years been texting...yet this fool's a failed vet/ a loser and frail pet/
Ibime is doomed...he ll' be whooped in his basement/
And his text style?...are like "filled up hotels" ...-- No Room for improvement !/

And his Hysterical Wife?....she was cherishing this bloke/
I was Rafael Nadal..and played Tennis with his Ho/
Then I was David Beckham ....she gulped my plenty fluid and Load/
Tore her Victoria secret ...and fixed my PPenis in her Holes!!!!/

"She's sucks balls expertly"... The Slut did her best/placed my Rod in her bbreasts/
I bit off her tips..while she was rubbing my beards/
And how she "blew my ccock''? My brother, i swear...really got to my nerves/
Unlike Warriblood's Job ...... None is touching her "heads" /

Her Uterus Though-..needs a decent repair/
Stop the pretence you queer/
Ibime wife's vaginna? Its Stinking I swear/
His wife's Cunnt and waste bins?...even 7-up could tell--/ ..-- that the Difference ain't clear !!/



Ibime's too soft...plus he's scared of darkness/
He's too 'kind' with lyrics...he ll' be chewed then spanked next/
While I ll' help him to be wicked.....by shooting his flat chest/ then Remove his White vest/
and Rip his left-right Ventricles ....Now this SStupid wack pest/ is Cruel and ''Heartless'' !!/

Ibime:

Since you dey claim O.B.O. . . .I sent 5 niggas there to kidnap you now! /

For dissing me at noon...you ll' be hacked and beaten/ in your aunty's kitchen/
To hell with your scripts ....with your crappy written/
Am a Rich Fat kid...so why is this FFag still Bitching?/
Though I claim O.B.O .... you were Born O.B.O ....-- Yoruba for Pusssy !!/

Am an Archer with Mad skill/
But ibime's a CCunt...he chatters on grass field/
Call him a BBitch in this Match … ..-- He's Marta from Brazil !!/
I even shipped his coffin from Cuba/
Courtesy of Coogar/
And while i Doubled Rhymes...that bloomed and flourished/
And doubled entendres....that ruled the headies/
Ibime could only...try to double wahala -... he's Oritse Femi/

i ll' beat this impunity/ in this community/
Call Me "sesame,9ice, or Wize" ...cos this sickened entity..../...just got murked.....
by my "Street" Credibility" ! /

mikuz:


Ibime is good, but I'm a cut above him.

Proof or you're lying.

ToyinDipo:


Proof or you're lying.

How do you want it?

Wack Rebuttal

mikuz:


How do you want it?

Records of your rap battles.

Heywhizzy:
supposed battle verse for warriblood
make e no waste

I'm going in with d0pe bars,we all know,he's bringing nothing good/ of late,he has been really acting rude/ tonight will be the end of those diminishing attitude/ cos in this battle,I'll be smacking lips like I'm eating sumptuous food/

He's battling the wrong devil/ sitting in rap god's level/ who gat bars out of this world like pure heaven/ he can't fit in ma shoes,he better walk bare foot/

This wack old cargo/ even if we repping the same city..he's still not under ma shadow/ I'm a winner of ma own...he's a loser in da both/ physical and spiritual..cos the way jazz was killing worry,made Christian alike switch church for babalawo/

I'm better than any nature/ nd still moving onward nd gaining higher education/ which division will the gay go,if I send him on relegation/ he's in the lowest level possible,on a second thought, maybe to hell fire,devil nation/

I'll destroy his "oval tin",I'm known for spoiling beverage/ bring him to the ground with an instant rage/ use his liver to lift him back up,ain't talking leverage/ for my rival has been defeated,I'll climb the mountain top to bury him alive in a ridge/

Reading the build-up nd the main rematch between this loose fool/ nd Obaino voodoo/ that's what I call you wanted more,you have more ..haha,indomie noodles / now I'm left to finally take captive of this animal like a zoo do/

My collection of bars are sicker than nas album,illmatic/ I'm fantastic and dramatic/ he's a fanatic,a black a$$ed b1tch/ him beating me..I laugh,he's visualizing a fantasy/

I'm the best lyricist in this life/ from rap,I want him resigned/ it's obvious I'm "flawing" him..when I slay him with six "tiles"/ he always "picks at" everybody..yet he's the one getting "designed"/

The dude gat nothing in his head,so online he's found capping/ He's fond of biting bars from young6ix nd blabbing/ the only time he create lines himself is when he does his damn barbing/ I'm still getting the W from voters though I didn't feel like rapping/

Anyone seeking assassination..I'm a bolder goon/ he a older fool..this battle is over,he's over too/ He's known for doing nothing in brawls..so,I just beat the l out of blood,now,he can be pronounced bood (multiple entendres intended..for pronounced booed)

Na this shit you won take brawl me before?

Dklef:


Wack Rebuttal

weren't you the one that said I was blowing grammar in my brawl with giyazz?
you are too daft to understand lines ...keep off the RAP thread.. we have sexuality and jokes section..
common current affairs like lord luggard and 1914 amalgamation seemed new to you
... mongrel

Mikuz we.brawl on Sunday ...
24 lines
I would have time to script well from Friday evening ...

set it up ....

Darkrebel:
Mikuz we.brawl on Sunday ...
24 lines
I would have time to script well from Friday evening ...

set it up ....

Oga chill, why are you such in a hurry to kill me. Wetin I do na?

ToyinDipo:


Records of your rap battles.

Na tedious work be that. I have more battles and wins then every other member here.

mikuz:



Oga chill, why are you such in a hurry to kill me. Wetin I do na?

I don't fancy dropping cheap lines on FFR and wasting them... there's this inhibition i feel dropping on FFr ..where no points awarded....

Let's brawl proper ....

24 lines.. Sunday 9pm ....


no dulling... sharp sharp.. set up the thread...

UlqU3:
Old drop

Bring the cream of the crop, I've got the harvest plough/
I'm the knights, merlin, arthur, shii I be on cam-a-lot/
Asheroth, I crave for battle oh bastards/
So I can leave nine tales with my son like naruto's father/
They wanna punch like U3, cross magic moves/
You can't clone me, I was made from God's particles/
Destroy like bug mandibles, only it gets darker/
Yall too young to make the cut like children barbers/
Torture riddles that you'll never solve/
Brain's ethanol... Volatile.. I'm scaling power lines with metal gloves/
Sketch with charred bones of plaque victims/
My performance makes audiences mad till they rape chickens/
Soon as the sinister play begins/
Actors stay weeping/ veins leaking/ ...on torture racks as I stage killings/
Great griffin, swallow double pulse quasars/
Dark law maker/
Conduct mass weddings in a saw chamber/
Curse waver, with the raw strength of Conan/
I'm the fear you feel when you mess with the Zohan/
Spat a curse in class, still tha mage to a row man/
Now, I'm spartacus, steel damage to a roman/
So yall hobos and gringos, claiming fofos can bring those/
In the ring, its body baggings like Frodo and Bilbo/
So bro ya spit goes, when I zorro-slash his throat/
If he wail, I'll be sure to make the blowhole my peep hole/
Your primary focus is my secondary aim/
Blinds regain sight when they read my records in braille/
Run with weapons insane/ stop shots like Cech on his game/
Only know death, killed everyone on memory lane/
I drop a verse off, it's great/ and birds flock the place/
Touch the style n spikes like a hedgehog's impale/
Heart burns nitrous, so every second inhale/
When I rhyme I move the earth like tectonic plates/
Niggas couldn't fukk with me with c0ck or vag1na/
I summon armies of the dead with a drop of saliva/
With me there's no comparison/
I'm like a dragon being, with magic skills/ who's mastered tai and chi/ from naruto's Guy and Jean/ with a fire whip/ beat the man of steel/ killed mucy with massive kick/ and you're just.... Jennifer Aniston/
Tis Insane sh1t/ turn notepads to ovens when I'm script baking/
Walk fully covered cause skill may drip/ on these pages.. /
I smear greatness like Van Gogh when he's painting/
Face me and get disgraced quick/
or peeps may see/ you on a display piece/
And find the price on your head with an ebay click/
healthy mouth, spit stay clean/ I'm still saying/ to punch you don't gotta curse like a 3 day trip/
So pray and get your bible on/
Before you babble on../ like lunatics convinced they saw babylon/
Perfect rhyming form, I moved to the darkside/
Spit cyclones and cause an avalanche when my raps fly/
These kids, I hurry canes to thunder storms on their backsides/
They flood to battle me, and naturally lose by a landslide/

for mentioning my name there, ama give you credit. you wonna work
holla @ me IG: ijbeats or call 08137594396. ama cook something for you.

UlqU3:


Don't mind U3, that's how he plays with any yeye idea that enters his head.

dude.. i like your rewinds..
dópe..

Lagunna:


dude.. i like your rewinds..
dope..

Bros your boy Holla

You Neva sleep

WARRIBLOOD:
Bros your boy Holla

You Neva sleep

No oo. I still dey here..
Why u no show up for your battle against whizzy na?

......Teddy's back to put an end to gumps life...../....with two gague to dump guys.../....like Kobe with Gat I make this spray when I turn beef to a guns fight....

...... my punch causes bomb blast..../....brawling giyazz seriously I'll be causing more harms...../....

GIYAZZ:
when you battled me I was still learning the ropes,

abeg is this one mad.../....

GIYAZZ:
besides you never won that brawl.

whalayi you a dumb lad..../.....

...... fool!!!! everyone witness the way i ate you that night for supper.../.....in my hands you suffer..../... you took your shot last year now ' it's my turn' michael Douglas.../.... so when my arsenal start shooting boy you better find cover before you become a goner..../..

...... killing you ain't a hard stuff..../.....winning me? if it's a joke guy stop...../......darkrebel whooped you thrice & that's 'a lot, 3' biko let me make this a jackpot...../....

...... I'm an assassin who terminate wack like you without receiving a ransom..../.....between you limerick & obasanjo abeg who is more handsome....../.....

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don't you ever sleep teddybiyasi?

Darkrebel:
don't you ever sleep teddybiyasi?

you nko

tangent:
i noticed there are many good text mcs on this zone. i think it's high time netcees flow for rank to know the rap king of nairaland.
netcees should drop their flows and get graded. 5 star ranking=gold, 4 star=silver, 3 star=bronze, 2 star=plastic. 1 star=wood.
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teddybiyasi:



you nko

am doing some assignments ..

are you watching por^n?

Darkrebel:


am doing some assignments ..

are you watching por^n?

Lol he must be...

PhaseOne:


Lol he must be...

she not he!

chai..nl no wan free me sha
early morning frees

Boko with the flows,I blast and kill/ y'all defeating me is a mere fallacy/ sit back nd relax..watch how I plan ma win/ light a match stick on your chest to give you heart burns ,that ain't all sir but u'll run to gotto looking for antacids /
Not referring to James the pilot..when I say you will doolittle/ cos u'ld be belittled/ for really being rude/ let's heat the kettle/ it all boils down to the fact that I will be killing you/
I'm a ruler with prowess/ this niggaz ain't a problem/ u just a "coward"..so imma make y'all "know hell"/ as I leave u with a burden..ain't talking Powell/
I'm getting red..u can have a clue of what mud are/ I'm a hot nigga..fukk Bobby Schmurda/ I'm capable of committing murder/ nd killing mothers/
Get a kitchen knife nd prick u in the nyanch today/ when it's 6.30am..like unrepentant fake friends..we would stab u in the back again/ then multiply the p with another p ..before u wake up,we back again / I'm a wizard..u're getting haunted cos by noon,I'm taking your heart away /
Y'all are hot buns/ when u say your bars are the bomb..it means they're jos noise/ I'm capable of killing your loved ones/ with bars that convert water to bullets in toy guns/
Rewind time from winter to summer/ making no blunder/ then damage your brain for less than a minute with bars of thunder/ till u start claiming I'm in Asia .now that's a hell of 5seconds in summer /
You're a fellow so s.tupid / a battle against me nd any nigga here is so one sided,I'm just being a bully/ but let me do y'all a favour and end this coolly/ as I get A baga to sign you..jes to confirm you're loopy /

Lagunna:


No oo. I still dey here..
Why u no show up for your battle against whizzy na?

you can't believe Bros my subscription finish that on Sunday afternoon...

Zohan:


for mentioning my name there, ama give you credit. you wonna work
holla @ me IG: ijbeats or call 08137594396. ama cook something for you.

Lol, ok bruv.

mikuz:


Oga throw way this rubbish style. I no dig am. Go back to that style you used when Xlites battled Crank crew or so. Where my battle with Ace didn't hold. I've forgotten who you battled with but Chuka battled Sidd.

Lemme find that smoking verse or can you post it?

I think it was cheqqs. RG.

Lagunna:


dude.. i like your rewinds..
dópe..

Thank you.