hungryboy:
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Someone else will marry her. Keep deceiving yourself.

lol

No 1 caps it all..

so you are tell me to do all this becos of staring

decode55:
The most effective method: hire agberos to break his tibia & fibula & confine him permanently to a wheel chair

Crazy set of people. so you don't have WORK to do again ni................................

kingopta:
so you are tell me to do all this becos of staring

Emytexboy:

menix:
wat of horse wey no get chic wey man dey look, is there a way i culd mk guyz look @ her.

Paint Her Green White Green brother...so we like dis can look at her

Ope ooooooooo i grap that,,,,some guyz are stupid,,,fell like con carry ur girl beside u

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Good ideas to chase girl

It feels gud to go out wit my beautiful gfriend while crazy guys do d luking. Number 5 is for me while number 3 goes for my gal. Dat explains while I luv nd cherish her so much. She always makes me proud out there. But on d oda hand, I think she does it to keep oda gals away frm me cos ama such a cute dude every gal wanna hv.

Baba!, no try all these numbers with me ooo
No 1 na green light oo I warn u!
Unless u go gather muscle full body or u be bouncer or boxer etc

6. Recite this don jassy song 'looku looku' it goes like this looku looku...jealousy jealousy...complete am urself

searay:
What is a girl friend?
What is it use for?

What is cluelessness- totally uninformed about what is going on; not having even a clue from which to infer on what is occurring.

TonYzeallY:

Paint Her Green White Green brother...so we like dis can look at her

Broz eeh buh I no tell u say nah egwunu I dey follow waka nah..
Wicket boii...

OP thinking like a lady that she is.

Why should I make eye contact, pda and keep close just because she's getting attention?

It achieves nothing.

My style is to remain as if no one is watching.

Good advice

If I hear say these steps dey work. Guys will stalk you until you go drop her off at home. Then they stalk her until they have chance to talk to her. I'm talking from experience o.

That's how one stupid ugly Ikoyi idiot bought SUV for my beautiful gf. She's my ex now. The thing pain me eeehhn!!

teemanbastos:
THE BEST NA 'PUNCHING' & 'PUNCHES'.
Ask tyson whether dm born any man may im near his gf .. For where?
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What if the intended beater turns out to be the"BEATEE"
U hav knw idea how many times ve seen Tyson got himself beaten

[quote author=Romzyj post=29772565][/quote]For me o, i want any interested guy to try his luck. If some guy looks at her, then i will change my mood, pretend as if she is my sister. If the guy tells me he is interested in her, i will encourage him to talk to her & wait for her, when they finish talks, then we start smiling & making jest of him. You can toast my girlfriend of cause, if not i wouldnt know her better now. Make Dangote's son com toast am na en i want now. If dem no toat an, dem just dey look am it feet be say then dey say for them minds- look at the urgly lady way this bro dey date. look at her ugly legs (k-legs), look at her urgly eyes...it always pains me for this bro any time e dey pass with this think,he no get eyes? dem dash am d girl? of cause,those may be the reason why they look u. But if they try to meet her good, i will wait for corner make dem waste dem saliva...Make she follow them yarn,give dem hope way dem no go feet cash. Only if i trust her sha.

[quote author=Romzyj post=29772565][/quote] ifshe wowo I no fit near her for malls

dechandel:
That number 5 covers it all

Hey dear

Dem fee dey send me make i go give her money now. I fee dey help her collet things from dem now waiting concern me.

Okay, assuming I have a job, will it still permit me to do some of the things you mentioned above?

faitheverest:
Na nigerian guys u dey tell this one?hmmmmmmm........

Watin do Nigerian guys? Abi na una dey too cheap

reminize:
Good advice

helphelp:
K

denkyw:
lol

helphelp:
K

Nairaland crew I hail thee

elantraceey:
smh

i pray let it fall